#1 Edited by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
#2 Edited by Clantern (666 posts) - - Show Bio

Zohan +D and now for thinking i was funny by writing Zohan i will get abuse off everyone in
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#3 Posted by King Saturn (223841 posts) - - Show Bio
Spider-Man would beat The Zohan silly
#4 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Spider-Man would beat The Zohan silly"
nwa, i think zohan has a chance. Not only is he the greatest soldier, he could use his tools of cutting to cut off the webbing of spidys and kick his ass ^^
#5 Posted by King Saturn (223841 posts) - - Show Bio
The Zohan is no where near as quick as Spider-Man... and Spidey has 10 ton strength. Thats nothing that Zohan is used to
#6 Posted by StriderHiryu (55 posts) - - Show Bio

That movie isn't even worth mentioning.....But seriously, Spiderman would make him forget how "Funny" he was.

#7 Edited by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"The Zohan is no where near as quick as Spider-Man... and Spidey has 10 ton strength. Thats nothing that Zohan is used to"
The Zohan was able to catch a bullet with two fingers, and another with his nose. So he might be as fast as Spidey.
#8 Posted by King Saturn (223841 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"King Saturn said:
"The Zohan is no where near as quick as Spider-Man... and Spidey has 10 ton strength. Thats nothing that Zohan is used to"
The Zohan is able to catch a bullet in his hands. So he might be as fast as Spidey."
I dont know. Spidey is used to fighting Superhuman Opponents... what experience does Zohan have with taking down people with Supernatural abilities ? 
#9 Posted by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio

Changing it to movie Spiderman so Zohan has more of a chance.

#10 Posted by King Saturn (223841 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"Changing it to movie Spiderman so Zohan has more of a chance."
Now Your Cooking  !

I think this fight will be a drawn out battle... with Spidey winning by a hair... unless Zohan has access to weapons

#11 Posted by Glorious (1590 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"Changing it to movie Spiderman so Zohan has more of a chance."
doesnt make spider any weaker... his powers dont change except the fact that his webs are organic so its still a curbstomp
#12 Edited by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
Kadaj said:
doesnt make spider any weaker...
He has less experience though.
#13 Posted by Glorious (1590 posts) - - Show Bio

He still has his style of fighting his 10 ton strength, amazing agility speed and webs with amazing strength Zohan has no chance

#14 Posted by King Saturn (223841 posts) - - Show Bio
We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?
#15 Posted by Glorious (1590 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?"
He is a human... not near one of the most agile characters in marvel
#16 Edited by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio

Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?

#17 Posted by King Saturn (223841 posts) - - Show Bio
Kadaj said:
"King Saturn said:
"We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?"
He is a human... not near one of the most agile characters in marvel"
True. But Zohan is a movie character than does things normal humans dont do... he kind of has a cartoon character feel to him
#18 Posted by Glorious (1590 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
King Saturn said:
"Kadaj said:
"King Saturn said:
"We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?"
He is a human... not near one of the most agile characters in marvel"
True. But Zohan is a movie character than does things normal humans dont do... he kind of has a cartoon character feel to him"
Captain America does things that normal heroes cant do but he is still a human.... Spidey was a cartoon character before
#19 Edited by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?
#20 Posted by Loaded Revolver (1417 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man.CURBSTOMP.

#21 Posted by Rapist (182 posts) - - Show Bio

zohan all the way haha

#22 Posted by Loaded Revolver (1417 posts) - - Show Bio
Loaded Revolver said:
"Spider-Man.CURBSTOMP."
#23 Posted by Light (9257 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?
#24 Posted by Loaded Revolver (1417 posts) - - Show Bio
Loaded Revolver said:
"Loaded Revolver said:
"Spider-Man.CURBSTOMP."
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#25 Posted by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
Light said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?"
Yes, it would show that The Zohan is stronger than Spiderman in a way.
#26 Posted by Swagga Boy (3769 posts) - - Show Bio

lol what?

#27 Posted by Loaded Revolver (1417 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"Light said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?"
Yes, it would show that The Zohan is stronger than Spiderman in a way."
But he's not.
#28 Posted by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
Loaded Revolver said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Light said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?"
Yes, it would show that The Zohan is stronger than Spiderman in a way."
But he's not."
Why?
#29 Posted by Loaded Revolver (1417 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"Loaded Revolver said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Light said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?"
Yes, it would show that The Zohan is stronger than Spiderman in a way."
But he's not."
Why?"
I don't know...I didn't write the movie.
#30 Posted by King Saturn (223841 posts) - - Show Bio
Kadaj said:
King Saturn said:
"Kadaj said:
"King Saturn said:
"We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?"
He is a human... not near one of the most agile characters in marvel"
True. But Zohan is a movie character than does things normal humans dont do... he kind of has a cartoon character feel to him"
Captain America does things that normal heroes cant do but he is still a human.... Spidey was a cartoon character before
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But Captain America has a defined skill set as a above average peak level human... The Zohan has no defined level of abilities. But anywho I said from the beginning that Spider-Man would win so I really dont understand what we are talking bout this for anyways
#31 Posted by Light (9257 posts) - - Show Bio

kk :)

#32 Posted by SpideyFan113 (107 posts) - - Show Bio

In all seriousness Zohan can't even hurt Spider-man. Anybody who's non superhuman could break their wrist if they punched Spidey. Spider-man has to roll with their punches to prevent this.