#201 Edited by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's see....  
 
 The kid who was bitten by a radioactive spider, knows a little martial arts, and is driven by the motto, "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility".  He is a genius, but generally only in science.  He is not "Sherlock Holmes" smart, meaning he can not pick up on minute details and plan strategies around them, even though he is a genius.
 
Then we have the man who's parents were killed in front of him when he was only a child, about 6 if i'm not mistaken, traveled the world as a young adult perfecting every martial arts form, perfecting his pain tolerance, and became as perfect as a human being can possibly become.  He might not have superpowers, but he has a variety of gadgets and devices that essentially do the same thing as superpowers, so he really doesn't need any.  His real superpower is his will power. He is driven to destroy crime due to his parents death, and is essentially insane considering he has mentally seperated himself from Bruce Wayne, and is totally Batman.  When he fights any enemy, he pictures his parent's killer's face, and that is what drives him to never quit and win. 
 
Batman wins. 
 
If you need any more proof of what Batman is capable of, visit the Batman board on this website and go to the "Batman Respect Thread". 
 
(FYI, Batman has taking super athletes such as Parker on before, and won.)
#202 Posted by Strider92 (16720 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

Let's see.... The kid who was bitten by a radioactive spider, knows a little martial arts, and is driven by the motto, "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility". He is a genius, but generally only in science. He is not "Sherlock Holmes" smart, meaning he can not pick up on minute details and plan strategies around them, even though he is a genius. Then we have the man who's parents were killed in front of him when he was only a child, about 6 if i'm not mistaken, traveled the world as a young adult perfecting every martial arts form, perfecting his pain tolerance, and became as perfect as a human being can possibly become. He might not have superpowers, but he has a variety of gadgets and devices that essentially do the same thing as superpowers, so he really doesn't need any. His real superpower is his will power. He is driven to destroy crime due to his parents death, and is essentially insane considering he has mentally seperated himself from Bruce Wayne, and is totally Batman. When he fights any enemy, he pictures his parent's killer's face, and that is what drives him to never quit and win. Batman wins. If you need any more proof of what Batman is capable of, visit the Batman board on this website and go to the "Batman Respect Thread". (FYI, Batman has taking super athletes such as Parker on before, and won.)

I have trouble thinking of this as an unbiased opinion.

#203 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio
@Strider92
I was stating facts about the two heroes.  Did I say anything false?
#204 Posted by mtrakos (563 posts) - - Show Bio

With or without prep Bats takes him

#205 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

Let's see.... The kid who was bitten by a radioactive spider, knows a little martial arts, and is driven by the motto, "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility". He is a genius, but generally only in science. He is not "Sherlock Holmes" smart, meaning he can not pick up on minute details and plan strategies around them, even though he is a genius. Then we have the man who's parents were killed in front of him when he was only a child, about 6 if i'm not mistaken, traveled the world as a young adult perfecting every martial arts form, perfecting his pain tolerance, and became as perfect as a human being can possibly become. He might not have superpowers, but he has a variety of gadgets and devices that essentially do the same thing as superpowers, so he really doesn't need any. His real superpower is his will power. He is driven to destroy crime due to his parents death, and is essentially insane considering he has mentally seperated himself from Bruce Wayne, and is totally Batman. When he fights any enemy, he pictures his parent's killer's face, and that is what drives him to never quit and win. Batman wins. If you need any more proof of what Batman is capable of, visit the Batman board on this website and go to the "Batman Respect Thread". (FYI, Batman has taking super athletes such as Parker on before, and won.)

I have trouble thinking of this as an unbiased opinion.

ditto

Also, wth does being bitten by a radioactive spider and seeing your parents get killed has anything to do with this battle? that's just their origins, not feats, at all

On a random encounter, no prep, Spider-man stomps

#206 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jorgevy said:


                   

@Strider92 said:

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

Let's see.... The kid who was bitten by a radioactive spider, knows a little martial arts, and is driven by the motto, "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility". He is a genius, but generally only in science. He is not "Sherlock Holmes" smart, meaning he can not pick up on minute details and plan strategies around them, even though he is a genius. Then we have the man who's parents were killed in front of him when he was only a child, about 6 if i'm not mistaken, traveled the world as a young adult perfecting every martial arts form, perfecting his pain tolerance, and became as perfect as a human being can possibly become. He might not have superpowers, but he has a variety of gadgets and devices that essentially do the same thing as superpowers, so he really doesn't need any. His real superpower is his will power. He is driven to destroy crime due to his parents death, and is essentially insane considering he has mentally seperated himself from Bruce Wayne, and is totally Batman. When he fights any enemy, he pictures his parent's killer's face, and that is what drives him to never quit and win. Batman wins. If you need any more proof of what Batman is capable of, visit the Batman board on this website and go to the "Batman Respect Thread". (FYI, Batman has taking super athletes such as Parker on before, and won.)

I have trouble thinking of this as an unbiased opinion.

ditto

Also, wth does being bitten by a radioactive spider and seeing your parents get killed has anything to do with this battle? that's just their origins, not feats, at all

On a random encounter, no prep, Spider-man stomps



                   

               

Feats?  You want to talk FEATS?  Batman is the feat KING, considering he is only a human.  I'm not a Spidey hater:  He used to be my favorite.  I'm just saying Bats is much more driven to win than Parker.  All you Bat-Haters act as if Batman has not dealt with Super Athletes before, when he has, such as the more recent Talons.
#207 Posted by Strider92 (16720 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

All you Bat-Haters act as if Batman has not dealt with Super Athletes before, when he has, such as the more recent Talons.

1. I am not a Bat-hater

2. Spider-man's physical abilities>>>>>Talon's physical abilities

#208 Posted by Saren (25889 posts) - - Show Bio

So Batman will counter Spider-Man's strength, speed, agility, durability and precognition with..........childhood trauma, willpower and a never give up attitude?

Dunno what you're smoking, but I want some.

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#209 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92
Talons punched through Batman's warsuit.  designed to withstand a nuclear apocalypse.  They are not as strong as Spider-Man I'm sure, but I don't think they are signifigantly weaker.
#210 Posted by Saren (25889 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@Strider92: Talons punched through Batman's warsuit. designed to withstand a nuclear apocalypse. They are not as strong as Spider-Man I'm sure, but I don't think they are signifigantly weaker.

That was radiation. Not brute force. In essence, Batman's warsuit had the durability of a cockroach.

Talons are 1.5-2 tonners at best, Pete is at least 5 times stronger than them.

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#211 Posted by Strider92 (16720 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

So Batman will counter Spider-Man's strength, speed, agility, durability and precognition with..........childhood trauma, willpower and a never give up attitude?

Ah Bane. Come to poor the cold water of reason on our little mental bomb-fires.

@CitizenBane said:

Dunno what you're smoking, but I want some.

Agreed.

#212 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:


                   

So Batman will counter Spider-Man's strength, speed, agility, durability and precognition with..........childhood trauma, willpower and a never give up attitude?

Dunno what you're smoking, but I want some.



                   

               

Ahhhhh, you think Batman is all prep, i bet, aye?  Visit the Batman board, and go the Batman respect thread.   
 
Also, Batman's intellect is what really would win the battle for him;  he wouldn't get into a direct fight with Parker because he knows he is outmatched in a fist fight.  He would run, and come back with some sort of advantage.
#213 Posted by Saren (25889 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@CitizenBane said:

So Batman will counter Spider-Man's strength, speed, agility, durability and precognition with..........childhood trauma, willpower and a never give up attitude?

Dunno what you're smoking, but I want some.

Ahhhhh, you think Batman is all prep, i bet, aye? Visit the Batman board, and go the Batman respect thread. Also, Batman's intellect is what really would win the battle for him; he wouldn't get into a direct fight with Parker because he knows he is outmatched in a fist fight. He would run, and come back with some sort of advantage.

So by your own admission, Batman cannot win a straightforward fight with Spider-Man?

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#214 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

If what you all are saying is true and this is a fist fight cage match, then this is truley a spite thread.  That's like saying, "Batman Vs. Superman, but Batman can't use any kryptonite and any of his true skills he just has to try and punch Supes to death."
#215 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:


                   

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@CitizenBane said:

So Batman will counter Spider-Man's strength, speed, agility, durability and precognition with..........childhood trauma, willpower and a never give up attitude?

Dunno what you're smoking, but I want some.

Ahhhhh, you think Batman is all prep, i bet, aye? Visit the Batman board, and go the Batman respect thread. Also, Batman's intellect is what really would win the battle for him; he wouldn't get into a direct fight with Parker because he knows he is outmatched in a fist fight. He would run, and come back with some sort of advantage.

So by your own admission, Batman cannot win a straightforward fight with Spider-Man?



                   

               

Obviously not.  But that is not truley Batman, now is it?  I declare this thread SPITE!
#216 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman: super athletes? wth you are talking about? did Batman participate in some kind of super Olympics?

Also, Batman is more driven to win? and you say you were a Spider-man fan.....

Peter is way way above Bats in physicality, he is a genius in his own right. If Batman got prep, Spidey would follow it with some of his own.

and what would running do to help Batman? not to mention that Ive doubts Batman could run away from Spidey after encountering him

#217 Posted by Saren (25889 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess that settles it then.

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#218 Posted by Saren (25889 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@CitizenBane said:

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@CitizenBane said:

So Batman will counter Spider-Man's strength, speed, agility, durability and precognition with..........childhood trauma, willpower and a never give up attitude?

Dunno what you're smoking, but I want some.

Ahhhhh, you think Batman is all prep, i bet, aye? Visit the Batman board, and go the Batman respect thread. Also, Batman's intellect is what really would win the battle for him; he wouldn't get into a direct fight with Parker because he knows he is outmatched in a fist fight. He would run, and come back with some sort of advantage.

So by your own admission, Batman cannot win a straightforward fight with Spider-Man?

Obviously not. But that is not truley Batman, now is it? I declare this thread SPITE!

Uh, yes, it is.

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#219 Posted by Dex_Starr (4772 posts) - - Show Bio

This thred went on 11 pages too long

#220 Posted by Dernman (15222 posts) - - Show Bio

Random encounter I say Spider-Man. 
I just have a hard time buying Spider-Man losing to street levelers.

#221 Posted by Strider92 (16720 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dex_Starr said:

This thred went on 11 pages too long

Its what happens when an unstoppable force(Batman's vastly exaggerated abilities) meets an immovable object(Spider-man's vastly superior stats).

#222 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6503 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man wins in 5 minutes! He's incredibly smart, and also has far better agility, and super powers and strength. SCORE 1 SPIDER-MAN!

#223 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@CitizenBane said:

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@CitizenBane said:

So Batman will counter Spider-Man's strength, speed, agility, durability and precognition with..........childhood trauma, willpower and a never give up attitude?

Dunno what you're smoking, but I want some.

Ahhhhh, you think Batman is all prep, i bet, aye? Visit the Batman board, and go the Batman respect thread. Also, Batman's intellect is what really would win the battle for him; he wouldn't get into a direct fight with Parker because he knows he is outmatched in a fist fight. He would run, and come back with some sort of advantage.

So by your own admission, Batman cannot win a straightforward fight with Spider-Man?

Obviously not. But that is not truley Batman, now is it? I declare this thread SPITE!

Uh, yes, it is.

uh, no it's not. Batman doesn't beat Superman by simply punching him does he? He out thinks him. Batman isn't a direct fighter, he plans strategies to put him in situations where he can attack his opponent's weaknesses without directly fighting them.

#224 Posted by VenomousDragon (941 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman: Spiderman doesnt have a convenient plot devise weakness, parker is going to beat him down.

#225 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (12346 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlueLantern1995 said:

In each of the 3 following scenarios a different one will win: With Prep: Batman(though Barely) Without Prep: Spider-Man Morals off in either scenario: Spider-Man Spider-Man would win more...just sayin

Wrong ... Right ... Wrong ... with prep/prior knowledge (at least a day to a weeks worth) ... batman wins/stomps, With out...he will lose... if Spider-man is without morals in a preped fight ..... He whips out the Apokolips tech, but he gets a work out from a pissed off Spider-Man anyway.... Give Batman a 4 days in the bat cave ... Smoke messes with Spidey's spider sense ...... Smoke + Cryo Capsule + Explosive Batarangs/Bat Jet w/ rockets/Boom Tube Fist =

#226 Posted by nickzambuto (14104 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@CitizenBane said:

So Batman will counter Spider-Man's strength, speed, agility, durability and precognition with..........childhood trauma, willpower and a never give up attitude?

Dunno what you're smoking, but I want some.

Ahhhhh, you think Batman is all prep, i bet, aye? Visit the Batman board, and go the Batman respect thread. Also, Batman's intellect is what really would win the battle for him; he wouldn't get into a direct fight with Parker because he knows he is outmatched in a fist fight. He would run, and come back with some sort of advantage.

He can't outrun Spider-Man. He calls the Batmobile, Spidey's already webbed him up by the time it arrives.

He's somehow still conscious when it comes, Spider-Man webs up the tires and it can't move.

That doesn't work, Spider-Man just webswings after him.

How do you expect Batman to escape?

He is a genius, but generally only in science.

He's outsmarted Norman Osborn and Otto Octavious numerous times, the former of which pretty much took over the entire Marvel U previously, and the latter recently defeated the entire Avengers with prep.

Spider-Man is also somewhat of a prep master himself, having defeated Rhino, Sandman, Morlun, Electro, and more with prep.

Read any new Amazing Spider-Man comic, he creates a new gadget in pretty much every issue.

Then we have the man who's parents were killed in front of him when he was only a child, about 6 if i'm not mistaken,

8

FYI, Batman has taking super athletes such as Parker on before, and won.

Superhuman>>>Super athletes

I'm just saying Bats is much more driven to win than Parker.

BS. Growing up with no parents, then being the cause of the one man who's ever held you in any high regard at all's death just cause you felt like being a little prick that day>Seeing your parents die.

All you Bat-Haters act as if Batman has not dealt with Super Athletes before, when he has, such as the more recent Talons.

Talons are barely above humans

All you Bat-Haters

I'm not a bat-hater, I'm one of the few people who actually believe he can beat Captain America no prep. I just recognize his limitations.

C'mon now, it's in the name. SUPER human, PEAK human.

#227 Edited by nickzambuto (14104 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman doesn't beat Superman by simply punching him does he? He out thinks him.

Oh god not this again.

http://www.comicvine.com/myvine/citizenbane/superman-vs-batman/87-79268/

Smoke messes with Spidey's spider sense

Smoke? Like... regular old smoke?

No, that will have 0 effect against Spider-Man. It's easy enough for cancel out his sense, guys like Green Goblin and Mysterio have done it, but it'll take more than "smoke".

@BlueLantern1995 said:

In each of the 3 following scenarios a different one will win: With Prep: Batman(though Barely) Without Prep: Spider-Man Morals off in either scenario: Spider-Man Spider-Man would win more...just sayin

This guys got it.

#228 Posted by TDK_1997 (14983 posts) - - Show Bio

Spiderr-Man wins.

#229 Posted by nickzambuto (14104 posts) - - Show Bio

@TDK_1997 said:

Spiderr-Man wins.

Coming from someone who's username is TDK. You sir, I respect based on that one post.

#230 Posted by TDK_1997 (14983 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto: I may be a Batman fan but I know that he can't defeat Spider-Man in a fair fight.

#231 Posted by Shawnbaby (10867 posts) - - Show Bio
@Dex_Starr said:

This thred went on 11 pages too long

Mostly because people insist on bringing up the "If Batman had prep, he would win" argument. Which is meaningless here because no prep was given. 
#232 Posted by cooljammy18 (982 posts) - - Show Bio

Bat wankers can't accept it. I also love how some people described how superior Peter is physically and yet they say Bruce can take it. *sigh*

Bruce takes it if he can throw Pete a couple of feet away though LMAO.

#233 Posted by Jayfournines (4024 posts) - - Show Bio

Longtime reader and I just had to join the site when I read this thread (especially the part where someone said that Batman had all the knowledge in the world). Spiderman wins hands down. Without prep Bruce cannot take Peter down. Also, for the love of god, stop referencing The Dark Knight returns, Batman has never ever EEEEEVER beaten Superman in a fight that is canon.

#234 Posted by Sixshot23 (58 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey webs up Bats within seconds an takes Catwoman on a date.

#235 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (6464 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread lasted this long because Spider-Man fans are as vehement and relentless as Batman ones ... Though admittedly fall short (get it?) of the Wolverine fanboy fanatics (such as yours truly).

Ah, the jaded life of a fan.

Seriously though, Spidey fans are not merely content to hear Spider-Man wins, holding a 10 to 1 favor in votes herein. Oh no. They need to rub the Bat fan's faces in it ta boot :P

Thus, the Batman fans feel the need for redemption by stating "OK! We hear you Spider boys (and gals)! But, with prep ... I mean, can't you give us prep? Please?"

But can we Spidey fans relent a little and let them shine but a smidgen? For just the briefest of moments? Nay. We squash the last remnants of fanboy pride neath our big, webbed merciless boot.

I can almost hear the dying whimper of Bruce's last fan limp painfully away from this thread to dry the tears trickling down their cowled cheek ...

Oh and, by the way, Spider-Man stomps.

#236 Posted by Sixshot23 (58 posts) - - Show Bio

@ Super_SoldierXII. Well said! Lol I totally agree. I love both characters though. But yeah Spidey wins. But wouldn't be awesome if these 2 characters became a team. Badass!

#237 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12346 posts) - - Show Bio

@Super_SoldierXII:

#238 Posted by Shawnbaby (10867 posts) - - Show Bio
@Super_SoldierXII said:

This thread lasted this long because Spider-Man fans are as vehement and relentless as Batman ones ... Though admittedly fall short (get it?) of the Wolverine fanboy fanatics (such as yours truly).

Ah, the jaded life of a fan.

Seriously though, Spidey fans are not merely content to hear Spider-Man wins, holding a 10 to 1 favor in votes herein. Oh no. They need to rub the Bat fan's faces in it ta boot :P

Thus, the Batman fans feel the need for redemption by stating "OK! We hear you Spider boys (and gals)! But, with prep ... I mean, can't you give us prep? Please?"

But can we Spidey fans relent a little and let them shine but a smidgen? For just the briefest of moments? Nay. We squash the last remnants of fanboy pride neath our big, webbed merciless boot.

I can almost hear the dying whimper of Bruce's last fan limp painfully away from this thread to dry the tears trickling down their cowled cheek ...

Oh and, by the way, Spider-Man stomps.

I don't think we're being unnecessarily cruel to the Batfans personally. All they have to do is admit that, in a random encounter such as this, Batman loses. Some are able to...and to them we tip our hats and wish them well. Then there are those that cry out "But if Batman had prep...he could win" to which we merely respond "there is no prep...its a random encounter". We understand that those people are just trying to hold on to their pride and we let them be if they acknowledge the simple truth that Batman loses in a Random. But then there are those that Cling so firmly to their Bat-zealotry that they will actually insist that Batman wins this and to them we say "Nay" and we smash their little arguments and berate them for bring close minded ideologues. And we are right to do so.
#239 Posted by SteveRogers (411 posts) - - Show Bio

Prep or no prep, Batman loses!

#240 Edited by Super_SoldierXII (6464 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days said:

@Super_SoldierXII:

???

Um. OK. Not sure if I should flag this or not ... what do you think?

Spider-Man still wins this random.

EDIT: Oh, and kudos for posting a gif in an attempt to come off smart with typos. Lol

#241 Posted by Nightcrawler_X (5 posts) - - Show Bio

I just wanna know if batman can take a 10 ton punch to the face. The answer is no.

#242 Posted by kidJOEY1 (15 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mr. Ubiquitous: Exactly! I 100% agree with you.

#243 Posted by Mystic_Marvel (15 posts) - - Show Bio

Spiderman is a bit too much with his speed, agilty and strength for a random encounter.

#244 Posted by RogueGreyfox (3 posts) - - Show Bio

@Spectrum: Batman wouldn't do that and neither would spiderman. Batman isn't the joker. I often wonder if batman fans know if they are fans of batman or of his villians

#245 Posted by LogicOverPopularity (6 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mr. Ubiquitous: SOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE

#246 Posted by darktiger (4622 posts) - - Show Bio

spidey wins this fight almost any way you put it

#247 Posted by Jonesio (31 posts) - - Show Bio

I think the most important edge Bruce has over Peter is that he is, arguably, a psychopath and would therefore be more ruthless. I say Spidey, certainly in a random encounter; I can't think of anyone more agile than him, not to mention all his other advantages. Also, I think there'd be some funny quips going off, "wow, are you a genetically altered bat person?! Oh, right, just a lunatic then?" Spidey 8/10.

#248 Posted by dondave (38400 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man

#249 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5119 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey all day everyday.

#250 Posted by Zionis (23 posts) - - Show Bio

batman