Superman vs 7 Billion People

it does beg the question, how many adult males of average (not fat) physique would it take to win this (assuming they can all synchronize the tug and all that other stuff)? a quadrillion?

It all takes but a simple tug for Superman to come out victorious.

@Deranged Midget said:

It all takes but a simple tug for Superman to come out victorious.

QFT

Superman wins with one hand.

@Pokeysteve said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

I don't appreciate that. 30% of America is fat... 30% of Britain is too.

Can we add all the animals in the world too? And we all are getting along so no animals kill each other and the Taliban's aren't going to be shot until after the tug-of-war?

@nickzambuto said:

@Pokeysteve said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

I don't appreciate that. 30% of America is fat... 30% of Britain is too.

I bet you got that information from an American website....

@ChaosBlazer said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Pokeysteve said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

I don't appreciate that. 30% of America is fat... 30% of Britain is too.

I bet you got that information from an American website....

So what if I did? That just soldifies it's correctness. America is always right.

Superman wins...it'd be fairer if it was current Supes then Pre-Flashpoint, that's for sure.

Damn.

This must be one long rope.

@nickzambuto: lol

nice eagle

@nickzambuto said:

@ChaosBlazer said:I bet you got that information from an American website....

So what if I did? That just soldifies it's correctness. America is always right.

Lmao to much win. You totally win.

@TERMINATORXX said:

Mankind Stomps

Wow......

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Damn.

This must be one long rope.

Stretches to the moon...... wait, that means a lot of us are dead.

Damn.

This must be one long rope.

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

The Silver Age Superman pulled multiple planets with one arm lol but yeah I agree, either version Superman wins here.

@ShootingNova said:

@TERMINATORXX said:

Mankind Stomps

Wow......

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Damn.

This must be one long rope.

Stretches to the moon...... wait, that means a lot of us are dead.

I know wow right? Lex Luthor kicks Supermans a$$ LMAO, I could kill Superman as well... Just rob lex luthor, steal all his Kryptonite and get me a grenade Launcher, stick as much kryptonite in it as I can and BOOOOM, dead superman it is.

@TERMINATORXX: Superman would have smashed your face into the pavement by then, no offence.

@ShootingNova said:

@TERMINATORXX: Superman would have smashed your face into the pavement by then, no offence.

I believe Arnold punched, My face, I melted, went around him and crushed his arm in a big machine, I'd take my big liquid TERMINATOR fingers, ram it in Supermans nose, get to his brain and kill that little piece of crap off....then I'd have my way with lois lane and Superman would be to dead to do anything about it.

I can't believe this is actually a subject. THe 7 billion win! Superman is no god!

@MasterJohn said:

I can't believe this is actually a subject. THe 7 billion win! Superman is no god!

you are a fucking idiot, read a comic with superman in it

@segsveg said:

@MasterJohn said:

I can't believe this is actually a subject. THe 7 billion win! Superman is no god!

you are a fucking idiot, read a comic with superman in it

lol

calm down buddy

But i agree he is wrong

@nickzambuto said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Pokeysteve said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

I don't appreciate that. 30% of America is fat... 30% of Britain is too.

I bet you got that information from an American website....

So what if I did? That just soldifies it's correctness. America is always right.

'Merica!

@nickzambuto said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Pokeysteve said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

I don't appreciate that. 30% of America is fat... 30% of Britain is too.

I bet you got that information from an American website....

So what if I did? That just soldifies it's correctness. America is always right.

@nickzambuto said:

@Pokeysteve said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

I don't appreciate that. 30% of America is fat... 30% of Britain is too.

Appreciate it or not, obesity is a huge problem here. We are the fattest country in the world.

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning: LOL As soon as I got to this page and that started I knew what it was from and I like it. Congratulations on winning the forum. Don't even know if that's possible but you win it.

Haha, this topic is way to funny. superman wins but i wont say with ease .

@Pokeysteve: We also just won the most medals in the Olympics.

So ya there is that.

@Man_of_Miracles said:

@Pokeysteve: We also just won the most medals in the Olympics.

So ya there is that.

We always do that lol

@Pokeysteve: That we do sir.