superman runs the gauntlet

Very dumb thread not to be taken seriously and not sure if done before if so version 2.3 is here

Supes has to take a full swing to his red briefs gets five minute breaks after each attempt

1. Captain america running start

2. Iron fist chi kick

3. spider-man using web slingshot

4. Iron man boost boot

5 . Flash after one lap around the world

6 . x-23 cheap shot

7 . comet the superhorse

8 . zombie lincoln

9 . captain marvel coming in form orbit

10 . Batman running start with kryptonite toed boot

Place

If he passes initiation they won't call him boy scout anymore and everyone involved has to have deadpool as a side kick for a whole week

Will he cringe,go into fetal position or break everyone else's shin

Thoughts?

Superman might be crying after round 3 and 4, But he's not getting up after 5!

Superman stops at 5.

He loses to 5 9 10 the others he could take

Loses at round 2

Oh God 5 is going to be brutal, 10 too others not so much.

stops at 5.

I thought he could defiantly take 5 how hard does the flash hit when not gong light speed? I know i read something about him taking on mass but thought it was only in light speed.

He clears it.