superman Vs chuck norris

man of steel or man of round house kicks to the face...

dude personaly, chuck norris will kill every superhero in the universe in a hour and have time to eat a oreo and a glass of milk... slowly.

u have know idea jack ass

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Chuck Norris. If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land

Chuck Norris. If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land

Prodigious Man says:

"That was rather harsh fellas."

Its a Superman vs Chuck Norris thread. If I make a thread this dumb, please, by all means tear into me. I'll take down my post this time, but thats strike one. lol

Forever says:

"Chuck Norris is a joke."

Bleu Diamant says:

"This is easy. Chuck Norris wins. No questions. Here are some reasons why: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history. When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can actually breath fire. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse. Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. "

Thats actually pretty $#@!ing funny. Luv the part about the Miami Dolpins.

Bleu Diamant says:

"There were more, but they were pretty inappropriate so I had to edit them out. I forgot this one though: A street in Los Angeles was named Chuck Norris street, but three days later the name of the street had to be changed after sixteen thousand pedestrians died while crossing it................Nobody crosses Chuck Norris"

Thats it, I'm changing my vote to Chuck Norris.

Well, yeah, it's Chuck. I mean Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer but Chuck doesn't cry.

Bleu Diamant says:

"This is easy. Chuck Norris wins. No questions. Here are some reasons why: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history. When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can actually breath fire. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse. Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. "

A lot of these are really pretty clever/funny. Chuck Norris has two speeds walk and Kill...classic!

Gambler says:

"Bleu Diamant says:

"This is easy. Chuck Norris wins. No questions. Here are some reasons why: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history. When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can actually breath fire. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse. Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. "

Thats actually pretty $#@!ing funny. Luv the part about the Miami Dolpins."

Just saw this post. Man i gotta start reading through the whole thread before I comment.

I agree... hilarious.

Chuck's unstoppable.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad hes never cried. ever.

@GabrielCosma said:

Fake and Gay

Wow, you bumped a stupid thread with a stupid comment like that.