Superheroes walk into a bar...FIGHT!

Suppose, after saving the world or something, a group of superheroes decides to go to a bar. Abandoning good sense, they all have a bit too much to drink. Ok, more than a bit. Pretty soon words are said, punches are thrown, and an all-out bar fight breaks out.

Everyone is completely drunk (even if they normally can't get drunk)

NO Powers, no weapons (Base physical stats and senses are ok)

The superheroes are:

Batman

Wildcat

Lady Shiva (yeah she's not a superhero, sue me)

Captain America

Daredevil

Black Panther

Nightwing

Iron Fist

Wolverine

Black Canary

Batgirl (Cassandra Cain)

Who comes out on top?

Bump

Steve cant get drunk

@oreoassassin Way to ruin the thread lol

@oreoassassin: well here he can

@arcus: @the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: Facts bruhs facts :P

OP>facts bruh :)

@oreoassassin: @the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: so did you guys have any thoughts on who wins?

Cap. Can't get drunk. Physically superior.

Here he can

Wolverine and Cap can't get drunk so i'd go with them. Batman is probably a pinky raising martini drinker who gets drunk after one drink.

Everyone is drunk here

Batman rarely ever drinks.

Wolverine or Cap still. Cap is still the most physically superior. Wolverine has his healing factor.

@arcus: Well still Wolverine. Adamantium skeleton ftw.

Maybe T'Challa

@rockette: wolverine is both faster and stronger than cap, wolverines low level super human, caps comics book peak human

No powers? No weapons? Batman or cassandra would win. Captain America and wolverine should lose their physical advantages meaning it's just skill.

Cap is Meta-Human lvl. No PEAK Human can throw a Shield at mach speeds and take out a jet with a single shield throw.

Gotta go with Iron Fist. He probably knows drunken martial arts. Same with batman but my bets on Iron fist.

Probably wolverine. Adamantium skeleton.

Well without the serum Cap goes back to being weak and scrawny, so I was kinda figuring he'd keep his stats here, I don't think the gap's so significant that no one can compete with Cap or Wolverine

They peer pressure Danny to use his chi and blow something up.

Danny hammered loses all self control and blows up the entire bar, only wolverine and cap survive. Wolverine gets pissed and cuts his head off.

@roronuffy: no powers

Daredevil.

No powers? Black Canary, easy.

@kaang_the_watcher: @keenko: any reasons? Remember everyone's drunk

No powers, than flip a coin between Cap and Batman since they are stronger than everyone else here and have about equal fighting skill with the top guys on this list

@arcus: Honestly I picked Daredevil cause I like him the most and this kind of fight is near impossible to properly gauge. The sheer number of independent fighters is enough, but we have absolutely no idea how some of these people would even react to get drunk.

Between Iron man and Lady Shiva.

no one can fight well after getting drunk... then wolverine would surely win due to regen and adamantium skeleton.. and he still have his claws despite no one having weapons.

I gotta say Wolverine, simply because his healing can't really be taken from him and it would sober him up pretty quick. Then there is his Adamantium Skeleton, and his claws that again, can't really be taken from him. He could choose not to use them, but still Adamantium skeleton and healing factor...Wolverine wins.

lol yeah right

It was a joke. Black Canary, if you take powers away, is definitely the low card in this fight.

Iron Fist should take it, with Batman, Black Panther, and Steve following behind him.

Drunken Fist Rock Lee Solos!

Wolverine or Danny. I would have said Wolverine or Steve, but apparently Steve can get drunk now as per OP.

Danny

Steve is also low level superhuman. A meta-human. Even in the movies he's running as fast as a car and sending people flying, and in comic it's even greater. Wolverine is faster, though.

Ends in a drunken orgy.

alcohol wins.

Everyone here can drunk. Wolverine wins he has healing factor.

@xlr87t3: in our eyes yes, but for picnics standard he's peak human take batman and Eddie Brock for example batman can bench half a ton and Eddie can nearly do the same by our standards that's superhuman by not by comics and wolverine has better strength feats than cap tbh

Batman stomps them and everyone else ever while he is at it.

Iron Fist or T'Challa.

Batman discovers he's going to be a father to multiple children before the night is over.

They will make a punching bag from Wolverine.

CA refuses to get drunk.

Daredevil is blind, he wont find a that bottle of vodka.

Batman has already builded alcohol supplies in his suit, for sure.

lol I forgot I made this