Star Trek Red Shirts vs Star Wars Ewoks - Battles

#1 Posted by CadenceV2 (9774 posts) - 3 months, 4 hours ago - Show Bio

8 Red shirts with Phasers and 1 guy has the Scanner.

8 Ewoks with Bows and knifes

Battle in forest.

Ewoks are at home here. Red shirts beam in to hunt them down.

#2 Posted by Magethor (1054 posts) - 3 months, 3 hours ago - Show Bio

The phasers are no joke. These weapons can evaporate all the trees in the forest just to get to one Ewok. But Red Shirt CIS will prevent these things from happening.

Ewoks PIS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Red shirts CIS

#3 Posted by CadenceV2 (9774 posts) - 3 months, 3 hours ago - Show Bio

@Magethor: I thought Red Shirts were the guys who dropped out of the Academy but was still givin a job?

#4 Posted by Xwraith (817 posts) - 3 months, 3 hours ago - Show Bio

Ewok arrowheads are coated in neurotoxin. That's all I'm going to say.

#5 Posted by Magethor (1054 posts) - 3 months, 3 hours ago - Show Bio

@CadenceV2: Red Shits are characters that are expendable and have to die. Scotty is the only lucky red shirt. I think its because he's the engineer. That's the old Star Trek. The New Star Trek, the Reds are the Captains and 1st Commanders. And the bad luck character is usually Geordi.

#6 Posted by JackKnight (1222 posts) - 3 months, 2 hours ago - Show Bio

Ewoks wreck!