Round 1: Debate on the theory of evolution
Round 2: Who can make the other cry first in a "dissing" contest
Round 3: First fight
Round 1: House is so much better at debating, he is better with words, he stomps it
Round 2: House slaughterhouse. He is the King of Cruel. Sheldon is to socially backwards to make up a good insult
Round 3: Sheldon flails, House sweeps him away
Really, House stomps all three
House has let himself get beat up in prison just so he could be sent to the Medical Ward, solely to solve a health issue with an inmate who was dying and saved him despite the Warden's refusal to even allow him to try because of his previous practices.
House is actually a fairly tough guy to go through all that, and survived getting shot in the neck. House is just The Boss.
I think House wins all rounds because Sheldon wouldn't really debate him in the first round and he sucks at both dissing and athletics.
Sheldon could be more intelligent.
But he does not ever use his intelligence fully if he's not playing card/video games or theoretical physics.
He continuously loses arguments against Amy or Leonard....that are wimps in comparison with House debate-wise.
He even loses round 3.
House has a stick and experience in fights.
@copete: I like yourb thread
House stomps all rounds
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