- Backstory: This takes place right after their break-up so both characters are really S-A-L-T-Y. The fight starts when, in the heat of their break-up argument, Supes calls WW a "self-righteous b*itch who never put out". WW reacts by punching Supes in his jaw.
- Morals: In character but emotionally charged
- Location: The fight starts in the JLA Watchtower cafeteria but Batman, knowing that the two power-houses will eventually destroy their base of operations if left uninterrupted, teleports them to the Sahara Dessert.
Who wins and why?