Spider-Man VS Deadpool VS Dante

Trash talking contest. First to make Batman cry wins.

Dante would beat both of them.

Is there a time limit cause im pretty sure no one can make Batman cry without his say so... still DP probably comes the closest

Probably Deadpool.

I'm going to go with spiderman. Batman hears Garbage from low lifes every day. How often does he have a battle of the minds with a trash talker? Freeze, Scarecrow, Strange... None of the evil geniuses he combats are foul-mouthed. I think Spiderman would surprise him

@RyuHayabusa said:

Dante would beat both of them.

QFT

Eh looks like Deadpool's got a pretty steap lead. But remember, style counts to. Just saying Batman's ears make Ben Stiller blush is good, but really, it's all in the delivery. And I think we all know who wins in that department.

Dante can surely show Batman up, do a few flips and whatnot, just be his usual badass self. All the while delivering one liners about The Dark Knight's greatest nemesis being a dwarf who wants to be a penguin.

Deadpool may have more quality material, but Dante can close the gap with presentation.

And let's not count Spider-Man out of this. This guy can be just downright mean at times, not saying the other two combatants are angels, but Spider-Man can surely keep up.

Deadpool

I agree that spidey is the best TT here but even he can't make batman cry tears of sadness, so I figured deadpools bad breath would cause batman eyes to tear up :) or to make him so angry he waters up, but tears of sadness? No way

Dante, cause he could threaten to physically wreck both of them.

I'm going with Spider-Man.

@Strider92: It probably wouldn't but it would be funny to watch Dante snap with both of them jumping around.

@majestic99: Maybe he can handle Dante in a mouth off contest, if you're thinking he could in an actual fight, it's sad.

Oh, please all you have to do to make Batman cry is remind him about his Parents.

"Hey Batman, if you are so rich, why don't you buy a new pair of Parents?"

"Hey Batman, good news, Jason Todd has returned from death, but you know who still death, your Parents!!"

"They say that just three characters stay death in comics, and two of them are Batman's Parents."

"Oh no! DEADPOOL!!! The Aunt May had a heart attack" "Don't worry Spider-man, at least she is not dead, like Batman's Parents."

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And that all for tonight, thankyou...

@majestic99: You're bringing up irrelevant points, all because he can't die does not mean he wins in every fight or can't be knocked out by far less. And what is the point of saying he screws around all the time? Do you know a thing about Dante? At all? Like that matters here or in any actual fight them.

@nickzambuto said:

Eh looks like Deadpool's got a pretty steap lead. But remember, style counts to. Just saying Batman's ears make Ben Stiller blush is good, but really, it's all in the delivery. And I think we all know who wins in that department.

Dante can surely show Batman up, do a few flips and whatnot, just be his usual badass self. All the while delivering one liners about The Dark Knight's greatest nemesis being a dwarf who wants to be a penguin.

Deadpool may have more quality material, but Dante can close the gap with presentation.

And let's not count Spider-Man out of this. This guy can be just downright mean at times, not saying the other two combatants are angels, but Spider-Man can surely keep up.

Spiderman's got grade A jokes that does 360's around Deadpool and Dante in a much more intellectual and witty fashion. He doesn't even need to curse or use potty mouth jokes to keep up with Deadpool, he's simply above that shown in that Spiderman and Deadpool crossover in amazing spiderman.

Spiderman also mocks Batman on a daily bases in his own run, he's that good.

Deadpool ftw

Deadpool

Dante wrecks Spiderman but stalemates Deadpool. But Dante could win if he freezes him with Cerberus or uses Yamato.

Deadpool hits him with Yo Mamageddon.

@Sideslash: Spiderman counters.

@Jimishim12: Spider-Man can't couter Yo Mamageddon.

@Sideslash: Yes he can. He can with Spideyocalypse.

@Jimishim12 said:

@Sideslash: Yes he can. He can with Spideyocalypse.

"First to make Batman cry"

I'm pretty sure no one could do that in a random encounter...I mean...

"YOU'RE A CRAZY GUY THAT DRESS UP AS A BAT!" is the only thing they could came up with.

Deadpool stomps Dante and Spidey.

@InnerAssassin: Dante wrecks Spiderman and probably beats Deadpool in the end. Deadpool has no counter for Quicksilver or Cerberus.

@Sideslash: He's made a Super Villainess cry, Made fun of Ironman in front of his colleagues and made them sniker and trolled Wolverine countless times when they teamed uo and annoyed both Thanos and Galactus and even owned Deadpool.

Theres a reason tv tropes calls him the grandmaster of taunts and jokes.

Dante STOMPS both of them.