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#1 Posted by doomsummers (761 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl has 1 month prep time and Darkseid has none. Fight is in the Crimson Cosmos.

#2 Posted by God_Spawn (37686 posts) - - Show Bio

oh boy.....
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#3 Posted by CAPiTA (1520 posts) - - Show Bio

The world loses.

#4 Posted by CrimsonAvenger (1162 posts) - - Show Bio

Well... We all know Squirrel Girl would win, right? (Actually she wouldn't stand a chance against Darkseid)

#5 Posted by Lvenger (19286 posts) - - Show Bio

Another spite thread. Sigh

#6 Posted by doomsummers (761 posts) - - Show Bio
@CrimsonAvenger: I know Darkseid would win. I just find it funny Marvel had her beat people she could never beat.
#7 Posted by czarny_samael666 (17174 posts) - - Show Bio

I have enoughof this nonsense:
 
Darkseid in horrible sotmp

#8 Posted by Outside_85 (8680 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes, Darkseid is sure to be annoyed by small furry creatures...then annihilate them.

#9 Posted by TheGreatOne (274 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9187 posts) - - Show Bio

This is what Darkseid and I think of this thread. 
 

#11 Posted by The Stegman (23920 posts) - - Show Bio

squirrel girl stomps

#12 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's pretend she came up to beat him somehow within a month, and when she stands in front of Darkseid he's aware of that. Couldn't he just bend time & space and go to a moment in time before that and off her?

#13 Posted by Nefarious (19694 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl sits on his face.

#14 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nefarious: yea but what about the fight? ;P
#15 Edited by Nefarious (19694 posts) - - Show Bio
@warlock360: Squirrel Girl slaughterstomp. She can only be beaten by TOAA.
#16 Posted by TerryBogard2014 (480 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel girl Omega slaughter stomp

#17 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio
 I know everyone is joking around, but who has Squirrel girl beaten to cause all of this?
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#18 Posted by Jorg (724 posts) - - Show Bio
@Deranged Midget: 
 
She dominated Thanos...thats her highest showing....just with squirrels.  
 
 
But everyone knows that when the omega effect/beams even slightly touch any Squirrel, they become omnipotent..
#19 Posted by Freefa11 (2337 posts) - - Show Bio
@Deranged Midget: Yeah, she took down Thanos with the Cosmic Pyramid, and there was a Watcher on hand to confirm it was really the real Thanos and not a clone, doppelganger, or simulacrum.
 
In her first appearance she took down Dr. Doom and made Iron Man look a bit foolish, though she idolized him so she wasn't actually trying to fight him. This was, incidentally, the same issue where Grey Hulk smashed a meteor supposedly twice the size of earth. I really wonder why so many people take that feat seriously.
#20 Posted by spartan92 (2520 posts) - - Show Bio

this was my reaction to this battle 
 
 
   
#21 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (2055 posts) - - Show Bio

Crimson Cosmos? If so then Cyttorak wins

#22 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by doomsummers (761 posts) - - Show Bio
@Dracade102:  I like eggs. Do you know where I could get nachos and a hotdog?
#24 Edited by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
@doomsummers: ?? Why dont you give Darkseid a month of prep? Oh wait.. Thats still spite since Squirrel Girl wins
#25 Posted by Fire Star (3478 posts) - - Show Bio

This was funny the first time, perhaps even the first seven. Now, it's just getting old and annoying.
#26 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio
@Freefa11: Ah I see, thank you for the clarification.
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#27 Posted by Nefarious (19694 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl pimp-slaps Darkseid back to the DC Universe.

#28 Posted by JeffSchu (4 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid hit's Squirrel Girl with the Omega Effect (which does nothing of course lol) then Apokalips gets overrun by squirrels.
#29 Posted by Omarpool (6773 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Squirrel Girl shouldn't be in a battle thread unless she's going against someone else who's reality bending properties are just as high. (Like Bugs Bunny)

#30 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio
@czarny_samael said:
"I have enoughof this nonsense:
 
Darkseid in horrible sotmp "

LMAO
#31 Posted by Full_Spectrum (1539 posts) - - Show Bio

this would be a very short battle with Darkseid on his heels the whole time.

#32 Posted by chriskalaani (239 posts) - - Show Bio

its stupid they even created a joke character like this. squirrel girl beating everyone gets old and its not even funny anymore. the character is just annoying and not needed. darkside stomps

#33 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

What?

I have been reading Marvel by a long time,never saw Squirrel Girl doing something important,just being annoying and then I enter in this thread and you say she beat up some important characters.

What feats and powers does she have?

@chriskalaani said:

its stupid they even created a joke character like this. squirrel girl beating everyone gets old and its not even funny anymore. the character is just annoying and not needed. darkside stomps

Agree with you,it's a lame character.

#34 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11652 posts) - - Show Bio
New Avengers #15
Glx-Xmas # 1

@deadpoolrules: A lot of P.I.S. moments here.

#35 Edited by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

New Avengers #15
Glx-Xmas # 1

@deadpoolrules: A lot of P.I.S. moments here.

Lame characters,always being overrated.

About this P.I.S.cs(got the joke?):

If they want to overpower someone,why not Deadpool?At leats it would be cool.But nooooo,it has to be the most annoying characters ever and Deadpool had to lose his healing factor.

#36 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20147 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl wins due to her character and "beating everyone."

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#37 Posted by Nefarious (19694 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't know why this was bumped. It is clear and obvious that this is indeed.....a spite thread.

#38 Posted by Harddrivexxii (514 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadpoolrules said:

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

New Avengers #15
Glx-Xmas # 1

@deadpoolrules: A lot of P.I.S. moments here.

Lame characters,always being overrated.

About this P.I.S.cs(got the joke?):

One of the finest facepalm gif-fests ever!!!

#39 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanks.

#40 Edited by Pokergeist (22351 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl for the Stomp. Major Spite against Darkseid.

#41 Edited by kcaz (1371 posts) - - Show Bio

squirrel girl is a damn joke, who can only win against jobbing characters. darkseid stomps

#42 Posted by Mercy_ (92684 posts) - - Show Bio

@chriskalaani: Stop bumping mis-match threads. This is the last time I'm gonna say it.

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