Silver Surfer Vs Venom and Carnage

Battle

Heres another one. Is there really anybody around here that thinks the Surfer would lose?

NOPE!

Who could possibly think that?

The Surfer could win in a few seconds.

The surfer could take on pretty much every villain that Spiderman has had to face at once.

This is just overkill. Surfer kills these two while doing his taxes.

silver surfer wins

spite

spite thread
even the combined strength and speed of venom and carnage is nowhere near silver surfer's

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This is just overkill. Surfer kills these two while doing his taxes.

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Just when i think i've seen everything, what was the motivation behind this thread?

Surfer curbstomp

This has got to be the biggest SPITE thread EVER!!!!

Surfer wins and it doesn't matter which one.

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Heres another one. Is there really anybody around here that thinks the Surfer would lose?

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NOPE!

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" Give the symbiotes 1 week of prep to train with T'Challa.  If they can master the armbar in that time, they stomp.     "

" Give the symbiotes 1 week of prep to train with T'Challa.  If they can master the armbar in that time, they stomp.     "

To the OP:

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The Surfer could win in a few seconds.

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This is just overkill. Surfer kills these two while doing his taxes.

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" silver surfer wins "

" spite "

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spite thread
even the combined strength and speed of venom and carnage is nowhere near silver surfer's

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" Silver Surfer wins easy...
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Surfer curbstomp

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" Surfer wins and it doesn't matter which one. "

" Would the symbiotes be interested in living with the Silver Surfer's body? "

" @Edamame said:

" Would the symbiotes be interested in living with the Silver Surfer's body? "

Carnage already bonded with the Surfer. He composed himself and got rid of it half an issue later. "

" @Morpheus_ said:

" @Edamame said:

" Would the symbiotes be interested in living with the Silver Surfer's body? "

Carnage already bonded with the Surfer. He composed himself and got rid of it half an issue later. "

I thought that was non-canon? And isn't there a scan of Surfer turning Carnage into a statue? "

" @JediXMan said:

" @Morpheus_ said:

" @Edamame said:

" Would the symbiotes be interested in living with the Silver Surfer's body? "

Carnage already bonded with the Surfer. He composed himself and got rid of it half an issue later. "

I thought that was non-canon? And isn't there a scan of Surfer turning Carnage into a statue? "

Both incidents are from Amazing Spider-man # 430-1. Their canonicity is beyond question. "

Surfer curbstomp

"Surfer wins via  _________________________________________________                             (^Insert proper term of what Sentry did to Ares & Carnage here^) "

" @Morpheus_ said:

" @JediXMan said:

" @Morpheus_ said:

" @Edamame said:

" Would the symbiotes be interested in living with the Silver Surfer's body? "

Carnage already bonded with the Surfer. He composed himself and got rid of it half an issue later. "

I thought that was non-canon? And isn't there a scan of Surfer turning Carnage into a statue? "

Both incidents are from Amazing Spider-man # 430-1. Their canonicity is beyond question. "

Ah, got it. Thanks. "

surfer wins this while having coffee and cookies with galactus. That how easy itd be

Need more than Vemon and Carnage to beat up on the Surfer...Surfer would just fly right past them to another galaxy if he wanted to. Plus doesnt Vemon and Carnage have a weakness to heat? Cant Surfer just fly them to the sun? Or just generate enough heat that Vemon and Carnage would get weak just trying to fight him?

Either solos Silver Gangsta (AKA Norrin Radical) in a vicious massacre of the ages

Carnage symbiote attaches to Silver Gangsta (AKA Norrin Radical) and makes Cosmic Carnage again. Or just punches Silver Gangsta (AKA Norrin Radical) once and kills him.

Venom just punches him once and Silver Gangsta (AKA Norrin Radical) dies

Hehehehehehehe

Team curbstomps. Venom or Carnage solos with ease.

And how would Carnage or Venom even hope to hurt the Surfer?

@saren @god_spawn