Steve has a rowboat, ropes, chains, meat, hooks, a bolt action tranq rifle, two darts and a Dundee-certified hunting knife. Navi is blindfolded and only here because I need someone who was in a comic.
Vs
Gustav, the largest crocodile alive. It has killed villages worth of people and been hunted with automatic weapons for years. No one can stop him...people just accept it, theyre like "yea I'm gonna go to the river, maybe I'll do some laundry, maybe I'll be murdered by a dinosaur. See ya! ...Maybe!"
Gustav will never leave the area Steve is in, and will not hide from him unless it is tactical for an attack.
Location: an 8 foot deep, 60 foot wide section of the Nile with a light current and vegetation on both sides save for a single small clearing near a river bank. It is twilight. Like the time of day I mean, no homo.
Morals off, win by Death. Navi will drown herself if Steve loses.
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