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#1 Posted by ZhuRong (6729 posts) - - Show Bio

Who wins this battle?

#2 Edited by Tohoma (1812 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl godstomps.

#3 Posted by Fallschirmjager (19627 posts) - - Show Bio

@tohoma said:

Squirrel Girl godstomps.

#4 Posted by 616Vulture (3664 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl GODMURDERPARTYLASERCURBSTOMPS hulk.

#5 Edited by Wolverine08 (47932 posts) - - Show Bio

#6 Posted by amalgamuniverse (356 posts) - - Show Bio

@tohoma said:

Squirrel Girl godstomps.

#7 Edited by Erick_Williams (800 posts) - - Show Bio

@tohoma said:

Squirrel Girl godstomps.

#8 Posted by NighThunder (5501 posts) - - Show Bio

Mother muckwuckchucktoobadasstofuc

#9 Posted by Web_Flotsam (1131 posts) - - Show Bio

Doesn't WW Hulk destroy cities by flexing his muscles?

#10 Posted by NICK31898 (2247 posts) - - Show Bio

Doesn't WW Hulk destroy cities by flexing his muscles?

Haha, this is highlarious.

#11 Posted by killers10333 (264 posts) - - Show Bio

Doesn't WW Hulk destroy cities by flexing his muscles?

Squirrel Girl destroys galaxies by cracking her nuts. Spite battle arn't allowed...Squirrel girl

#12 Edited by Nefarious (27591 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl stomped Thanos.

End of story.

#13 Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6870 posts) - - Show Bio

@web_flotsam said:

Doesn't WW Hulk destroy cities by flexing his muscles?

Squirrel Girl destroys galaxies by cracking her nuts. Spite battle arn't allowed...Squirrel girl

Lol

#14 Posted by Batman242 (4913 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl stomped Thanos.

End of story.

#15 Posted by Perethorn (4804 posts) - - Show Bio

WW Hulk dies horribly.

#16 Posted by killers10333 (264 posts) - - Show Bio

@nefarious said:

Squirrel Girl stomped Thanos.

End of story.

Yea Thanos sought Squirrel Girl out to bring him closer to Death (as she brings death and destruction with her every step) but when he confronted her, she attempted to kill him. He had enough time to gain the IG, and figuring it was enough he challenged her. Boy oh boy was he wrong. Dont even think he lasted half a panel..poor poor titan

#17 Edited by sync1 (3062 posts) - - Show Bio

Doesn't WW Hulk destroy cities by flexing his muscles?

Squirrel Girl destroys galaxies by thinking.

#18 Posted by dondave (39866 posts) - - Show Bio

SG

#19 Posted by Cyberzombie_Hatchetman (542 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl. Why hasn't this been flagged as spite yet?

#20 Posted by GhostRavage (10063 posts) - - Show Bio

@web_flotsam said:

Doesn't WW Hulk destroy cities by flexing his muscles?

Squirrel Girl destroys galaxies by cracking her nuts. Spite battle arn't allowed...Squirrel girl

Hahaha!

#21 Posted by RetconCrisis (4674 posts) - - Show Bio

World War Hulk destroys the arena. Turns out Squirrel Girl's army of squirrels was hiding underneath the ground and attacked him from the bottom to the top like giant forest fire ants. That or SG hits her tail on the ground and sends Hulk into a crack to the Underworld.

#22 Posted by Jonez120 (6435 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by WillPayton (11315 posts) - - Show Bio

#24 Posted by Ostyo (11952 posts) - - Show Bio

Man, does this battle even last a single panel?

#25 Posted by WillPayton (11315 posts) - - Show Bio

@ostyo said:

Man, does this battle even last a single panel?

LOL... it lasts ZERO panels because Squirrel Girl will win off-panel. =)

#26 Posted by TifaLockhart (15205 posts) - - Show Bio

Am I the only one who doesn't find it funny anymore? Also, it was implied it was a Thanosi in Slott's run of She-Hulk.

#27 Edited by jerfro23 (98 posts) - - Show Bio

As the obd would say.for squirrel girl:
Off - panel victory: No matter how powerful an opponent she's fighting, she simply starts the fight, then there's a cut to off-panel, and it cuts back with her lying over the defeated body of her opponent. This always works. ALWAYS.

#28 Edited by XiiX (10717 posts) - - Show Bio

Am I the only one who doesn't find it funny anymore? Also, it was implied it was a Thanosi in Slott's run of She-Hulk.

No, you're one of many.

#29 Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

NO MORE SQUIRREL GIRL THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE SUPPOSED TO BE BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do Not Use Unbeatable Characters

Simple rule and one that should be obvious as it falls under the spite thread rules, but I'll spell it out so everyone can see it. No more using omnipotent characters. By using characters like TOAA, Bugs Bunny (just cause the fact of his toonforce being ridiculous), Presence (or Over-Monitor whatever), MoM etc, we don't get debates. We get either a stalemate between omnipotent characters, which lacks a debate as they can't do anything to each other, or destroys any other character(s) even if you stack abstracts against them. If you can't feasibly beat a character then don't use it. If you see someone using essentially unbeatable characters like TOAA or ridiculous toonforce capabilities like Bugs Bunny, flag it. Even if the character is created and falls under the category, flag it. These threads offer nothing and clog up the forum.

#30 Posted by Ostyo (11952 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Edited by RudeBomberBoy01 (2804 posts) - - Show Bio

Omg