Super-epic battle to end all battles!

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Dilpreet Singh, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Stan Lee, the fish I caught in third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on comicvine, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

@Sufferthorn said:

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Dilpreet Singh, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Stan Lee, the fish I caught in third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on comicvine, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

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@Sufferthorn said:

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Dilpreet Singh, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Stan Lee, the fish I caught in third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on comicvine, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

QFT

And Midnighter wins

@CMidnight:

Uhhh i'm the first poster, not you. But if you work hard, like me, you can become a first poster.

Live the American Dream my friend.

@Sufferthorn said:

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Dilpreet Singh, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Stan Lee, the fish I caught in third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on comicvine, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

Until I read this I was utterly unable to see myself ever truly contributing anything of worth to this forum. But after reading the truly inspiring triumph of Sufferthorn I was able to wipe away the tears in the corners of my eyes, and soon after the goosebumps settled I had my eyes set on what would most likely be the most important goal I would set for myself in my entire life...to become the first poster. A great honor for some and an eternal torment for others, the weight of this honor could crush any mortal man...and for nearly my entire life I found myself unworthy of such a crucial role. But after seeing this man...no...this legend take this role with such pride and confidence despite a life of hardship and struggle I found an iron will emerging from deep within my very being....And I will not rest until I too am a first poster. Thank you Sufferthorn for all you have given me and the rest of the world...

@Sufferthorn said:

@CMidnight:

Uhhh i'm the first poster, not you. But if you work hard, like me, you can become a first poster.

Live the American Dream my friend.

Relax, son. I was agreeing with you, not stealing your words. *Pats you on head*

We're all having fun here, ol' chum. :)

@CMidnight:

Thank you...Thank you all.

@theweltman:

Follow your dreams my friend. Follow...*choke*...your dreams.

@htb106: the batman thing about weakness, that's midnighter

@dondave said:

@Sufferthorn said:

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Dilpreet Singh, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Stan Lee, the fish I caught in third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on comicvine, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

QFT

And Midnighter wins

this. both the first post - I can't believe that I've met a first poster, thank you god! - and the second one. Midnighter wins.

Green goblin wins.

@Veitha: I can't believe I met a guy who is so excited about a first poster, thank you god!. Green goblin wins.