Spider-Man vs 10,000 Bruce Lees

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#1  Edited By Cstone18

Spider-Man (Parker)

vs.

10,000 Bruce Lees

Takes place in AT&T Stadium

Spidey starts in the center of the stadium surrounded starting at 50 feet by the Bruces

To the death

Half the Bruces get a katana and two desert eagles

The other half have dual katanas

No prep

Can Spidey pull it off?

EDIT: Spidey doesn't have web slingers

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How does this not end with a bunch of Bruce Lee lying on the floor with broken bones? Besides. It's not like Spiderman is so unskilled he looks like he has no skill next to Bruce Lee

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The real question is, "how many Bruce Lee can Spiderman kill before succumbing to exhaustion"

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Spidey drowns in a sea of Bruce Lees

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#6  Edited By VeganDiet

So is there some competition to create the worst possible battle thread going on around here?

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Under these conditions the Bruce Lee's win this SLAUGHTERHOUSE style!

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Spidey fought Morlun for hours...he wipes the floor with this fodder. Plus he has the way of the Spider, so he's got plenty of skill.

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#10  Edited By Mee09

@lukehero: Are you sure? 5,000 Desert Eagles being pointed at you in a stadium isn't exactly something I can see him dodging.

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@cstone18: spidy all the way. bruce lee would get tired eventually

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WTF is this sh*t? Create Battle threads that are at least... whats the word.... Intelligent. Spidey wins. The fodder logic still stands.

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10,000 Bruce Lee's is too much even for spiderman. He was skilled, but he wasn't the best probably not even in the top 20, there awre supreme grandmaster's in asia who are better. Plus with 5000 Desert Eagles, I have a hard time believing he could dodge all 5000 of those bullets without getting hit, he might have the reflexes to dodge them, but not the speed, but I could be wrong

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More than Half of the Bruce Lee's are going to be taken down by friendly fire. Another easy win for Spider-Man.

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Spider-Man

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Spiderman can't handle 10000 skilled men at once. He's been beaten by less.

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One Bruce solos.

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#21  Edited By BeaconofStrength
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One Bruce solos.

This. Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris are on par with each other. Chuck Norris is omnipotent. 10,000 Bruce Lee's would stomp. Mismatch.

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#24  Edited By mickey-mouse

@mee09: Do you realize how fast Spider Man would appear to a person in real life? These guys mine as well be 10,000 sloths vs Quick Silver. Real life people are way below even comic book fodder level.

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#25  Edited By Easternwind
@lukehero said:

@mee09: Do you realize how fast Spider Man would appear to a person in real life? These guys mine as well be 10,000 sloths vs Quick Silver. Real life people are way below even comic book fodder level.

This ^^

He doesnt HAVE to dodge 5000 bullets, he can just dodge their aim. They will never hit him certainly not all at once 5000 perfectly timed from a Deagle of all guns...with bruce lee of all people, hes not a marksman

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Spidey dies underneath a pile of dead Bruce Lee corpses.

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Here's the thing Spidy can kill hundreds of Lee's and useing his agility retreat to outside of their range to rest and repeat and he can control the battle picking and choseing where and when he will fight

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10000 Bruce is too much.even for Spidey.

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spidey will starve to death before he can finish

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wtf!

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Spidey cannot survive that omg. Mismatch.

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Spidey is without web shooters. He is completely surrounded. He has no where to jump to, nothing to climb on, 10,000 is a lot.

10,000 men cannot engage on the same target at the same time, and any shots that miss with their firearms will likely strike a bruce lee on the opposite side.

Even if Spiderman could defeat Bruce Lees at a rate of 1 per second he will be fighting continuously for 2 hours and 46 minutes during which he must dodge every shot and sword strike, or he will be wounded, without the ability to heal, damage adds up.

Win Conditions for spiderman.

1. Bruce Lees are wreckless and inadvertanly shoot into their own people, cutting the number of enemies spiderman needs to deal with.

2. Spiderman takes a downed Bruce Lee's Katanas, and makes a bee line to the stadium stairs where he can funnel them in reducing the effectiveness of their numbers.

3. Spiderman finds he is extremely more powerful than his opponents, lifts the large and heavy objects and begins squashing them by the dozens while they struggle to react being stuck in a herd of sword wielding allies.

Spiderman lose conditions

1. He gets tired and overwhelmed by needing to defeat so many opponents.

2. Spiderman eventually is surrounded by a wall of dead bodies, further limiting his mobility, he is eventually tagged by a katana or gunshot, slows down and is overwhelmed by sheer numbers.

3. Spiderman is swarmed like ants, and is completely enveloped and eventually crushed or suffocated to death by bruce lees.

4. Spiderman is only able to lift 10 tons in his original body, that is 20,000 pounds. 10,000 Bruce Lees will weigh at least (140lbs each) 1,400,000 lbs. Even if a fraction of the Bruce Lees jump on him, the weight will be beyond what Spiderman can handle.

I feel with the conditions stipulated the Bruces have the advantage, 10,000 is just too much without webshooters.

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5000 desert eagles spamming, it's a rain of bullets spidey can't dodge...

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5000 desert eagles spamming, it's a rain of bullets spidey can't dodge...

Spidey is surrounded, 5000, guns spammed at a single target will undoubtedly miss, most likely hitting Bruce Lees on the opposite side...

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Spiderman easily

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Spidey is powerfull...but that's too much. Ad without the web shooters...

Even of he can dodge most of the bullets he will be eventually surrounded by a whole army of oponents wielkich katana's and guns. Spiderman is not Superman. He can't win here.

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#43  Edited By Talon_Deadeye

What if all the Lees shoot at Spider-Man at once? God forbid Spidy jumps at they shoot h can't dodge them all.

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