Stan Smith vs Joe Swanson

Stan Smith (American Dad) vs Joe Swanson (Family Guy)

Pure hand to hand.

Both are in character.

Fight takes place in a dojo.

Who wins?

(Also Joe has his legs as in the picture, Stan doesen't have the pistol.)

stan wrestles joe to submission

Doesn't Stan suck at H2H?

stan sucks at h2h while joe is op strong

Joe has KO'ed Peter stan doesnt stand a chance.

Joe has beaten peter, quagmire, and Cleveland at the same time. Joe wins

I wouldn't say Stan sucks at H2H, he just doesn't really have any showings. He did beat his boss, and he did also beat a couple of guys from the Chinese Mafia during a parade. He is more a weapons expert though, hence why his not so many showings of H2H.

stan is purely a weapons expert, so unless he kicks joe in the nuts he doesnt stand a chance

@immortal777: @allstarsuperman: @kennypow: @wolfrazer: Stan killed a man with one punch to his stomach; he beats Joe

Stan is a trained CIA agent, and you don't just become a CIA agent off the street. He must have been a cop before though we have yet to see that. Joe has a lot of upper body strength. so I can definitely see him winning, but is this before he lost use of his legs or did he regain the use of them. if it is the former, then Joe is pretty much on even terms.

Ends in sex

While Stan got beat up by a hand model:

Joe Swanson all the way.

@comicstooge: But then Stan has also beat his boss(another CIA agent), and also a group of Chinese Mafia members. Am probably also forgetting some other ones...so its either PIS he lost against a hobo and Stelio, or PIS that he won against his boss and against a group of Mafia members. Oh just remembered, he did fight another CIA agent(Jim) in wife insurance.

@wolfrazer: he also lost to principal lewis' ex fiance

@dondave: I saw every episode i know everything about these 2. Stelio Kontos was a pis since Stan didn't even fight back. Stan CIS off might take it .Standard Stan fails epically. Also he didn't just make 1 punch he checked the exact spot to burst his heart which was badass.

Also , He couldn't even hurt Brainwashed Hailey .

Well I don't think he would actually want to hurt his own daughter.

Fair enough. And yeah, I forgot he beat his boss.

@wolfrazer: Maybe, But it looks like he's trying to fight back. I'll post the video if i find it.

Joe is has beat down people while in his wheelchair. He wins.

If Stan is trying then its a draw......if he is not Joe stomps hard.

Stan he's a CIA agent and he does have some batmanish showings, the fight with his boss at the diner comes to mind

Joe curbstomps Stan.

The fight with stelio was completely bogus. You saw how Stan was either taken by surprise, groggy, or buried that entire fight

Stan gets ahold of the boys in the lab to wipe him up some super potion that makes him incredibly strong and fast. He then beats Joe down and puts him back in the wheel chair.

Joe Swanson easily. He has the edge in both strength and fighting acumen. As mentioned, Stan showed he was able to defeat several people of the Chinese Mafia at once, but only by kicking them in the nuts. Joe is experienced at combat and would guard against this.

Stan Smith

Because he has a chance.

Stan

Joe's showings are somewhat bogus. He never fights anyone with skill.

Joe curbstomps Stan with his wheelchair. Also: