#251 Edited by Cyberzombie_Hatchetman (283 posts) - - Show Bio

Bloodlusted Superman Prime vs. depowered Power Pack

#252 Posted by AngryHulks (3001 posts) - - Show Bio

VS

#253 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

Original forbush-man (pre next wave) vs. impierex

#254 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

.

These guys

VS.

these guys.

I hope I got the gist of the topic. I'm new.

Hell just opened up a special pit just for you.. jokes on this topic will always be tasteless you know

#255 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@carter_esque: Here's another good one! :3

A Celestial

vs

A Door.............................................................................

The door muderstomps in the worse possible way! the Celestial can't fit though it LOL!

#256 Posted by KRGL (47 posts) - - Show Bio

How about.....Zoom vs the Turtle? lol

#257 Edited by Chibio (920 posts) - - Show Bio

bullets vs street levelers

Darkseid vs stairs

everyone vs Squirrel Girl

#258 Edited by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

@carter_esque: Here's another good one! :3

A Celestial

vs

A Door.............................................................................

The door muderstomps in the worse possible way! the Celestial can't fit though it LOL!

HAHAHA!

#259 Edited by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

@chibio said:

bullets vs street levelers -- lmbo love this one

Darkseid vs stairs -- why stairs?

everyone vs Squirrel Girl -- very true

#260 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@carter_esque: Nothing can top this one!

The Burglar that killed Uncle Ben

vs

The Great Evil Beast!

Rules:

  • The Burglar has his gun.
  • GEB is unarmed.
  • The Burglar is bloodlust.
  • GEB isn't bothered!
  • The Burglar gets a month of prep.
  • GEB gets none.

WHO WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and why?

#261 Posted by Chibio (920 posts) - - Show Bio
#262 Edited by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

@jackknight: What about this one?

The Six Million Dollar Man

vs.

Mecha Frieza

#263 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

@chibio said:

@carter_esque said:

@chibio said:

Darkseid vs stairs -- why stairs?

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That's hilarious! What was this from?? The writer has a wonderfully twisted sense of humor, like something straight out of a Whedon-verse comic. I swear, I'll never be able to look at Darkseid the same ever again after seeing this.

#264 Posted by dondave (37418 posts) - - Show Bio

@chibio said:

@carter_esque said:

@chibio said:

Darkseid vs stairs -- why stairs?

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That's hilarious! What was this from?? The writer has a wonderfully twisted sense of humor, like something straight out of a Whedon-verse comic. I swear, I'll never be able to look at Darkseid the same ever again after seeing this.

Superman/Batman:Torment

#265 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio
#266 Edited by Shadowseeker2 (106 posts) - - Show Bio

Civilian vs Super man Goku Both beyonders Avengers X men JLA Teen titans and All the tailed beasts and the entire one piece crew and Galacticus the defenders the inhumans the fantastic 4(etc.....)

#267 Posted by Bamapecan (311 posts) - - Show Bio

@bamapecan said:

.

These guys

VS.

these guys.

I hope I got the gist of the topic. I'm new.

Hell just opened up a special pit just for you.. jokes on this topic will always be tasteless you know

So your spite battle is...Me vs an eternal, insufferable and unstoppable force that is Hell. Well done, sir...well done.

#268 Posted by ImmortalOne (3449 posts) - - Show Bio

Charles Xavier vs stairs.

#269 Posted by WarlordEternal (2402 posts) - - Show Bio

#270 Posted by NighThunder (3943 posts) - - Show Bio

BLOODLUSTED LOISE LANE VS GOKU

#271 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@carter_esque: Not as massive of a curbstomp as my last one but this one will make you pee

Zoom

vs

Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher

Race from Alaska to the bottom of South America and back 3 times.

Zoom is that maximum speed.

Allfather D'Aronique has a sack of 20 pizza and is eating them while racing.

Who wins and why?

#272 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

BLOODLUSTED LOIS LANE VS GOKU

Lois stomps. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

#273 Edited by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

@carter_esque: Not as massive of a curbstomp as my last one but this one will make you pee

Zoom

vs

Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher

Race from Alaska to the bottom of South America and back 3 times.

Zoom is that maximum speed.

Allfather D'Aronique has a sack of 20 pizza and is eating them while racing.

Who wins and why?

HAHA I was thinking about posting Quicksilver vs. The Blob in a foot race but this... this is good.

#274 Edited by Iragexcudder (4898 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool vs Writer

#275 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@jackknight said:

@carter_esque: Not as massive of a curbstomp as my last one but this one will make you pee

Zoom

vs

Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher

Race from Alaska to the bottom of South America and back 3 times.

Zoom is that maximum speed.

Allfather D'Aronique has a sack of 20 pizza and is eating them while racing.

Who wins and why?

HAHA I was thinking about posting Quicksilver vs. The Blob in a foot race but this... this is good.

LOL! thank you :) though how do you think the race goes? (even though we all know who wins)

#276 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

@carter_esque said:

@jackknight said:

@carter_esque: Not as massive of a curbstomp as my last one but this one will make you pee

Zoom

vs

Allfather D'Aronique from Preacher

Race from Alaska to the bottom of South America and back 3 times.

Zoom is that maximum speed.

Allfather D'Aronique has a sack of 20 pizza and is eating them while racing.

Who wins and why?

HAHA I was thinking about posting Quicksilver vs. The Blob in a foot race but this... this is good.

LOL! thank you :) though how do you think the race goes? (even though we all know who wins)

Zoom finishes the race within moments and waits for the entire month that it'll take for fatboy to finish.

#277 Edited by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid vs an escalator that stops working midway down.

#279 Edited by NeonGameWave (7784 posts) - - Show Bio

#280 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

My character "Spite the Badass" beats them both :P

#281 Posted by Frocharocha (2290 posts) - - Show Bio

Doomsday vs an American Football team.

#282 Edited by CF12793 (2992 posts) - - Show Bio

SuperGrover

vs.

Superman Prime

Midnighter

Dark Pheonix

#283 Posted by DigitalShooter9 (1642 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone vs Batman.....

#284 Posted by darth_omega_47 (70 posts) - - Show Bio

World war Hulk with infinity gauntlet vs Led Zeppelin!!!!

#285 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@carter_esque: Now this is defiantly a spite!!!!!!!!!! LOL! :3

Sportacus

vs

Lucifer Morningstar

Who wins and why?

#286 Posted by hardcorefakes (691 posts) - - Show Bio

vs

#287 Posted by Perethorn (3401 posts) - - Show Bio

A level 1 Magikarp vs a fusion beetwen TOAA, Pre Retcon Beyonder, The Presence, Bugs Bunny, Squirrel Girl and they have Loeb Force.

#288 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

Sentry vs Hercules

#289 Posted by LinkXV1 (490 posts) - - Show Bio

Bucky Barnes vs Stan Lee, the man with the power to wipe TOAA from existence.

#290 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

Charles Xavier vs stairs.

THAT'S A BIGGER MISMATCH THEN DARKSEID VS STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#291 Posted by Frocharocha (2290 posts) - - Show Bio

A ant vs The One Above All.

It's highly unlikely TOAA would stand to kill anyone :P

Anyway:

Harry Potter vs Classic Dr. Strange.

Dormammu vs Voldemort.

Stephen Hawking vs Anti monitor.

A Bunch of School Bullies vs Doomsday.

Niko Belik vs Death Stroke.

Hannah Montanna vs Wonder Woman.

Justin Bieber vs Melloeta.

Godzilla vs Eren Yaeger.

Thanos vs Naruto.

Nelson Mandella s a Kaiju,

#292 Edited by Quartermaim (617 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane (Dark Knight Rises)

Vs.

Short Round (Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom)

No weapons, in a small room with no windows and no doors.

#293 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@jeanroygrant said:

A ant vs The One Above All.

It's highly unlikely TOAA would stand to kill anyone :P

Anyway:

Harry Potter vs Classic Dr. Strange.

Dormammu vs Voldemort.

Stephen Hawking vs Anti monitor.

A Bunch of School Bullies vs Doomsday.

Niko Belik vs Death Stroke.

Hannah Montanna vs Wonder Woman.

Justin Bieber vs Melloeta.

Godzilla vs Eren Yaeger.

Thanos vs Naruto.

Nelson Mandella s a Kaiju,

THIS IS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

VS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smurfette..........................
#294 Posted by VThunderboltz (9 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick Ass vs The Justice League

#295 Posted by thelocust619 (2247 posts) - - Show Bio

Goku vs Death Battle Goku

#296 Posted by thelocust619 (2247 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor vs your opinion

#297 Posted by Iragexcudder (4898 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May vs Galactus

#298 Posted by TheReptile (190 posts) - - Show Bio
#299 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

The Jeagers (from Pacific Rim):

Gipsy Danger: "Already boys! TIME TO BE ABSOLUTELY BADASS! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

VS!!!!!!!!!!

Destruction (DC):

Destruction: "Hello. Want to go out for a beer? Just kidding lets settle this sh*t!"

Rules:

  • The Jeagers are at full power.
  • The Jeagers are bloodlust and there morals are off.
  • Destruction is at normal level.
  • His morals are on.
  • Battle takes place in a desert.

Who wins and why?

P.S. I wish I could make this an actual thread but it would get locked in the first minute :(

#300 Posted by Frocharocha (2290 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May vs Galactus

I believe she won once...LOL.