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#1  Edited By Big_Nasty

There are nearly 7 billion people on the earth. With our combine effort, can we beat Superman in a Tug of War contest or will he make us look extremely weak .

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#2  Edited By TifaLockhart

@Big_Nasty: I think it'd be like 4 people trying to lift a car. Only worse.

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#3  Edited By bigcimmerian

In comics humans won against Kryptonians, but in reality we could beat him only with kryptonite.

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#4  Edited By ms__omega

There will be 7 billion armless people....

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#5  Edited By MB25

Wow-You hate people?

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#6  Edited By ms__omega

@MB25:

No but us vs superman in a tug of war the guy can push planets around i doubt 7 billion people have the strength to even put up that much resistance to win a tug of war with superman.

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#7  Edited By ChaosBlazer

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

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@MB25 said:

Wow-You hate people?

LOL

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#9  Edited By TifaLockhart

@ChaosBlazer: We'd be spread thin though. If we somehow merged into one being it'd be easier.

But you're right, Superman's in the billions of tons range at least.

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#10  Edited By ChaosBlazer

@The_Last_Son_of_Czarnia: yeah I'm also estimating our pulling strength... there are probably a few million disabled people that won't be able to pull a rope, people with asthma that will have to stop after a few minutes, not to mention all the infants that obviously wouldn't be able to pull....

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#11  Edited By TifaLockhart

I daresay Superman's in the trillions of tons range at least.

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#12  Edited By PurpleCandy

On occassion even humans are known to give Superman very slight trouble, so using one of those incarnations the humans can do this.

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#13  Edited By TifaLockhart

@PurpleCandy: We don't have Batman.

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#14  Edited By ChaosBlazer

Besides, getting everyone to pull at the same time would be a pretty difficult accomplishment.

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#15  Edited By MB25

@Ms. Omega: @Ms. Omega said:

@MB25:

No but us vs superman in a tug of war the guy can push planets around i doubt 7 billion people have the strength to even put up that much resistance to win a tug of war with superman.

I completely agree with you...this shows the insignificance of human kind compared to one kryptonian

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#16  Edited By 0n1zuka

@The_Last_Son_of_Czarnia said:

@PurpleCandy: We don't have Batman.

Or Lex Luthor for that matter.

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#17  Edited By Sufferthorn

I'll just go last in line...:)

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#18  Edited By Killer_of_trolls

@Big_Nasty said:

There are nearly 7 billion people on the earth. With our combine effort, can we beat Superman in a Tug of War contest or will he make us look extremely weak .

Muhammad Ali VS Ant farm

JEEZ, I wonder who would win.

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#19  Edited By MenaceForever2

Do we have all the deceased people too?

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#20  Edited By Jayfournines

@Killer_of_trolls said:

@Big_Nasty said:

There are nearly 7 billion people on the earth. With our combine effort, can we beat Superman in a Tug of War contest or will he make us look extremely weak .

Muhammad Ali VS Ant farm

JEEZ, I wonder who would win.

...the millions of fire ants crawling all over Muhammad Ali win

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#21  Edited By Big_Nasty
@menaceforever: Just the ones with a pulse and not bed rested
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#22  Edited By kingkronos

Superman can just destroy our planet....

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#23  Edited By niBBit

We win. Because.

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#24  Edited By Urbs

Can we bring back the dead and use them?

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#25  Edited By SpideyPresence

We all start throwing kryptonite at Supes. Then he loses.

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#26  Edited By TheCheeseStabber

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

D) Everyone Has Extreme Rope Burn.

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#27  Edited By ChaosBlazer

@TheCheeseStabber said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

D) Everyone Has Extreme Rope Burn.

that's a given lol

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#28  Edited By kajitatsu

@The_Last_Son_of_Czarnia said:

@PurpleCandy: We don't have Batman.

GG No Re.

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The least force that's require move the earth out of it orbit is about 3.4045x 10^22 which mean Superman exert at least 1.1348 x 10^22 n when he pull it with MM and WW that's equilant of lifting 1.1348 x 10^18 tons on earth so you might as well make us all peak humans and we still lose.

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#30  Edited By texasdeathmatch

hahaha best thread of the day.

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#31  Edited By ShootingNova

1. The rope dies instantly.

2. We won't be able to all fit on the rope, unless we're flying, but some might be un-cooperative and we fail badly.

3. SuperMan wins.

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@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

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#33  Edited By AngryHulks

Hmm... Make this into 7 billion Hulks and it'll be fairer.

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#34  Edited By nickzambuto

Here's a question: what if everyone who has ever lived up till now, were merged into one supah being. THEN could the humans beat Supes in tug of war?

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@war of light_2814 said:

The least force that's require move the earth out of it orbit is about 3.4045x 10^22 which mean Superman exert at least 1.1348 x 10^22 n when he pull it with MM and WW that's equilant of lifting 1.1348 x 10^18 tons on earth so you might as well make us all peak humans and we still lose.

It's not the strength of them "pulling a planet" in space, it's the inertia force of their flight that's pulling the planet. People are confusing physical pulling strength with the force of flight. That's equivalent to how a rocket pulls something that it is chained onto. Rockets don't have muscle strength to pull. It uses the force of its trajectory.

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@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@war of light_2814 said:

The least force that's require move the earth out of it orbit is about 3.4045x 10^22 which mean Superman exert at least 1.1348 x 10^22 n when he pull it with MM and WW that's equilant of lifting 1.1348 x 10^18 tons on earth so you might as well make us all peak humans and we still lose.

It's not the strength of them "pulling a planet" in space, it's the inertia force of their flight that's pulling the planet. People are confusing physical pulling strength with the force of flight. That's equivalent to how a rocket pulls something that it is chained onto. Rockets don't have muscle strength to pull. It uses the force of its trajectory.

"Tug war" is that enough explaination?

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#37  Edited By AngryHulks

Assuming we hulked out 7 billion people. Hulk's most quantifiable lifting weight is 150 billion tons (1.50x10^11 tons). If we do rough assumption that Superman pulls 1.1348 sextillion tons, then:

(1.50 x 10^11 tons) x (7.00 x 10^9 Hulks) = 1.05 x 10^21 tons.

1.05 x 10^21 tons / 1.1348 x 10^22 tons = 0.09 , that's only 9% of what Superman could lift.

So even if everyone is Hulk, they still needs 91% more power to wins the tug-of-war against Superman.

Likewise, Blue Marvel's top lifting feat from rough calculation (asteroid) is 134 quadrillion tons (1.34 x 10^17 tons). And it'll takes 74,627 Blue Marvel to beat Superman in tug o' war.

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#38  Edited By samuel_larson_10

7 billion people, at least one would have kryptonites

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@war of light_2814 said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@war of light_2814 said:

The least force that's require move the earth out of it orbit is about 3.4045x 10^22 which mean Superman exert at least 1.1348 x 10^22 n when he pull it with MM and WW that's equilant of lifting 1.1348 x 10^18 tons on earth so you might as well make us all peak humans and we still lose.

It's not the strength of them "pulling a planet" in space, it's the inertia force of their flight that's pulling the planet. People are confusing physical pulling strength with the force of flight. That's equivalent to how a rocket pulls something that it is chained onto. Rockets don't have muscle strength to pull. It uses the force of its trajectory.

"Tug war" is that enough explaination?

This is in reply to all the planet pulling being mentioned here. If Superman DOES NOT fly, he will lose.

138 lbs (average weight) x 7 Billion = 966,000,000,000 = 483,000,000 tons

132 lbs (average strength) x 7 billion = 924,000,000,000 = 462,000,000 tons

483 Billion tons + 462 Billion tons = 945,000,000 tons

And that's just them leaning back and pulling. Add ground and leverage and it will be nearly 2 Trillion tons.

Superman only weighs 225 lbs, you can rest assured 2 Trillion tons of force will pull a 225 pound Superman off the ground towards the larger mass. Only way Superman can win is by flying off to space and using the force of his flight to pull the 2 Trillion tons.

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#40  Edited By TheGirugamesh

@Big_Nasty: Is it assumed that all 7 billion humans are perfectly coordinated with their pulling? Because realistically I couldn't see 7 billion people working together perfectly.

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#41  Edited By ComicStooge

@Jayfournines said:

@Killer_of_trolls said:

@Big_Nasty said:

There are nearly 7 billion people on the earth. With our combine effort, can we beat Superman in a Tug of War contest or will he make us look extremely weak .

Muhammad Ali VS Ant farm

JEEZ, I wonder who would win.

...the millions of fire ants crawling all over Muhammad Ali win

Muhammad Ali didn't have heat vision and he couldn't punch the moon in half (or at least I don't think so).

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#42  Edited By Dextersinister

Just shows how ridiculous these strength levels got when you can say you have the strength of 7 billion men.

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#43  Edited By Big_Nasty
@texasdeathmatch: Thanks for the comment
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#44  Edited By Mizz_Coconut

I think we could but making it happen would be difficult, firstly you'd have to get 7billion people in once place, or many places, so like america or europe, because we dont know how long this line is going to be with 7billion standing in a row, we'd end up crossing borders!

Plus it would be like a mexican wave effect, one person would start and we'd get dominos, but that means the first people could be pulling for a minimum or 30mins before the last people start. So when does superman come in? when we're all pulling or when the first people start and gradually we pull him over the line?

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#45  Edited By Killer_of_trolls

@Jayfournines: I didn't say fire ants, there normal black ants.

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#46  Edited By Killer_of_trolls

@ComicStooge said:

@Jayfournines said:

@Killer_of_trolls said:

@Big_Nasty said:

There are nearly 7 billion people on the earth. With our combine effort, can we beat Superman in a Tug of War contest or will he make us look extremely weak .

Muhammad Ali VS Ant farm

JEEZ, I wonder who would win.

...the millions of fire ants crawling all over Muhammad Ali win

Muhammad Ali didn't have heat vision and he couldn't punch the moon in half (or at least I don't think so).

OMG, I was comparing "Superman fighting a large group of average humans" to "A strong human fighting a group of ants". meaning superman is to us what we are to puny ants, its an analogy. how could you not understand that from the begging? no offense but I facepalmed as a reflex.

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#47  Edited By Pokeysteve

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

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#48  Edited By TERMINATORXX

Mankind Stomps

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#49  Edited By ChaosBlazer

@Pokeysteve said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

we may be fat, but we just landed on Mars, so all the other countries can eat it lol

plus we actually did pretty good in the olympics

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#50  Edited By Pokeysteve

@ChaosBlazer said:

@Pokeysteve said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

If the average of 7 billion people's strength is just 80 pounds, we can altogether pull 560,000,000,000 pounds. This is equal to 280,000,000 tons, or 280 million tons. Then again, Superman has already pulled a third of a planet. So,

A) The rope breaks.

B) Our effort is uncoordinated and fails.

C) Superman wins fairly.

Strength + Weight. You gotta add in the average people's weight plus their leverage and pull strength. In "Tug of War" people don't just pull, they lean back with their weight.

America solos, then everyone goes to McDonald's to celebrate =/

we may be fat, but we just landed on Mars, so all the other countries can eat it lol

plus we actually did pretty good in the olympics

Lol love it! That's not fair, we always dominate the Olympics.