Squirrel Girl vs. Zoom

Squirrel Force > Speed Force

SG wins, she throws a rock at his foot and zoom trips and breaks his body.

@Killerwasp: @iragexcudder: lol, Agreed.

@blacharrt: Squirrel girl speed blitz

Lel..

Zoom rapestomps in a nanosecond.

in a squirrel girl comic she wins everytime but in a fight without pis she loses.

Zoom wins unless he rips her Deadpool fan card. Then she gets mad and smacks him.

So let's get this straight. People are angry because Squirrel Girl's power is being able to beat anyone... with squirrels.

But they are fine with dude running fast enough to go back in time, IMP and all this other bulls***.

This is like Christians calling Scientologists weird. Spaceship/volcano/alien spirits = weird but talking snake/talking bush/living inside a whale = reasonable.

Zoom's powers are more complicated sounding, but no less BS than Squirrel Girl. People even give Bugs Bunny with Toon Force more credit than Squirrel Girl.

Here's how it goes down: Zoom makes a speech before he high speed punches Squirrel Girl's face off. She takes that reprieve to shame him into allowing her a handicap. Zoom has to begin on all fours covered in two layers of squirrels but everyone has to wait until SG says "Go" to begin. SG says "Ready, set" and Tippy Toe sticks Zoom with a powerful tranq dart rendering him unconscious before "Go".

Squirrel Girl speed blitzes Zoom before Thwayne knows a fight started

Lol at people taking this seriously

spider-man solos

Squirrel Girl stomps

Bat God stomps both.

Squirrel Girl solos DC.

Squirrel Girl blitzes.

zoom kills her by running pass her

She may not be faster than ZOOM!

BUT SHE CAN DAMN SURE MAKE A ZOOM SQUIRREL TO TAKE DOWN ZOOM AND EAT HIM WHILE HIS SCREAMING HEEEEEEEEELPPPPPP I NEEED HEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPPPP

THEN THERE'S NOTHING OF ZOOM AS THE ZOOM SQUIRRLES BITES HUNTER ZOLOMON AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, THEN HUNTER ATTEMPTS TO REVERSE THE TIME OF THE SQUIRRELS TURNING THE ZOOM SQUIRELLS CRIPPLED WHILE THEY WHEEL AROUND WITH WHEELCHAIR BUT ITS NOT OVER YET ZOOM!!

AS SHE MAKES ZOOM PROOF SQUIRRELS HANDCUFFDS AND CUFFS ZOOMS LEG AND HANDS, AS ZOOM SCREAMS IN AGONY HE TRIES ONE LAST TRICK, HE CREATES A SHOCKWAVE AT THE SPEED OF UNKNOWN AND BLOWS UP THE PLANET

BUT SQUIRREL GIRL AS SOON SHE SEES EARTH SHATTER SHE TELEPORTS ZOOM AND HERSELF TO PLANET SQUIRREL, Now Zoom Have to Submit, Will he be executed being eaten alive while cuffed? WILL HE BE TURNED INTO A SQUIRREL GIRL IN THE MOST PAINFULL WAY THROUGH SURGERY!? WILL ZOOM BE ABLE TO ESCAPE?

Squirrel has already gotten hunter she can do everything with hunter now, Hunter is in the quite of a Sticky situation

Squirrel Girl Stomp!

Tippy-Toe blitzes.

EDIT: hahahaha i made the same post 2 months ago and didn't even realize it

Squirrel Girl wins, yeah.

@wollfmyth209: Yep, All kind of 5th Wall breaking character can beat hunter zolomomon, If they convince the writer to just remove hunter from DC

Simple as that

Zoom can't improve perfection...