Spite Battle!!!!!!!!!!

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Bloodlusted Superman Prime vs. depowered Power Pack

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These guys

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these guys.

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I hope I got the gist of the topic. I'm new.

Hell just opened up a special pit just for you.. jokes on this topic will always be tasteless you know

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@carter_esque: Here's another good one! :3

A Celestial
A Celestial

vs

A Door.............................................................................
A Door.............................................................................

The door muderstomps in the worse possible way! the Celestial can't fit though it LOL!

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How about.....Zoom vs the Turtle? lol

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#257  Edited By Chibio

bullets vs street levelers

Darkseid vs stairs

everyone vs Squirrel Girl

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#258  Edited By Carter_esque

@carter_esque: Here's another good one! :3

A Celestial
A Celestial

vs

A Door.............................................................................
A Door.............................................................................

The door muderstomps in the worse possible way! the Celestial can't fit though it LOL!

HAHAHA!

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#259  Edited By Carter_esque

@chibio said:

bullets vs street levelers -- lmbo love this one

Darkseid vs stairs -- why stairs?

everyone vs Squirrel Girl -- very true

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@carter_esque: Nothing can top this one!

The Burglar that killed Uncle Ben
The Burglar that killed Uncle Ben

vs

The Great Evil Beast!
The Great Evil Beast!

Rules:

  • The Burglar has his gun.
  • GEB is unarmed.
  • The Burglar is bloodlust.
  • GEB isn't bothered!
  • The Burglar gets a month of prep.
  • GEB gets none.

WHO WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and why?

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#262  Edited By Carter_esque

@jackknight: What about this one?

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@chibio said:

@carter_esque said:

@chibio said:

Darkseid vs stairs -- why stairs?

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That's hilarious! What was this from?? The writer has a wonderfully twisted sense of humor, like something straight out of a Whedon-verse comic. I swear, I'll never be able to look at Darkseid the same ever again after seeing this.

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@chibio said:

@carter_esque said:

@chibio said:

Darkseid vs stairs -- why stairs?

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That's hilarious! What was this from?? The writer has a wonderfully twisted sense of humor, like something straight out of a Whedon-verse comic. I swear, I'll never be able to look at Darkseid the same ever again after seeing this.

Superman/Batman:Torment

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#266  Edited By Shadowseeker2

Civilian vs Super man Goku Both beyonders Avengers X men JLA Teen titans and All the tailed beasts and the entire one piece crew and Galacticus the defenders the inhumans the fantastic 4(etc.....)

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@bamapecan said:

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These guys

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these guys.

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I hope I got the gist of the topic. I'm new.

Hell just opened up a special pit just for you.. jokes on this topic will always be tasteless you know

So your spite battle is...Me vs an eternal, insufferable and unstoppable force that is Hell. Well done, sir...well done.

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Charles Xavier vs stairs.

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BLOODLUSTED LOISE LANE VS GOKU

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@carter_esque: Not as massive of a curbstomp as my last one but this one will make you pee

Zoom
Zoom

vs

Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher
Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher

Race from Alaska to the bottom of South America and back 3 times.

Zoom is that maximum speed.

Allfather D'Aronique has a sack of 20 pizza and is eating them while racing.

Who wins and why?

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BLOODLUSTED LOIS LANE VS GOKU

Lois stomps. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

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#273  Edited By Carter_esque

@carter_esque: Not as massive of a curbstomp as my last one but this one will make you pee

Zoom
Zoom

vs

Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher
Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher

Race from Alaska to the bottom of South America and back 3 times.

Zoom is that maximum speed.

Allfather D'Aronique has a sack of 20 pizza and is eating them while racing.

Who wins and why?

HAHA I was thinking about posting Quicksilver vs. The Blob in a foot race but this... this is good.

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#274  Edited By Iragexcudder

Deadpool vs Writer

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@jackknight said:

@carter_esque: Not as massive of a curbstomp as my last one but this one will make you pee

Zoom
Zoom

vs

Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher
Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher

Race from Alaska to the bottom of South America and back 3 times.

Zoom is that maximum speed.

Allfather D'Aronique has a sack of 20 pizza and is eating them while racing.

Who wins and why?

HAHA I was thinking about posting Quicksilver vs. The Blob in a foot race but this... this is good.

LOL! thank you :) though how do you think the race goes? (even though we all know who wins)

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@carter_esque said:

@jackknight said:

@carter_esque: Not as massive of a curbstomp as my last one but this one will make you pee

Zoom
Zoom

vs

Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher
Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher

Race from Alaska to the bottom of South America and back 3 times.

Zoom is that maximum speed.

Allfather D'Aronique has a sack of 20 pizza and is eating them while racing.

Who wins and why?

HAHA I was thinking about posting Quicksilver vs. The Blob in a foot race but this... this is good.

LOL! thank you :) though how do you think the race goes? (even though we all know who wins)

Zoom finishes the race within moments and waits for the entire month that it'll take for fatboy to finish.

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#277  Edited By MethoKi

Darkseid vs an escalator that stops working midway down.

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My character "Spite the Badass" beats them both :P

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Doomsday vs an American Football team.

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SuperGrover

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Dark Pheonix

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Anyone vs Batman.....

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World war Hulk with infinity gauntlet vs Led Zeppelin!!!!

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@carter_esque: Now this is defiantly a spite!!!!!!!!!! LOL! :3

Sportacus
Sportacus

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Lucifer Morningstar
Lucifer Morningstar

Who wins and why?

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A level 1 Magikarp vs a fusion beetwen TOAA, Pre Retcon Beyonder, The Presence, Bugs Bunny, Squirrel Girl and they have Loeb Force.

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Bucky Barnes vs Stan Lee, the man with the power to wipe TOAA from existence.

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Charles Xavier vs stairs.

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THAT'S A BIGGER MISMATCH THEN DARKSEID VS STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A ant vs The One Above All.

It's highly unlikely TOAA would stand to kill anyone :P

Anyway:

Harry Potter vs Classic Dr. Strange.

Dormammu vs Voldemort.

Stephen Hawking vs Anti monitor.

A Bunch of School Bullies vs Doomsday.

Niko Belik vs Death Stroke.

Hannah Montanna vs Wonder Woman.

Justin Bieber vs Melloeta.

Godzilla vs Eren Yaeger.

Thanos vs Naruto.

Nelson Mandella s a Kaiju,

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#292  Edited By Quartermaim

 Bane (Dark Knight Rises)
Bane (Dark Knight Rises)

Vs.

Short Round (Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom)
Short Round (Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom)

No weapons, in a small room with no windows and no doors.

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@jeanroygrant said:

A ant vs The One Above All.

It's highly unlikely TOAA would stand to kill anyone :P

Anyway:

Harry Potter vs Classic Dr. Strange.

Dormammu vs Voldemort.

Stephen Hawking vs Anti monitor.

A Bunch of School Bullies vs Doomsday.

Niko Belik vs Death Stroke.

Hannah Montanna vs Wonder Woman.

Justin Bieber vs Melloeta.

Godzilla vs Eren Yaeger.

Thanos vs Naruto.

Nelson Mandella s a Kaiju,

THIS IS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

VS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smurfette..........................
Smurfette..........................
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Kick Ass vs The Justice League

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Goku vs Death Battle Goku

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Thor vs your opinion

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Aunt May vs Galactus

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The Jeagers (from Pacific Rim):

Gipsy Danger:
Gipsy Danger: "Already boys! TIME TO BE ABSOLUTELY BADASS! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

VS!!!!!!!!!!

Destruction (DC):

Destruction:
Destruction: "Hello. Want to go out for a beer? Just kidding lets settle this sh*t!"

Rules:

  • The Jeagers are at full power.
  • The Jeagers are bloodlust and there morals are off.
  • Destruction is at normal level.
  • His morals are on.
  • Battle takes place in a desert.

Who wins and why?

P.S. I wish I could make this an actual thread but it would get locked in the first minute :(

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Aunt May vs Galactus

I believe she won once...LOL.

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