#1 Posted by ClarkJosephKent1938DC (682 posts) - - Show Bio
Superman
Darkseid

Who would win in an arm wrestle?
#2 Edited by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid has good showings then bad showings.

#3 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman.

#4 Posted by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio
Static Shock said:
"Superman."
#5 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio

The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

#6 Posted by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio
Perfect Cell said:
"The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

"
.........
#7 Posted by KREEZE (2 posts) - - Show Bio
Perfect Cell said:
"The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

"
I AGREE.
#8 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
never give up said:
"Perfect Cell said:
"The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

"
........."
You know how you place your elbows on the table when you arm wrestle? The force of the two would break anything less sturdier than the Juggernaut. And the Juggernaut would need to be laying on a 50 foot deep adamantium floor.
#9 Posted by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio
KREEZE said:
"Perfect Cell said:
"The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

"
I AGREE."
That makes no sense why would juggernaut be on his knees.
#10 Posted by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio
Perfect Cell said:
"never give up said:
"Perfect Cell said:
"The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

"
........."
You know how you place your elbows on the table when you arm wrestle? The force of the two would break anything less sturdier than the Juggernaut. And the Juggernaut would need to be laying on a 50 foot deep adamantium floor."
..........
#11 Posted by ClarkJosephKent1938DC (682 posts) - - Show Bio

Lets say this takes place in a special arena made of adamantium, and the table is made from the combine power of the green lantern corps.

#12 Posted by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio
ClarkJosephKent1938 said:
"Lets say this takes place in a special arena made of adamantium, and the table is made from the combine power of the green lantern corps."
That is better.
#13 Posted by King Saturn (224186 posts) - - Show Bio
Superman wins


#14 Posted by Zenma (4970 posts) - - Show Bio
KREEZE said:
"Perfect Cell said:
"The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

"
I AGREE."
this guy have no post 0_o
#15 Posted by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio
Zenma said:
"KREEZE said:
"Perfect Cell said:
"The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

"
I AGREE."
this guy have no post 0_o"
He is a troll.
#16 Posted by King Saturn (224186 posts) - - Show Bio
Half the stuff been posted in this thread doesnt even make sense

lol
#17 Posted by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Half the stuff been posted in this thread doesnt even make sense

lol
"
Yup thats perfect for you.
#18 Posted by ClarkJosephKent1938DC (682 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd say Superman FTW

#19 Posted by never give up (9601 posts) - - Show Bio
ClarkJosephKent1938 said:
"I'd say Superman FTW"
Yup.
#20 Posted by King Saturn (224186 posts) - - Show Bio
ClarkJosephKent1938 said:
"I'd say Superman FTW"
You would say Right

(=
#21 Posted by Zoom (14668 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid.

Outside of Loeb's awful Superman/Batman series, Darkseid almost always beats Superman.

Hell, he's beaten Validus and Validus is quite a bit more powerful than Supes.

#22 Posted by lordraiden (7097 posts) - - Show Bio
never give up said:
"Darkseid has good showings then bad showings."

With that said, outside of poor writing, Darkseid should always have the power to manhandle the man of steel!
#23 Posted by lordraiden (7097 posts) - - Show Bio
Zoom said:
"

Darkseid.

Outside of Loeb's awful Superman/Batman series, Darkseid almost always beats Superman.

Hell, he's beaten Validus and Validus is quite a bit more powerful than Supes.

"

Hey, someone using some logic and feats, hats off to ya!
#24 Posted by mimic12 (548 posts) - - Show Bio

Hasent Superman defeated Darkseid like a guzillon times already?

#25 Posted by Zoom (14668 posts) - - Show Bio
mimic12 said:
"Hasent Superman defeated Darkseid like a guzillon times already?"

Ugh....nope.  Can't say that he has.

Usually, Darkseid doesn't have much interest in earth so he gets involved in a crossover, does his part to beat the big bad (Anti-Monitor, Imperiex, Brainiac 13, etc) and then leaves.  Occationally Superman will go to Apokalis for something and Darkseid will kick his butt and send him away with the omega beams.

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Just because he's a Superman villain doesn't mean that Superman ever actually beats him.
#26 Posted by AtPhantom (14521 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman defeat Darkseid twice, and I consider both times bad writing, Usually Darkseid has no problem handling supes...

#27 Posted by Scarlet Thor (1112 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid

#28 Posted by The Accuser (35 posts) - - Show Bio
Scarlet Thor said:
"Darkseid"
#29 Posted by TruePwnge (2764 posts) - - Show Bio

Jobberseid is a joke

More jobbing


More evidence against Jobber
modern Darkseid IMO = fail


3 punches and he almost dies

 Darkseid getting owned

Supes LOL's at the Omega Beams

MotorSteel said:
"Superman

Dodging Darkseid's Beams and making them hit him.

"

Doomday takes the OmegaEffect and then massacres the big D



It's time DCU put Darksied in the retirement home until they figure out how to fix this guy


jobbed

High Revolutionary said:
"Darkseid was killed by Orion, who has no where near SOK's level of power




Once again Superman almost kills him after 3 punches

ClarkJosephKent1938 said: "
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#30 Posted by GreenScar98 (246 posts) - - Show Bio

Hasnt Darkseid beateb the tar outta Supes before? And if he did im pretty sure he can do it again

#31 Posted by Cake (28 posts) - - Show Bio
@never give up said:
" KREEZE said:
"Perfect Cell said:
"The table needs to be the Juggernaut's back because frankly, there is no table sturdy enough to handle the friction of both of these power houses.

"
I AGREE."
That makes no sense why would juggernaut be on his knees. "

.........r we making a porno?....
#32 Posted by Hellos (8914 posts) - - Show Bio
@ClarkJosephKent1938 said:
"Lets say this takes place in a special arena made of adamantium, and the table is made from the combine power of the green lantern corps. "

Darkside will use his OE armwrestle signature move and win.
#33 Posted by TruePwnge (2764 posts) - - Show Bio
@GreenScar98 said:
" Hasnt Darkseid beateb the tar outta Supes before? And if he did im pretty sure he can do it again "
No most of the time Jobberseid gets his butt kicked

he even lost to stairs
#34 Posted by the creator (8577 posts) - - Show Bio
@TruePwnge said:
"@GreenScar98 said:
" Hasnt Darkseid beateb the tar outta Supes before? And if he did im pretty sure he can do it again "
No most of the time Jobberseid gets his butt kickedhe even lost to stairs"
Do you want to post the scan again of him 'losing to stairs' as you have several times before.
This time however try to include the few pages before that one so that we actually the true story for why he was so weakened that he stumbled.
It helps present the truth, rather than another persons distorted view.
#35 Posted by TruePwnge (2764 posts) - - Show Bio

Constant Low Showings = Jobber

Pre Crisis Darkseid owns, he can smash Bronze Age Supes around easy enough and he never really suffered from confidence issues. If Surfer arrives In-Flight it might take him a while to land a blow on Surfer but eventualy he will land something, the Omega Effect owns here
I remember once upon a time, long, long ago during the Kirby days Darksied used to mean something. But not anymore, the guy just gets KO'ed again and again. His monsters and his Elite are far more scary than the man himself.
Batman busted in threatened to blow up Apokolips and Darksied moan like a baby, Batman also put on a pair of Warhammer gloves busted up Darkseids face, Supes these days just covers his eyes and blows Darksied over.
Wonder Woman ping ponged his Omega Effect on her bracelets, and Batman dodged the Omega Effect. Now he gets himself owned by a a flight of stairs
Modern Darkseid aka Jobberseid
Superman owns that, no he stomps that



Jobberseid is a joke


Today's Darkseid has been stomped by current Superman, heatvision and a few flying tackles

Got his ass kicked by Wonder Woman, she even reflected the Omega Beams back into his head

He had his face smashed in by Superman so bad his eyes swelled shut



Had his heart ripped out

Almost got killed by 3 Superman punches

Got his face beat around by Batman, YES A STREET LEVELER LIKE BATMAN can fight him

Again more Superman punches, he almost dies

Even metahumans and street levelers can dodge his Omega Beams

Had his Omega Effect doged by Superman and blitzed the Omega Effect right into his back

Got killed after Superman sang a karaoke song

Crbstomped by one of Batman's radon bullets

Worst of all got stomped by a flight of stairs
#36 Posted by AtPhantom (14521 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't know why I'm doing this, TrulyPwned is the purest definition of troll present on the vine, but here we go.

@TruePwnge said:

"Today's Darkseid has been stomped by current Superman, heatvision and a few flying tackles"
Only because you don't want to acknowledge the page that comes after all those "stomps"

"Got his ass kicked by Wonder Woman, she even reflected the Omega Beams back into his head"
She reflected his omega beams once, because she has a divine shield. That was the sum total of their encounter. They met two other times and Drakseid slapped her around, Wonder Woman never defeated him,  stop lying.

" He had his face smashed in by Superman so bad his eyes swelled shut"
So superman can inflict physical injury to Darkseid? What's new, they have the same strength level. That whole comic was bad writting because they neglected a ton of Darkseid other obvius abilites to give superman a win.

"Had his heart ripped out "
By his divine, Source empowered, son, who was destined to do it anyway.

"Almost got killed by 3 Superman punches"
Why don't you show the next page, troll?

"Got his face beat around by Batman, YES A STREET LEVELER LIKE BATMAN can fight him"
Wake up and smell the plot, batman punched him wearing apokoliptian armor, and the armor broke in the process. And the Darkseid brok every bone in his body with a punch. What is the problem?

"Again more Superman punches, he almost dies"
Again, more trolling and twisting feats...

" Even metahumans and street levelers can dodge his Omega Beams"
Only Superman ever dodged his omega beams, stop confusing comics and cartoons.

"Got killed after Superman sang a karaoke song"
While he was devoid of a body and suffering from poisoning by a god bullet... Besdies, you obviously fail to understand the symbolic meaning behind the scene.

"Crbstomped by one of Batman's radon bullets"
Your ignorance is showing, being killed by your weakness is something wone would expect, after all, that's why it's called a weakness.

Also, IT"S RADION YOU IGNORANT TROLL

@TruePwnge said:
"Worst of all got stomped by a flight of stairs "
...While he was devoid of his divine powers. Besides you even mentioning this simply shows that you have no interest in actually measuring the character, you just hate him and would list any scene of him not looking cool as evidence rather than actually giving any arguments. In other words you are a troll. Please stay away from any future Debates involving Darkseid and stop giving us proof of your stupididty.


#37 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman!

Why does Darkseid look like Terrax in that pic?

#38 Posted by MOONKNIGHT-LANTERN (389 posts) - - Show Bio

darkseid

#39 Posted by the creator (8577 posts) - - Show Bio
@AtPhantom said:
"I don't know why I'm doing this, TrulyPwned is the purest definition of troll present on the vine, but here we go.

@TruePwnge said:
"Today's Darkseid has been stomped by current Superman, heatvision and a few flying tackles"
Only because you don't want to acknowledge the page that comes after all those "stomps"

"Got his ass kicked by Wonder Woman, she even reflected the Omega Beams back into his head"
She reflected his omega beams once, because she has a divine shield. That was the sum total of their encounter. They met two other times and Drakseid slapped her around, Wonder Woman never defeated him,  stop lying.

" He had his face smashed in by Superman so bad his eyes swelled shut"
So superman can inflict physical injury to Darkseid? What's new, they have the same strength level. That whole comic was bad writting because they neglected a ton of Darkseid other obvius abilites to give superman a win.

"Had his heart ripped out "
By his divine, Source empowered, son, who was destined to do it anyway.

"Almost got killed by 3 Superman punches"
Why don't you show the next page, troll?

"Got his face beat around by Batman, YES A STREET LEVELER LIKE BATMAN can fight him"
Wake up and smell the plot, batman punched him wearing apokoliptian armor, and the armor broke in the process. And the Darkseid brok every bone in his body with a punch. What is the problem?

"Again more Superman punches, he almost dies"
Again, more trolling and twisting feats...

" Even metahumans and street levelers can dodge his Omega Beams"
Only Superman ever dodged his omega beams, stop confusing comics and cartoons.

"Got killed after Superman sang a karaoke song"
While he was devoid of a body and suffering from poisoning by a god bullet... Besdies, you obviously fail to understand the symbolic meaning behind the scene.

"Crbstomped by one of Batman's radon bullets"
Your ignorance is showing, being killed by your weakness is something wone would expect, after all, that's why it's called a weakness.

Also, IT"S RADION YOU IGNORANT TROLL

@TruePwnge said:
"Worst of all got stomped by a flight of stairs "
...While he was devoid of his divine powers. Besides you even mentioning this simply shows that you have no interest in actually measuring the character, you just hate him and would list any scene of him not looking cool as evidence rather than actually giving any arguments. In other words you are a troll. Please stay away from any future Debates involving Darkseid and stop giving us proof of your stupididty. "

You beat to me to it  :-)
Good answers.
#40 Posted by AtPhantom (14521 posts) - - Show Bio
@the creator said:
"You beat to me to it  :-)Good answers. "
Thanks.
It's a shame it will have no effect on him.
#41 Posted by MrDirector786 (43553 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's not forget that a lot of those times Darkseid gets beaten up, it's NOT THE REAL DARKSEID!!! For example, this was an AVATAR, NOT THE REAL DARKSEID!!!





#42 Edited by Hellos (8914 posts) - - Show Bio
@AtPhantom said:
"I don't know why I'm doing this, TrulyPwned is the purest definition of troll present on the vine, but here we go.

@TruePwnge said:
"Today's Darkseid has been stomped by current Superman, heatvision and a few flying tackles"
Only because you don't want to acknowledge the page that comes after all those "stomps"

"Got his ass kicked by Wonder Woman, she even reflected the Omega Beams back into his head"
She reflected his omega beams once, because she has a divine shield. That was the sum total of their encounter. They met two other times and Drakseid slapped her around, Wonder Woman never defeated him,  stop lying.

" He had his face smashed in by Superman so bad his eyes swelled shut"
So superman can inflict physical injury to Darkseid? What's new, they have the same strength level. That whole comic was bad writting because they neglected a ton of Darkseid other obvius abilites to give superman a win.

"Had his heart ripped out "
By his divine, Source empowered, son, who was destined to do it anyway.

"Almost got killed by 3 Superman punches"
Why don't you show the next page, troll?

"Got his face beat around by Batman, YES A STREET LEVELER LIKE BATMAN can fight him"
Wake up and smell the plot, batman punched him wearing apokoliptian armor, and the armor broke in the process. And the Darkseid brok every bone in his body with a punch. What is the problem?

"Again more Superman punches, he almost dies"
Again, more trolling and twisting feats...

" Even metahumans and street levelers can dodge his Omega Beams"
Only Superman ever dodged his omega beams, stop confusing comics and cartoons.

"Got killed after Superman sang a karaoke song"
While he was devoid of a body and suffering from poisoning by a god bullet... Besdies, you obviously fail to understand the symbolic meaning behind the scene.

"Crbstomped by one of Batman's radon bullets"
Your ignorance is showing, being killed by your weakness is something wone would expect, after all, that's why it's called a weakness.

Also, IT"S RADION YOU IGNORANT TROLL

@TruePwnge said:
"Worst of all got stomped by a flight of stairs "
...While he was devoid of his divine powers. Besides you even mentioning this simply shows that you have no interest in actually measuring the character, you just hate him and would list any scene of him not looking cool as evidence rather than actually giving any arguments. In other words you are a troll. Please stay away from any future Debates involving Darkseid and stop giving us proof of your stupididty. "

To be honest I really don't care how depowered you get, if your having trouble going down three steps. Honestly 3 freaken steps.
(It was probably to give the reader a little laugh, because it doesn't matter how depowered you are, I didn't see Thanos falling down steps after becoming a god twice :P)
Imagine what would have happened if it was a flight of stairs :O
*Pictures Darkseid tumbling over and over and over"

Considering there are characters like Zoom / Flash that are faster then supes its fair to say what he can dodge, they can even more easily dodge xD

Yes these a good chance Supes would beat Darkseid at arm wrestling, Supes wins when it counts. HIS MACHO NESS IS ON THE LINE!
#43 Posted by AtPhantom (14521 posts) - - Show Bio
@Hellos said:
"To be honest I really don't care how depowered you get, if your having trouble going down three steps. Honestly 3 freaken steps.Imagine what would have happened if it was a flight of stairs :O*Pictures Darkseid tumbling over and over and over"Considering there are characters like Zoom / Flash that are faster then supes its fair to say what he can dodge, they can even more easily dodge xDYes these a good chance Supes would beat Darkseid at arm wrestling, Supes wins when it counts. HIS MACHO NESS IS ON THE LINE! "
Again, people are insistent that it's a normal occurrence or that this somehow reflect his battle prowess. Tripping down a step was a symbolic way of showing how vulnerable and flimsy he was at the time and how much he had no choice but to put his faith in others. You can look at it and go: "Haw, that guy got owned by stairs, let's go laugh at how lame he is, HAHAHA", but that only shows you haven't read the book.

As for dodging, that is also debatable. In Final crisis the omega beams had no problem keeping up with a speeding Barry, Wally and the Black Racer, but he doesn't need to use the effect directly on them, he has plenty of other uses. Yes, Zoom could beat him, but that's a different matter.

And as for the arm wrestling, it's a toss up, but Darkseid has beaten down Superman through brute force alone a lot more times than Superman has beaten Darkseid.
#44 Edited by Hellos (8914 posts) - - Show Bio
@AtPhantom said:
"@Hellos said:
"To be honest I really don't care how depowered you get, if your having trouble going down three steps. Honestly 3 freaken steps.Imagine what would have happened if it was a flight of stairs :O*Pictures Darkseid tumbling over and over and over"Considering there are characters like Zoom / Flash that are faster then supes its fair to say what he can dodge, they can even more easily dodge xDYes these a good chance Supes would beat Darkseid at arm wrestling, Supes wins when it counts. HIS MACHO NESS IS ON THE LINE! "
Again, people are insistent that it's a normal occurrence or that this somehow reflect his battle prowess. Tripping down a step was a symbolic way of showing how vulnerable and flimsy he was at the time and how much he had no choice but to put his faith in others. You can look at it and go: "Haw, that guy got owned by stairs, let's go laugh at how lame he is, HAHAHA", but that only shows you haven't read the book.As for dodging, that is also debatable. In Final crisis the omega beams had no problem keeping up with a speeding Barry, Wally and the Black Racer, but he doesn't need to use the effect directly on them, he has plenty of other uses. Yes, Zoom could beat him, but that's a different matter.And as for the arm wrestling, it's a toss up, but Darkseid has beaten down Superman through brute force alone a lot more times than Superman has beaten Darkseid."

There are otherways they can show how hes just recently been depowered. They put it in there for a small laugh at Darkseid's expense.
It has nothing to do with his "battle prowess" but it certaintly can't be justified by being depowered, his legs work just fine. xD
#45 Posted by AtPhantom (14521 posts) - - Show Bio
@Hellos said:
"There are otherways they can show how hes just recently been depowered. They put it in there for a small laugh at Darkseid's expense.It has nothing to do with his "battle prowess" but it certaintly can't be justified by being depowered, his legs work just fine. xD "
Like I said, you haven't read the comic. It's not about just being depowered, it's about being weak and vulnerable. Something Darkseid isn't used to being.
#46 Posted by King Luis (29 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid FTW

#47 Posted by melvinmaverick (32 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman ftw

#48 Posted by Zoom (14668 posts) - - Show Bio
@BatDance said:
" @Nerx said:
" Superman!Why does Darkseid look like Terrax in that pic? "


Those jobbers are cousins"

XD
#49 Posted by Akwa (4821 posts) - - Show Bio

In a non-PIS battle, Darkseid should win.
#50 Posted by melvinmaverick (32 posts) - - Show Bio

superman wins no matter what