#101 Posted by Eternal Chaos (23089 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"This is pissing me off already. Look, once and for all you damn DC fanboys, listen and listen well..."
How many people are actually saying Batman wins, like two?"

True... But I just really needed to let that out...

#102 Posted by Terminal Velocity (594 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman is my favourite super hero, i've been called a DC fanboy and even i'm saying he can't win.

#103 Posted by Methos (40536 posts) - - Show Bio

hey, i'm a complete DC fan...

but i'm backing Spidey on this

M

#104 Posted by Final Arrow (24324 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"hey, i'm a complete DC fan... but i'm backing Spidey on this M"

Dude where is the Avengers vs JLA, Im also a massive DC fan but batman get owned.

#105 Posted by Eternal Chaos (23089 posts) - - Show Bio

That's the thin line between fans and fanboys. You know when somebody can't win.

#106 Posted by Mantid (4634 posts) - - Show Bio

My first thread that reaches 100. I just hope all those posts weren't about n00bs and n00b hunters arguing.

#107 Posted by Methos (40536 posts) - - Show Bio

Shadow Arrow says:

"Methos says:
"hey, i'm a complete DC fan... but i'm backing Spidey on this M"

Dude where is the Avengers vs JLA, Im also a massive DC fan but batman get owned."

i'm checking it as fast as i can...

just gone through the first issue...

if someone tells me which out of the four issues it's in it would help

M

#108 Posted by Logic Mark III (2132 posts) - - Show Bio

ANTI-SPIDERMAN SPRAY!!!

#109 Posted by The Mighty Thor (7554 posts) - - Show Bio

why is this thread still alive there is no way batman can beat spiderman

#110 Posted by The Mighty Thor (7554 posts) - - Show Bio

why is this thread still alive there is no way batman can beat spiderman

#111 Posted by Eternal Chaos (23089 posts) - - Show Bio

Mantid says:

"My first thread that reaches 100. I just hope all those posts weren't about n00bs and n00b hunters arguing."

It wasn't. Most of it was trying to shut fanboys down. Although it was like an actual normal hunt.

#112 Posted by Mantid (4634 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Mantid says:
"My first thread that reaches 100. I just hope all those posts weren't about n00bs and n00b hunters arguing."
It wasn't. Most of it was trying to shut fanboys down. Although it was like an actual normal hunt."

LMAO

I knew all those posts weren't about actual discussions from the battle. lol, what kind of posts would a Spider-Man vs Batman get afterall? lol.

#113 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Spiderman0409 says:

"why is this thread still alive there is no way batman can beat spiderman"

Tell it to DC fanboy(s?) Barry/Clantern.

#114 Posted by Eternal Chaos (23089 posts) - - Show Bio

Mantid says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Mantid says:
"My first thread that reaches 100. I just hope all those posts weren't about n00bs and n00b hunters arguing."
It wasn't. Most of it was trying to shut fanboys down. Although it was like an actual normal hunt."
LMAO I knew all those posts weren't about actual discussions from the battle. lol, what kind of posts would a Spider-Man vs Batman get afterall? lol."

lol. I can see your point.

#115 Posted by Methos (40536 posts) - - Show Bio

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#116 Posted by Lantern Prime (12987 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman wins this but not by much!

#117 Posted by Lantern Prime (12987 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p171/methosivanhoe/kittens/stupidthread-1.jpg M"

How is this stupiD?

#118 Posted by The Mighty Thor (7554 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"Batman wins this but not by much! "

you can't be serious but wait lets hear what he has to say

#119 Posted by Eternal Chaos (23089 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"Batman wins this but not by much! "

Stares at You wonder I always get on you don't you?

#120 Posted by Valkaad (2702 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"Batman wins this but not by much! "

HOW????

#121 Posted by Terminal Velocity (594 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"Batman wins this but not by much! "

For the love of god, let this thread die, it's over, Batman lost, stop rubbing it in my face.

#122 Posted by Resonate (14552 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah really. This doesn't make any sense. Spidey owns on this one. Batman can stick to punching maniacs in the face. ( this does not, in any way, indicate that I do not like Batman)

#123 Posted by Valkaad (2702 posts) - - Show Bio

Clantern says:

"Sparda says:
"Shadow Arrow says:
"Methos says:
"Shadow Arrow says:
"Methos says:
"Shadow Arrow says:
"I got to ask if flash the fastest man in Dc could not dodge it how did batman, It seems it depends on the writer cause there is no way batman is faster then the flash"
seriously, can someone point me to this fabled issue where Flash outran Darkseids Omega beams please... because i'm thinking this maybe a fanboy rumor M"
He did it in JLA vs the Avengers to get the infinity gaulet."
grrr... give me a sec to hunt that down M"
Darkside cant get the gaunlet to work so he chucks it and fires at it, But flash runs after it catches it and dissappears before the beam can hit him, I THINK"
Batman did it cause of crappy writing. Spider-Man beats him any time, every time."
And now without swearing, how would he manage to do that? Also batman tricks darksied into getting someone else with the 'omega-effect' and it DOES NOT get batman, also i'm pretty sure flash goes into the speed force before it gets him, the reapears infromt of darkseid. btw im not getting at marvel anymore now, i just think this is an easy win for batman. I fail to see how spidey can beat him :S"

You don't see how spiderman could win OK let's compare the two shall we.

Agility/Speed: Batman olympic level athlete, but not super-human level. Spiderman 15-18 (I think when his strength was raised they raised his reaction time also) times the reaction time of a human athlete. Meaning Spiderman is at least 7.5 to 9 times faster than Batman.

Strength: Batman I'll give him 700lbs because I don't think he is as strong as Cap(super soldier serum) or Black Panther (heart-shaped Wakandan herb). Spiderman 25 tons. Meaning spiderman is 71.4 times stronger than Batman.

Endurance: Batman human Olympic level. Spiderman superhuman. Meaning Spiderman has at least twice the endurance of Batman

Durability: Batman human level. Spiderman his muscles and tendons are strong enough and resilient enough for him to support 25 tons. Meaning Batman (if he could connect with a punch which he can't) could not generate sufficient force to cause spidermans head to turn and knock him out. Spiderman on the other hand could literally take batmans head off.

Batman could not land ONE punch on spiderman not ONE!! And all Spidey has to do is connect ONCE and it is over and UGLY!!

#124 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Valkaad owned any Batman fanboy right there.

Salutes Valkaad

#125 Posted by Methos (40536 posts) - - Show Bio

Valkaad continues to impress me...

M

#126 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1068 posts) - - Show Bio

:)

#127 Posted by Supreme Marvel (11568 posts) - - Show Bio

brawn isn't always better than brains. When i think of Batman i think of him using his wits, i think is is very much smarter than Spiderman and could think of something. But i do think it still would be hard very Batman to win though. am just looking out for the underdog.

#128 Posted by zero edge (3990 posts) - - Show Bio

They'll be back

#129 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1068 posts) - - Show Bio

Lord Shazam says:

"brawn isn't always better than brains. When i think of Batman i think of him using his wits, i think is is very much smarter than Spiderman and could think of something. But i do think it still would be hard very Batman to win though. am just looking out for the underdog."

Guys like you need to read more comics, no offense (well, perhaps a tad)

NEWSFLASH

BATMAN IS NOT MORE INTELLIGENT THAN SPIDER-MAN!!!!...Peter Parker is close to the capability of a Government sponsered scientist, he's a GENIUS! Stop making this like Batman is going to 'out think" him...he wouldn't.

#130 Posted by Eternal Chaos (23089 posts) - - Show Bio

Valkaad says:

"Clantern says:
"Sparda says:
"Shadow Arrow says:
"Methos says:
"Shadow Arrow says:
"Methos says:
"Shadow Arrow says:
"I got to ask if flash the fastest man in Dc could not dodge it how did batman, It seems it depends on the writer cause there is no way batman is faster then the flash"
seriously, can someone point me to this fabled issue where Flash outran Darkseids Omega beams please... because i'm thinking this maybe a fanboy rumor M"
He did it in JLA vs the Avengers to get the infinity gaulet."
grrr... give me a sec to hunt that down M"
Darkside cant get the gaunlet to work so he chucks it and fires at it, But flash runs after it catches it and dissappears before the beam can hit him, I THINK"
Batman did it cause of crappy writing. Spider-Man beats him any time, every time."
And now without swearing, how would he manage to do that? Also batman tricks darksied into getting someone else with the 'omega-effect' and it DOES NOT get batman, also i'm pretty sure flash goes into the speed force before it gets him, the reapears infromt of darkseid. btw im not getting at marvel anymore now, i just think this is an easy win for batman. I fail to see how spidey can beat him :S"
You don't see how spiderman could win OK let's compare the two shall we. Agility/Speed: Batman olympic level athlete, but not super-human level. Spiderman 15-18 (I think when his strength was raised they raised his reaction time also) times the reaction time of a human athlete. Meaning Spiderman is at least 7.5 to 9 times faster than Batman. Strength: Batman I'll give him 700lbs because I don't think he is as strong as Cap(super soldier serum) or Black Panther (heart-shaped Wakandan herb). Spiderman 25 tons. Meaning spiderman is 71.4 times stronger than Batman. Endurance: Batman human Olympic level. Spiderman superhuman. Meaning Spiderman has at least twice the endurance of Batman Durability: Batman human level. Spiderman his muscles and tendons are strong enough and resilient enough for him to support 25 tons. Meaning Batman (if he could connect with a punch which he can't) could not generate sufficient force to cause spidermans head to turn and knock him out. Spiderman on the other hand could literally take batmans head off. Batman could not land ONE punch on spiderman not ONE!! And all Spidey has to do is connect ONCE and it is over and UGLY!!"

Smart man.

#131 Posted by Valkaad (2702 posts) - - Show Bio

Barry Flash says:

"Apparition says:
"Clantern says:
"Apparition says:
"Clantern says:
"Apparition says:
"Clantern says:
"..."
i cant quote you because of all of the cursing but you obviously dont know anything about spiderman. it's ok if you cant stand marvel and you dont like it's characters. but your not liking them doesnt mean they will lose the fight. spiderman can lift 25 tons over his head. spiderman is quicker and more agile than anyone without super powers could ever be so there is no way that batman could do anything to spiderman at all."
ok maybe i'll drop the swearing, maybe, but for now, no. You see i'm not just saying this because i dislike marvel, i honestly think batman could win. I doubt spiderman could dodge Omega -effect be honest. and i'll make you a deal, a real honest deal, i'll drop the swearing if someone can tell me why spiderman is agile? he is a spider for F**k F*****g sake."
batman's a top level human. anything he could do spiderman could do easily. he isnt a spider. he's a human being with superhuman powers derived from a spider. if a spider was the size of a human, it would be way stronger than any human, way faster, way quicker, and way more agile."
ok be honest though, if Flash can thing at the speed of light and he couldnt dodge the omega effect, and batman could? could spiderman? 'cos i highly doubt it."
youre answering your own question. if flash cant dodge the effect than batman cant. it doesnt matter how agile he is. but spiderman is easily four times more agile than batman is. youre resting everything on this whole dodging of the omega effect. did you know that spiderman's reaction time is 15 times faster than a humans? that means he can punch batman before batman can react. and when he hits him, that's hitting him with the strength of someone who can lift 25 tons over their head. he could knock batman's head off with one punch."
I doubt that he could knock someone's head off with a punch like. He's punched a lot of people before what ive seen and never done that. And yeah Spider-Man probably could get a few good hits in but you do realise how good Batmans willpower really is. I think Batman could easily win this. If you have read 'The Dark Knight Returns' when Superman has a fight with Batman even Superman has a hard time breaking through the armour that Batman is wearing so Batman would probably make something like that then he would have the advantage. Batman is also good with agility (not better than Spider-Man's i admit, but it still doesn't explain how Spider-Man can be that agile because he has the DNA of a Spider. "

Are you serious you cannot be this clueless. For one thing when we discuss battles on the vine we base it on powers not on what a comic writer would do! IF you don't think a guy who can lift 25 tons could take a head off with a punch then well...no-one can help you. Secondly the thread doesn't say Batman with Dark Knight returns armor on vs spiderman, so he doesn't have on any armor PERIOD. Lastly just because you don't like Spiderman's origin or how he got his power doesn't mean he doesn't have those powers! Whether you like it or not, Spiderman IS agility PERIOD. No one ever brings up the fact that the Flash getting his powers by a lightning bolt randomly striking a shelf with chemicals on it (the shelf is indoors to boot) is about as far fetched as someone inhaling water vapors and gaining super-speed...OH wait that was another really believable FLASH origin.

#132 Posted by zero edge (3990 posts) - - Show Bio

Valkaad says:

"No one ever brings up the fact that the Flash getting his powers by a lightning bolt randomly striking a shelf with chemicals on it (the shelf is indoors to boot) is about as far fetched as someone inhaling water vapors and gaining super-speed...OH wait that was another really believable FLASH origin. "

But he truly believes that can happen!

#133 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

zero edge says:

"Valkaad says:
"No one ever brings up the fact that the Flash getting his powers by a lightning bolt randomly striking a shelf with chemicals on it (the shelf is indoors to boot) is about as far fetched as someone inhaling water vapors and gaining super-speed...OH wait that was another really believable FLASH origin. "

But he truly believes that can happen!"

Gives him whiskey

Best not to think about it.....

#134 Posted by Eternal Chaos (23089 posts) - - Show Bio

I HATE FANBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#135 Posted by Valkaad (2702 posts) - - Show Bio

Sparda says:

"zero edge says:
" Valkaad says:
"No one ever brings up the fact that the Flash getting his powers by a lightning bolt randomly striking a shelf with chemicals on it (the shelf is indoors to boot) is about as far fetched as someone inhaling water vapors and gaining super-speed...OH wait that was another really believable FLASH origin. "
But he truly believes that can happen!"
*Gives him whiskey* Best not to think about it....."

i need lots of it to deal with BarryFlash

#136 Posted by Methos (40536 posts) - - Show Bio

lol, dealing with Barry Flash have a pound of dope would be better lol

M

#137 Posted by Valkaad (2702 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"lol, dealing with Barry Flash have a pound of dope would be better lol M"

LMAO!! Yeah then I could just zone out and ignore him!

#138 Posted by Methos (40536 posts) - - Show Bio

Valkaad says:

"Methos says:
"lol, dealing with Barry Flash have a pound of dope would be better lol M"

LMAO!! Yeah then I could just zone out and ignore him!"

thats what i was thinking :D

M

#139 Posted by zero edge (3990 posts) - - Show Bio

Gunna need more then a pound

#140 Posted by Valkaad (2702 posts) - - Show Bio

If I got drunk with him, I would probably end up getting Pissed off and trying to fight him.

#141 Posted by zero edge (3990 posts) - - Show Bio

lol I could imagine that.

#142 Posted by Methos (40536 posts) - - Show Bio

me too probably :D

M

#143 Posted by Terminal Velocity (594 posts) - - Show Bio

Mr. Ubiquitous says:

"Lord Shazam says:
"brawn isn't always better than brains. When i think of Batman i think of him using his wits, i think is is very much smarter than Spiderman and could think of something. But i do think it still would be hard very Batman to win though. am just looking out for the underdog."

Guys like you need to read more comics, no offense (well, perhaps a tad)

NEWSFLASH

BATMAN IS NOT MORE INTELLIGENT THAN SPIDER-MAN!!!!...Peter Parker is close to the capability of a Government sponsered scientist, he's a GENIUS! Stop making this like Batman is going to 'out think" him...he wouldn't."

He's read more comics than anyone I know. He's not saying Batman can win, he's saying he may possibly somehow if the planets align in the correct way find a way to win, using his intelligence.

I truly believe that Batman is a more intelligent super hero than Spider-Man, being a better scientist than Batman does not instantly make you a better tactician than Batman.

#144 Posted by F-Man (50 posts) - - Show Bio

I have an idea but it might be stupid. Batman could summon a lot of bats with his device and they're swarm around spider-man. Spider-man's spider sense will start buzzing like crazy because the bats will bit him. When Spider-man's spider sense tingles, he doesn't know where the danger is coming from and the bats would blind him. He can't tell where batman is and batman will take him out with a taser or sleeping gas.

#145 Posted by Meteorite (3479 posts) - - Show Bio
F-Man said:
"I have an idea but it might be stupid. Batman could summon a lot of bats with his device and they're swarm around spider-man. Spider-man's spider sense will start buzzing like crazy because the bats will bit him. When Spider-man's spider sense tingles, he doesn't know where the danger is coming from and the bats would blind him. He can't tell where batman is and batman will take him out with a taser or sleeping gas."
I think he would be able to know where Batman is since it's a more immediate danger. Or he could just jump up somewhere where Batman couldn't get him, and then get rid of the bats there.
#146 Posted by mira (1545 posts) - - Show Bio

I think that Spiderman will win.

#147 Posted by Niakron (20 posts) - - Show Bio

Bats сould poison Peter?) Gas bomb ftW)

#148 Posted by Ramtha07 (1299 posts) - - Show Bio

@Niakron:
Ya... gas bomb ftw if Spidey is dumb enough to hang out and inhale... which he isn't.

 

Spidey is too fast for that  crap. He could jump 30 feet out and into safety before Batman could ponder the foolishness of his choice in attack method (mumbling how he ought to have thought for himself and not listened to a fanboy when choosing strategy). In the next pannel, he'd have Bruce webbed up in his own gas cloud sans mask ...

Spidey wins... easily (OP said nothing about prep)

#149 Posted by Black_Kn1ght (355 posts) - - Show Bio

Unarmed: Spider-Man

Armed: Batman
#150 Posted by EpitomeofCool (2806 posts) - - Show Bio

spidey stomps.........