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#1 Posted by CrimsonRaven (112 posts) - - Show Bio

spiderman is trapped in jurassic park by the kingpin. He must defeat every dinosaur in the park can he win?

#2 Posted by craigus22 (10 posts) - - Show Bio

id like to think so

#3 Posted by Distortion (320 posts) - - Show Bio
@CrimsonRaven said:
" spiderman is trapped in jurassic park by the kingpin. He must defeat every dinosaur in the park can he win? "
Even the brachiosaurus?...
#4 Posted by Freefa11 (2337 posts) - - Show Bio

You realize there were quite a lot of dinosaurs there, right? Just tracking down all the little ones would take some time. I don't know how good his survival skills are, but he might end up starving to death before he kills everything. 
 
However, he's certainly strong and fast enough that none of them should pose much of a threat to him.

#5 Posted by k4tzm4n (38552 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man could easily defeat any of the dinosaurs.
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#6 Posted by Nefarious (19471 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey can do it. I believe in him. :)

#7 Posted by cpt_linger (2902 posts) - - Show Bio

what would you suggest spidey does in a situation like this? 

#8 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (12841 posts) - - Show Bio

spite poor spidey

#9 Posted by k4tzm4n (38552 posts) - - Show Bio
@cpt_linger said:
"what would you suggest spidey does in a situation like this? 
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Is that a joke or do you honestly not understand just how physically impressive Spider-Man is?
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#10 Posted by Mercy_ (92673 posts) - - Show Bio

Has he not canonly pwned Dinosaurs in the Savage Land before?

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#11 Posted by k4tzm4n (38552 posts) - - Show Bio

He pwned SYMBIOTE dinosaurs in Cable & Deadpool #50.
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#12 Posted by theicon (1797 posts) - - Show Bio

spidy survived the savage land so he can do it

#13 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio

Can Spiderman KO a t-rex?

#14 Edited by Buckshot (18914 posts) - - Show Bio

So not difficult. The hardest part for him would be dealing with the senseless murder of hundreds, if not thousands, of animals, most of which wouldn't even be trying to hurt him. 
 
EDIT: You know, that said, this would be a challenge and he might not pass unless he figured out a way to defeat the animals without killing them or permanently injuring them. And webbing wouldn't last long enough to work.

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#15 Posted by Mercy_ (92673 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:
" He pwned SYMBIOTE dinosaurs in Cable & Deadpool #50. "
Case closed.
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#16 Posted by k4tzm4n (38552 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot, he's more than capable of simply KOing them. 
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#17 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio
@Buckshot said:
" So not difficult. The hardest part for him would be dealing with the senseless murder of hundreds, if not thousands, of animals, most of which wouldn't even be trying to hurt him.  EDIT: You know, that said, this would be a challenge and he might not pass unless he figured out a way to defeat the animals without killing them or permanently injuring them. And webbing wouldn't last long enough to work. "
Choke them out with his fists
#18 Posted by Buckshot (18914 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:
" Buckshot, he's more than capable of simply KOing them.  "
@texasdeathmatch said:
" @Buckshot said:
" So not difficult. The hardest part for him would be dealing with the senseless murder of hundreds, if not thousands, of animals, most of which wouldn't even be trying to hurt him.  EDIT: You know, that said, this would be a challenge and he might not pass unless he figured out a way to defeat the animals without killing them or permanently injuring them. And webbing wouldn't last long enough to work. "
Choke them out with his fists "
If he knocked them out, they'd just be back up again by the time he'd got around to the next group of dinosaurs. I guess I was assuming they'd all have to be down when he left, not that he could knock one out, move on and then leave the island with only the very last dinosaur he faced no longer able to fight. 
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#19 Posted by k4tzm4n (38552 posts) - - Show Bio

I think we're supposed to assume standard elimination rules apply here. If he KOs/incapacitates one, it's eliminated. Otherwise, he's going to be forced to kill, and that's unlikely, thus making this thread rather stupid.
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#20 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio
@Buckshot: Or he could do this:
 
(skip to 1:12)
  
#21 Posted by Buckshot (18914 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:
" I think we're supposed to assume standard elimination rules apply here. If he KOs/incapacitates one, it's eliminated. Otherwise, he's going to be forced to kill, and that's unlikely, thus making this thread rather stupid. "
I guess, but his morals in a situation without knockout elimination (which I don't recall being in the rules) are the ONLY thing that makes this a challenge so I was trying to make it at least somewhat difficult.
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#22 Posted by Buckshot (18914 posts) - - Show Bio
@texasdeathmatch: lol
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#23 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:
" I think we're supposed to assume standard elimination rules apply here. If he KOs/incapacitates one, it's eliminated. Otherwise, he's going to be forced to kill, and that's unlikely, thus making this thread rather stupid. "
Making this thread stupid? I think the damage has already been done when the title involves Spiderman and Jurassic Park in the same fight.
#24 Posted by Buckshot (18914 posts) - - Show Bio
@texasdeathmatch said:
" @k4tzm4n said:
" I think we're supposed to assume standard elimination rules apply here. If he KOs/incapacitates one, it's eliminated. Otherwise, he's going to be forced to kill, and that's unlikely, thus making this thread rather stupid. "
Making this thread stupid? I think the damage has already been done when the title involves Spiderman and Jurassic Park in the same fight. "
Hey now, I was hoping the "stupid" comment would be overlooked. There's no reason to be insulting. The OP doesn't know Spidey's capabilities, we all make mistakes.
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#25 Posted by k4tzm4n (38552 posts) - - Show Bio
@texasdeathmatch:
Tony Jaa FTW.
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#26 Posted by k4tzm4n (38552 posts) - - Show Bio
@Buckshot said:
" @texasdeathmatch said:
" @k4tzm4n said:
" I think we're supposed to assume standard elimination rules apply here. If he KOs/incapacitates one, it's eliminated. Otherwise, he's going to be forced to kill, and that's unlikely, thus making this thread rather stupid. "
Making this thread stupid? I think the damage has already been done when the title involves Spiderman and Jurassic Park in the same fight. "
Hey now, I was hoping the "stupid" comment would be overlooked. There's no reason to be insulting. The OP doesn't know Spidey's capabilities, we all make mistakes. "

This site should promote doing research on a character before making a match with them instead of just going  "Fuck it, let's see how this goes!" 
 
No issue if somone hops in the thread not knowing jack, but it's a waste of space when people can just make a ton of mismatches, you know?
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#27 Posted by Buckshot (18914 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n: Well, that parts in the rules explicitly (one of your phrases is actually the exact same one found in the rules), but maybe we should do our part as individuals. More, "this is why character A trounces character B __________. do some research next time, CV is an encyclopedia."
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#28 Posted by Nefarious (19471 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, I knew this was a spite the first time I set my eyes on the title.

#29 Posted by mavfan626 (4121 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't remember if JP had any water Dino's.. I think if there were, Spiderman would have the harddest time taking them out if not at all.. 

#30 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio
@Buckshot said:
" @texasdeathmatch said:
" @k4tzm4n said:
" I think we're supposed to assume standard elimination rules apply here. If he KOs/incapacitates one, it's eliminated. Otherwise, he's going to be forced to kill, and that's unlikely, thus making this thread rather stupid. "
Making this thread stupid? I think the damage has already been done when the title involves Spiderman and Jurassic Park in the same fight. "
Hey now, I was hoping the "stupid" comment would be overlooked. There's no reason to be insulting. The OP doesn't know Spidey's capabilities, we all make mistakes. "
Didn't mean to call the OP stupid, it is quite silly though. I'm all for silly threads though...
#31 Posted by k4tzm4n (38552 posts) - - Show Bio
@Buckshot said:
" @k4tzm4n: Well, that parts in the rules explicitly (one of your phrases is actually the exact same one found in the rules), but maybe we should do our part as individuals. More, "this is why character A trounces character B __________. do some research next time, CV is an encyclopedia." "

Been there, tried that.  I've moved on.  Best of luck to you in that attempt, though.
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#32 Posted by CrimsonRaven (112 posts) - - Show Bio

Apologize, I assumed everybody would know after running this exhausting gauntlet he must face a fresh kingpin. I can only imagine the sheer amount of raptors wouldn't be cakewalk. Also since JP toys did sell some underwater din toys I wool believe their to be some one the island. 

#33 Posted by Nefarious (19471 posts) - - Show Bio

There is always room for improvement. 

#34 Posted by BeaverSauce (431 posts) - - Show Bio

Spiderman loses. Dinos strength are within the 100 ton range some even further. Maybe people should do more research on dinosaurs. Some dinosaurs wouldnt be ko'd by spiderman so easily. Some dinosaurs survived massive falls and giant trees landing on them. The savage land is BS because marvel is not the best authority on dinosaurs they have actually portrayed them pretty weak. Some Dinosaurs many dinosaurs would be able to match spidey in strength. Many dinosaurs went on to survive the asteriod that killed them off and died because lack of food. Basically many dinosaurs survived an impact equal to 1000 atomic bombs. I dont think spidey could survive that.

#35 Posted by CreamPieMe (58 posts) - - Show Bio

stalemate

#36 Posted by pjcooper1986 (35 posts) - - Show Bio

@BeaverSauce: actually you should do research because the dinosaur museium near where i live states that a t-rex judging by the bone structure and height with the examination of how thick their skin was and muscle mass puts them around 7 to 8 ton range well within the range of spideys strength and dont be stupid your saying that a dinosaur can lift 100 tons pffft their strength is on contrast with their height and weight, adverage height 13ft tall and adverage weight of 8 tons

#37 Edited by BeaverSauce (431 posts) - - Show Bio

@pjcooper1986 said:

@BeaverSauce: actually you should do research because the dinosaur museium near where i live states that a t-rex judging by the bone structure and height with the examination of how thick their skin was and muscle mass puts them around 7 to 8 ton range well within the range of spideys strength and dont be stupid your saying that a dinosaur can lift 100 tons pffft their strength is on contrast with their height and weight, adverage height 13ft tall and adverage weight of 8 tons

How do explain the many dinos that still lived after the asteroid impact and died of starvation, that is a durability beyond spidey. Spidey couldnt survive that. The t-rex isn't the only dino on the island. A brontosaurus is far stronger than a t-rex. They moved 100 ton sequoias

#38 Posted by GhostRider29 (2673 posts) - - Show Bio

I actually believe give Punisher some weapons and he could do it. Spider-man does this with ease. But only if he doesn't have morals. I don't think he could kill innocent animals for no good reason.

#39 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20116 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man

#40 Posted by Mad8Baller (494 posts) - - Show Bio

Spiderman kills every dinosaur except for the giant 40-50 ton Brachiosauruses.
Course they wouldn't want to bother him anyways.  They are just super oversized plant eaters.

#41 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

@BeaverSauce said:

Spiderman loses. Dinos strength are within the 100 ton range some even further. Maybe people should do more research on dinosaurs. Some dinosaurs wouldnt be ko'd by spiderman so easily. Some dinosaurs survived massive falls and giant trees landing on them. The savage land is BS because marvel is not the best authority on dinosaurs they have actually portrayed them pretty weak. Some Dinosaurs many dinosaurs would be able to match spidey in strength. Many dinosaurs went on to survive the asteriod that killed them off and died because lack of food. Basically many dinosaurs survived an impact equal to 1000 atomic bombs. I dont think spidey could survive that.

I think you should do more research on dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs on the other side of the globe survived the initial crash. Any dinosaur anywhere close to the initial impact area were killed. Don't BS people. Don't pretend like any dinosaur could survive an asteroid weighing billions of tons smashing right on top of them moving at high speeds. It's extremely unplausible, unrealistic, and plain idiotic.

As for the brontosaurus', Spiderman can just websling his way up to their heads, and then easily KO them. Also, there were no brontosaurs in Jurassic Park. The large dinosaurs were Brachiosaurus'.

Here is a picture of a brontosaurus skull. As you can see, it's not extremley thick, and a single 10 ton punch would be more than enough to crush it.

As for the whole strength thing, why would it matter if a brachiosaurus could lift 100's of tons? They are not fast enough to contend with Spiderman in any way. Plus lifting 100's of tons is actually BS, the only way they would hurt Spidey is by hitting him with their tails (something he could dodge) or sitting/stepping on him, which he would again easily dodge.

#42 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

@BeaverSauce said:

How do explain the many dinos that still lived after the asteroid impact and died of starvation, that is a durability beyond spidey. Spidey couldnt survive that. The t-rex isn't the only dino on the island. A brontosaurus is far stronger than a t-rex. They moved 100 ton sequoias

Those dinosaurs were far away from the initial impact. That's not a durability feat, since small mammals were able to live after the asteroid impact as well and not die of starvation. Therefore, according to your logic (I would call it a fallacy, as it is not logic in any form) a small rat is more durable than, say, a triceratops.

Your 'logic' is fatally flawed, doesn't work, and makes no sense.

#43 Posted by Killemall (18451 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mercy_ said:

@k4tzm4n said:
" He pwned SYMBIOTE dinosaurs in Cable & Deadpool #50. "
Case closed.

Thats not the only case, he one shotted a T-Rex during Dark Avengers saga too.

#44 Posted by _Philosoraptor_ (122 posts) - - Show Bio

No one truly knows how strong a dinosaur is.. I know that T-rex's have a bite force of around 24,000 lbs which would be enough to crush Spiderman.

#45 Posted by pjcooper1986 (35 posts) - - Show Bio

@BeaverSauce: plus i didnt say spidey can survive something like that, i said that he can take a t-rex with his strength and a t-rex cannot lift 100 tons that means your saying a t-rex can take someone like juggernaut thier strength is about the same as thier weight about 7 tons

#46 Posted by Sufferthorn (1739 posts) - - Show Bio

...@pjcooper1986: Why did you revive this thread? :(

#47 Edited by pjcooper1986 (35 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sufferthorn: i didnt revive this thread! suggest you check next time. Beaversauce did.

#48 Posted by JonSmith (3995 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm pretty sure there was a point where him and Wolverine were knocked back in time to the age of the dinosaurs. Spidey seemed to survive there just fine. Well, as well as a webhead can without in-door plumbing. Pretty sure Spider-Man's got this.

#49 Posted by MisterWhisper (1854 posts) - - Show Bio

Umm their is a high grade science lab on the island that has tons of equipment and info on how the creatures were made and . Spiderman is a chemistry genius, one of the best in the MU. He beat Morlun with his chemistry background, an island full of dinosaurs is not going to be a threat in the least.

#50 Posted by TERMINATOR1000 (1203 posts) - - Show Bio

jurassic park would squash spiderman to death.