Spider-Man vs Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees

Spider-Man is swinging around New York City when all of a sudden he notices 2 odd looking men following a couple through Central Park. He alerts the couple so they run away. He is now in front of both of them. Michael is wielding a butcher knife and Jason is wielding a machete. Spider-Man wants to send them to jail, not kill them. They start 10 feet apart.

The Amazing One wins without much fuss

Spider-Man wraps them up in web and deposits them in the jail. Though I doubt a jail cell could hold either of these characters, as they're probably strong enough to bend the bars and escape.

Anyone else?

Spiderman

Spider-Man turns them both into a red smear on the street.

Spider-Man wins easily. Neither one of them is strong enough to get out of his webbing. Neither one of them is fast enough to reliably tag him.

Spider man wins. Jason could arguably out power Spider-Man but spider senses is too much.

Spite?

Pete should manage so long as he doesnt let mikey or jason grab him up close.

@vaeternus: Mickey is nowhere near Peters level of strength. Jason might be..might be. Jason punched a dudes head off his shoulders. But I think if Spidey hit that guy his face would have exploded. Dosent matter..noone grabs him. Atleast, noone here.

@guardiandevil83: neither are as strong as peter, but up close they csn do damage all im saying.

Not sure why people are so confuse on a Jason's strength. He is not even close to the Amazing One in strength. In fact there is really no evidence to suggest that he is stronger then street levelers such as Daredevil, Batman and others

Spider-Man doesn't even break a sweat on this one.

@visemoon: YOUR SO DUMB! YOU KNOW NOTHING DO YOU! JASON WILL KILL BUGBOY AND MIKEY WITH BOTH HIS HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK!

@ragethug: How? Spider-Man regularly dodges machine gun fire and lasers fired from irregular angles by more than one shooter at a time.

Has stunned an Asgardian amped Ben Grimm, knocked out Rhino,who would litteraly rip Jason in half, and much more.

Spidey

Flagged for insults. Now how are slow people suppose to beat a super human opponents with superhuman strength, speed, agility and danger sense?

spider-man. i would make an argument, but being spider-man is all the evidence one needs

@guardiandevil83: LOOK UP THE COMICS OF JASON

Michael and Jason are going to seem frozen to Spider-Man.

Spider-Man

Spidey wins IF by some chance spider-man does not pay attention He is killed by Jason and Michael

This is silly. Also Ragethug just showed up and he's already on his way out... tsk tsk...

@ragethug:

1) Insults aren't allowed.

2) Jason doesn't have any strength feats on par with Spider-Man. Not even Jason X.

3) Speaking in all caps is just rude.

Spider-Man stomps. These guys lose to 100 pound white girls, on a movie-by-movie basis. They ain't boxing with Pete, and coming out victorious.

@wildvine: I DONT CARE!

Spider-Man without much trouble.

That thread is older than my son but I don't Spidey even having any effort to defeat Jason and Michael

LMAO Peter do this with both Jason and Michael, instead of the minigun are knives though. 25 tonner kick.