Superhero Rap-Off (just give it a chance it's not what you think)

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These assorted characters each are among the brightest minds in their respected worlds. They each bring something to the table; an unmatched tactical mind that can think up every possible manuever and choose the best path to take. An undeniable master manipulator and renowned wordsmith, who's creativity is without bounds. A quick thinking, stupendously clever man, who is likewise infinitely creative. The shining star of mechanical engineering and new-world thinking. A man of average intelligence, but who's mind travels at such speeds beyond even our very comprehension, so as he can reach a conclusion in seconds that would take anyone else days. And Batman.

Each of these men are brilliant, in their own way, and have further showased this fact on numerous occasions by applying their superior minds to situations in ways of which we would never even think to. But today, we are going to take their improvisational skills to the limit. I am asking you, which of these characters can best take all their good traits, and best apply them, to rapping?

This may seem like a silly idea to you, but let me try and justify it. Each character I've listed has a certain skill or ability that, if used correctly, can potentially be used to create rhymes, beats, and rhythms, like we've never before seen. Quick thinking, creativity, inginuity, worldly knowledge; these skills and more are what is most important in creating a rap, and each of these characters display at least one of these abilities to a higher extent then anyone else. So, what will it be?

Joker's wordplay?

Deadpool's creativity?

Flash's quick thinking?

Deathstroke's higher brain capacity?

Lex Luthor's superior intellect?

Or Batman's Batmaness, that can write the best rap?

Each of these character's is given 1 week to write the best rap they can. It can be about anything (or anyone) they want. The rap will be presented to a mixed crowd; by that I mean one of everyone will be there if you know what I mean, in order to make this as fair as possible. The question is simple: who gets the most applaus?

Note: For the sake of this thread, each character will be deftly committed to winning this. And no "Deathstroke kills them all cause he is teh assassin and wins by default lulz" please.

BONUS ROUND!!!

The winning artist, immediately upon finishing his song, will then go up against, in a no holds-barred, purely improvised on the spot rap battle, with none other then the king himself,

EMINEM

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#2  Edited By cattlebattle

Its exactly what I thought it was

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#3  Edited By jeanroygrant

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#4  Edited By renamed040924

Oh come on!

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Flash

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#6  Edited By renamed040924

You people have no sense of humor

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#7  Edited By not2baad

Batman. Whip's out his bat-turntables out from his utility belt and lays down the funk.

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#8  Edited By Blacklightning13

1. It was exactly what i thought. 2. Flash. He could slowly pick up speed in his rap so people actually new what he was saying and then just go speed of sound to finish (good finisher bass).

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Deadpool, ftw and he would whup the white rappers words right out the window. 
 I did lol at the thought of Batman and Luthor doing a rap. 
And not what I thought, I was expecting a video :/

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#10  Edited By Strider1992

Deadpool will definitely win this lol. Heck he's even got the gear:

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#11  Edited By VictorGrey
  1. Flash
  2. Deadpool
  3. Batman
  4. Deathstroke
  5. Lex Luthor
  6. Joker
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#12  Edited By CaptainRodgers

@cattlebattle said:

Its exactly what I thought it was

LOL , I was literally scrolling down to the bottom to enter a comment that said exactly this when I found someone had beaten me to it.

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#13  Edited By PikminMania

@nickzambuto:

  1. Flash
  2. Deathstroke - He'll come up with some damn good disses
  3. Batman - Ditto
  4. Lex Luthor
  5. Deadpool - He seems like he'd be too Young Money-ish
  6. Joker - Getting horrorcore up in this!

Now for the biggest issue of this thread, EMINEM IS NOT THE KING OF HIP-HOP!!!
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@PikminMania said:

Now for the biggest issue of this thread, EMINEM IS NOT THE KING OF HIP-HOP!!!

LOL

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#15  Edited By Mercy_
@cattlebattle
Its exactly what I thought it was
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#16  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

Batman 
 
  

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#17  Edited By progenitorigin

You already know it's Albert Wesker, and he's not even a contestant.

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@progenitor said:

You already know it's Albert Wesker, and he's not even a contestant.

Should of seen it coming.

@The Stegman said:

Batman

LOL

@PikminMania said:

Now for the biggest issue of this thread, EMINEM IS NOT THE KING OF HIP-HOP!!!

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#19  Edited By progenitorigin

@nickzambuto:

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@progenitor said:

@nickzambuto:

I f*cking love that, no matter how many times I see it it never gets old.