#1 Edited by castleking (24119 posts) - - Show Bio

1 lone spartan accidentally transported into the future but our past... the yr is 2001.

guard gets his night stick, pepper spray.. roll of quarters...radio... taser and a flack jacket with badge.. maybe a 9m but he is afraid to use it might also go to prison...

cruising along in his seqway he hears ppl screaming and running out of the food court he goes in to investigate..


Spartan: bronze sword, shield, armor,.. spear...

how does this go down? who wins and how or why?
 



#2 Posted by Edgeworth_11 (4656 posts) - - Show Bio

Kaufhaus Cop dies so bad.
#3 Posted by daak1212 (7901 posts) - - Show Bio

Cop.  They have a taser for christ sake...this is the shooting taser right?

#4 Posted by cattlebattle (12579 posts) - - Show Bio

Paul Blart destroys the Spartan

#5 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio

If the Spartan's shield / armor can stop a taser I think he can win. 

#6 Posted by Edgeworth_11 (4656 posts) - - Show Bio

He is going to have to be an exceptional arttist to get past that ahield and armor.
#7 Posted by spartan92 (2520 posts) - - Show Bio

probably the mall cops because of their equipment.
#8 Posted by Antonio_Blackheart (1542 posts) - - Show Bio

lol i'm going with spartan only cause they born to kill
#9 Edited by Edgeworth_11 (4656 posts) - - Show Bio

Mall security would piss in their pants 
lol
#10 Posted by castleking (24119 posts) - - Show Bio

i thought this was a good fight

#11 Posted by Bugs Bunny (319 posts) - - Show Bio
@castleking said:
i thought this was a good fight

I agree =] 
 
I'll go with mall cop if he's decent.
#12 Posted by Malonius (883 posts) - - Show Bio

spartan destroys mall cop

#13 Posted by BarelyAverage (941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spartan92 said:
probably the mall cops because of their equipment.
Yes that gives them an advantage but a well trained spartan would have good reflexes and could block the taser with his shield.
#14 Posted by spartan92 (2520 posts) - - Show Bio
@BarelyAverage
yea true i forgot about that, and he could easily deflect his other equipment with his shield aswell. so i say the spartan instead.
#15 Posted by castleking (24119 posts) - - Show Bio

i'm gonna side with the spartan

#16 Posted by FunnyStuff707 (179 posts) - - Show Bio

Mall Cop. For all the military training the Spartan has received, how can he block a tazer with a bronze shield? But then when you think of it, couldn't the Spartan just toss his spear from 50ft away? Mall Cop's gonna be fat. Low maneuverability. Blah, this is better than I thought.

#17 Posted by GTG12 (1572 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going with the spartan.
#18 Edited by Sega_Shaman (367 posts) - - Show Bio

After the first of mall security gets speared, the others would probably be willing to shoot.

#19 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9184 posts) - - Show Bio
@Sega_Shaman said:
After the first of mall security gets speared, the others would probably be willing to shoot.
More than likely. 
#20 Edited by Suiken_Seiji (520 posts) - - Show Bio

Spartan.... 
 
That picture is an inaccurate portrayal of the Spartan's armor set. They have grieves, chest armor, and in some cases, bracers. The shield is large enough to protect them from a volley of arrows. I don't think one tazer is going to do it. Also... A tazer is a shot deal, if he misfires, it's over for the Mall Cop. Also... Spartans are trained from child hood, if they considered you to be weak at an early age, sometimes even as a baby, they would discard you. The Spartans also have an extremely high threshold of pain, these guys trained to the point where even death happened in training sessions. Their training sessions were full contact all the time. Spartans were the toughest and strongest bred of warriors to be created in our history. There are even military training programs named Spartan, a tribute to the Spartan with good reason. If they can deal with a volley of arrows or being shot at, they can deal with a single shot tazer. 
 
Also... A Spartan never lost his shield, if by any chance a Spartan lost his shield, it was considered a disgrace and it also meant you not only lost your own life but were sacrificing the life of your fellow comrades. That shield is something a Spartan will not let go until they are dead. That shield is also durable enough to with stand any kind of penetration and can be used a fatal weapon with enough kill blow to fracture and break bones. That shield alone is deadly. They also had the Javalan and Spear that went along. The Spartans traditional method of combat is to close in on you wielding their shield and get close enough to get rid of you with spear or a sword, neither of which are fun to deal with in the hand's of a Spartan. Too much training, sense the time they could walk and too much experience.
 
No mall cop with a tazer is going to take on a Spartan. Give the Mall Cop a gun, he has a chance at the start. But... I never seen a mall cop be issued a hand gun. Not a real mall cop anyway. They're combat inexperience and the best idea for them to do in a situation with any armed criminal is to just do what civilians do, rely on the real cops. With out guns, it would take a good amount of Mall Cops to bring down just one Spartan. Getting close to one is never a good idea, they are more fit and deadly. It would take a single strike of their weapon to deliver enough shock to the mall cops brain to leave him defenseless and bleed out if the Spartan don't deal the killing blow. 
 
There's no inexperienced Spartan, no such thing. You were either a Spartan, or you were not. The only difference is if one has seen war or not. That's about it.

#21 Edited by kcaz (1371 posts) - - Show Bio
battle sim
lol a taser or pepper spray wont stop a spartan, he will only feel a slight pinch, as he has been through much worst. if the spartan attacks, even guns wont stop him, they are extremely resistant to pain. the only way is to shoot him in the heart area or the head, which are already well protected by his shield and helmet. just 1 hit from the spartan is enough to get the kill anyone at present age.
 
but i will say it will be a draw. the spartan wont attack because he is does not have bad intentions, but he will just be in battle stance and ask many questions. Paul Blart will also be in his "battle stance" and answer all the questions. eventually, the 2 will work things out, spartan tells paul to prove that he is indeed in the future. Paul Blart pulls out his radio or handphone to show him how it works. eventually, both men will stand down.
#22 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

@cattlebattle said:

Paul Blart destroys the Spartan

This XD

#23 Posted by Obtrusive (1640 posts) - - Show Bio

spartan is lethal, the security guard is not. Plus that big shield.

#24 Posted by eatmore_payless (2210 posts) - - Show Bio

@kcaz said:

battle sim lol a taser or pepper spray wont stop a spartan, he will only feel a slight pinch, as he has been through much worst. if the spartan attacks, even guns wont stop him, they are extremely resistant to pain. the only way is to shoot him in the heart area or the head, which are already well protected by his shield and helmet. just 1 hit from the spartan is enough to get the kill anyone at present age. but i will say it will be a draw. the spartan wont attack because he is does not have bad intentions, but he will just be in battle stance and ask many questions. Paul Blart will also be in his "battle stance" and answer all the questions. eventually, the 2 will work things out, spartan tells paul to prove that he is indeed in the future. Paul Blart pulls out his radio or handphone to show him how it works. eventually, both men will stand down.

LoL at this!

#25 Posted by m0ntyb0y (1244 posts) - - Show Bio

mall cop...but the shield and armour  might be a problem

#26 Posted by TifaLockhart (13976 posts) - - Show Bio

Spartan for 2 reasons:

1. Rent-a-cops are a joke.

2. I was watching a show where a computer simulation proved a Spartan would defeat a ninja more often than not. The shield is an instant kill against a human, and the spear is deadly if it hits. The problem the ninja had was getting past the darn armor.

Of course if the security guy shoots his gun, the Spartan obviously goes down.

#27 Posted by omegablast452 (2425 posts) - - Show Bio

@eatmore_payless said:

@kcaz said:

battle sim lol a taser or pepper spray wont stop a spartan, he will only feel a slight pinch, as he has been through much worst. if the spartan attacks, even guns wont stop him, they are extremely resistant to pain. the only way is to shoot him in the heart area or the head, which are already well protected by his shield and helmet. just 1 hit from the spartan is enough to get the kill anyone at present age. but i will say it will be a draw. the spartan wont attack because he is does not have bad intentions, but he will just be in battle stance and ask many questions. Paul Blart will also be in his "battle stance" and answer all the questions. eventually, the 2 will work things out, spartan tells paul to prove that he is indeed in the future. Paul Blart pulls out his radio or handphone to show him how it works. eventually, both men will stand down.

LoL at this!

Agreed

#28 Posted by _Cain_ (23590 posts) - - Show Bio

Paul Blart Stomps......

Online
#29 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (700 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone who thinks a cop would win is wrong, the fat pigs would be massacred.

#30 Posted by Rick_Grayson (724 posts) - - Show Bio
@Suiken_Seiji said:
Spartan....  That picture is an inaccurate portrayal of the Spartan's armor set. They have grieves, chest armor, and in some cases, bracers. The shield is large enough to protect them from a volley of arrows. I don't think one tazer is going to do it. Also... A tazer is a shot deal, if he misfires, it's over for the Mall Cop. Also... Spartans are trained from child hood, if they considered you to be weak at an early age, sometimes even as a baby, they would discard you. The Spartans also have an extremely high threshold of pain, these guys trained to the point where even death happened in training sessions. Their training sessions were full contact all the time. Spartans were the toughest and strongest bred of warriors to be created in our history. There are even military training programs named Spartan, a tribute to the Spartan with good reason. If they can deal with a volley of arrows or being shot at, they can deal with a single shot tazer.  Also... A Spartan never lost his shield, if by any chance a Spartan lost his shield, it was considered a disgrace and it also meant you not only lost your own life but were sacrificing the life of your fellow comrades. That shield is something a Spartan will not let go until they are dead. That shield is also durable enough to with stand any kind of penetration and can be used a fatal weapon with enough kill blow to fracture and break bones. That shield alone is deadly. They also had the Javalan and Spear that went along. The Spartans traditional method of combat is to close in on you wielding their shield and get close enough to get rid of you with spear or a sword, neither of which are fun to deal with in the hand's of a Spartan. Too much training, sense the time they could walk and too much experience. No mall cop with a tazer is going to take on a Spartan. Give the Mall Cop a gun, he has a chance at the start. But... I never seen a mall cop be issued a hand gun. Not a real mall cop anyway. They're combat inexperience and the best idea for them to do in a situation with any armed criminal is to just do what civilians do, rely on the real cops. With out guns, it would take a good amount of Mall Cops to bring down just one Spartan. Getting close to one is never a good idea, they are more fit and deadly. It would take a single strike of their weapon to deliver enough shock to the mall cops brain to leave him defenseless and bleed out if the Spartan don't deal the killing blow.  There's no inexperienced Spartan, no such thing. You were either a Spartan, or you were not. The only difference is if one has seen war or not. That's about it.
Wow, this guy just pwned it lol
#31 Posted by Sethlol (1296 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone needs to post the scans for the mall cops corp. Their feats are insanely impressive.

Hal Blart is an amazing example of a cop.

Spartans get curbed.

#32 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

#33 Posted by Hksaru (463 posts) - - Show Bio

Spartan throws his spear through the mall cop's face before he can react

#34 Posted by zackattack529 (1404 posts) - - Show Bio

as soon as you said the mall cop had a taser, the mall cop STOMPS. lol

i got tased when i was in highschool. it is NO joke, i have nightmares about the pain haha

#35 Posted by Hksaru (463 posts) - - Show Bio

well you're not a Spartan, are you?