Squidward Tentacles vs Hannibal Lecter

Match-up between everyone's favorite Cultured Badasses, this time it's Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants vs Hannibal Lecter from NBC's Hannibal TV Series. here's the rules:

• Hannibal Lecter can't eats Squidward Tentacles in this match-up regardless the scenarios
• for the purpose of this match, Squidward's physical size are comparable to human sizes
• Squidward can breath same air with Hannibal Lecter

and that's it and here's the scenarios:

1. Hand-to-Hand(IC or Bloodlusted)
2. Playing chess

you can suggests more scenarios

who's better cultured badasses?

Squidward loses because he always loses.

Squidward is not a badass. He isn't even intelligent. All he does is pretend he can play clarinet and work at a fast food place. Hannibal murderstomps both rounds

Squidward always loses so Hannibal would win.

Clarinet Recital FTW

Toon force?

squidwards toon force is weak, like the force in darth maul, but he can't die because of the toon force..... I'm gonna have to say stalemate

Squidward was actually powerful in one episode but in not sure what he did..

Hannibal beats Squidward then has calamari for dinner. But Squidward comes back to life and tears apart Hannibal from the inside. Squidward wins.