Sheldon Cooper vs Hannibal Lecter

So Lecter finds a new job at the science department but is really just hungry.

Sheldon on to him and, come on, Leonard never believes he's bullish!t. So it's up to Sheldon alone to find out what Lecter is up to and defeat him!

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Lecter has no idea Sheldon is on to him..

Battle begins..

Lecter eats him.

You all come up with some of the craziest threads. =)

I could see Sheldon figuring out that Lecter is a practicing cannibal. Something about skin pigment, elongated canine teeth, pointing out that Lecter uses scent as a primary sense. But I think he'd confront Lecter to get answers and then he'd get stabbed and die.

As much of a genius as Sheldon is, he's also very gullible. Lecter would trick him into being breakfast.

BUMP

Lecter picks his teeth with Sheldon's bones

In a face off Hannibal wins

This is dumb. Lecter obviously murders and buries Sheldon along with his terribly unfunny show.

The real question should be.. who is smarter?

Hannibal eats his liver with some fava beans

That was flatter then a pancake.

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Sheldon outruns him

Sheldon will certainly find out Hannibal's dubious nature. Then get killed. Unlike Sheldon, Lecter can hold his own in a fight.

@justthatkid: When has he ever done that? Actually someone has committed suicide after having a discussion with Lecter but as far as I've seen few people don't care what Sheldon has to say. I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong

@dondave: See above

Sheldon puts the pieces of the puzzle together and finds out Hannibal's a cannibal, then he confronts Hannibal in his office where Hannibal proceeds to stab Sheldon in his carotid artery with an office pen.

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