Spiderman/Luke Cage/Nightcrawler vs Omega Red/Rhino/Deadpool

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#1  Edited By OptimusPalm
 
 
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Fight takes place in a bar 
All characters are drunk (beerlusted) 
Morals are forgotten about 
 
Which team wins?
 
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#2  Edited By Equonox

Awesome OP... 
 
I'm going with team 2 - drunk Nightcrawler probably teleports himself somewhere stupid, or into bed.  Luke cage would probably injure himself.  That leaves spidy (whose enhanced bodily functions would probably fend off the alcohol at some point) vs. Omega Red and Deadpool (both have healing factors which would also stave off the alcohol) and the two together could easily bring down spidy in a bar.  Team 1's only chance is that a drunk Rhino takes his entire team out by accident.

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#3  Edited By karrob

No Morals? Team 1...Nightcrawler can BFR Omega Red or teleport his head one place and leave his body there. 

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#4  Edited By OptimusPalm
@karrob: Cant Deadpool also do that?
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#5  Edited By karrob
@OptimusPalm said:
@karrob: Cant Deadpool also do that?
True. Is his teleportation ring standard equipment?
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#6  Edited By OptimusPalm
@karrob said:
@OptimusPalm said:
@karrob: Cant Deadpool also do that?
True. Is his teleportation ring standard equipment?
erm.... it is now lol
Does he not have that ability all the  time?
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#7  Edited By Equonox
@karrob said:
No Morals? Team 1...Nightcrawler can BFR Omega Red or teleport his head one place and leave his body there. 
That assumes a competent Nightcrawler...he's drunk in the OP.
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#8  Edited By nightwing91

team 2 as there brutes, while 2/3 of team one relies heavily on timing and balance, and I Imagine it would be hard for  nightcrawller to teleport effectievly which is highly unlikely, And Spidey has shown normal alcohol tolerance, which heavily effects his balance, cordination,and  considerably slows his relfexes, the very things that let him defeat rhino he lacks. 
 
And another advantage for team 2 is infact deadpool, who wiill recover relatively quickly from the alcohol.
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#9  Edited By mrtrevorguy

it would be a good fight, but i have to give it to team 1

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#10  Edited By Fetts

Beerlusted lol. Despite my inner Deadpool fan I'm saying Team 1.