#1 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

Samurai Jack vs Silver Samurai. who wins?

#2 Posted by Swagga Boy (3769 posts) - - Show Bio

lol

#3 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

what? no one?

#4 Posted by Swagga Boy (3769 posts) - - Show Bio

I think SS he has more powers then jack can handle

#5 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

more power? Be more specific. 

#6 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio

Silver Samurai.CURBSTOMP

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#7 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
Vance Astro said:
"Silver Samurai.CURBSTOMP"
why?
#8 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"Vance Astro said:
"Silver Samurai.CURBSTOMP"
why?"
Samurai Jack is flesh and he is alot less durable then people Silver Samurai has faced...alot less physically powerful as well.
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#9 Edited by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
Some of his feat

Jack took 700 tons falling on him.
Jack's only true loss was against the Gate Guardian, who himself showed bullet-time movement, high end durability and class 100 strength.
Jack blocked the attacks of a huge super strong monsters, several times.
Jack got dragged down a mountain so fast there were sparks and was fine.
Jack before getting his robot fought and dodged some Mondo bot attacks.
Jack has take direct fire attacks.
Jack has jumped hundreds of feet.
Jack has at least 2 ton strength.
Jack has inution approaching Spiderman.
Jack swords is advantageous against all evil type foes when it hits.
Jack has effortlessly blocked bullets, laser and even deflected a missile.
Jack has blitiz multiple opponents and had to travels dozens of feet all before a drop of water could hit the ground.
Jack swords has blocked a high tier Magic Creatures Fire, and Ice attacks.
Jack has walked through a tornado.
Jack has ridiculous stamina.
#10 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"
Some of his feat

Jack took 700 tons falling on him.
Jack's only true loss was against the Gate Guardian, who himself showed bullet-time movement, high end durability and class 100 strength.
Jack blocked the attacks of a huge super strong monsters, several times.
Jack got dragged down a mountain so fast there were sparks and was fine.
Jack before getting his robot fought and dodged some Mondo bot attacks.
Jack has take direct fire attacks.
Jack has jumped hundreds of feet.
Jack has at least 2 ton strength.
Jack has inution approaching Spiderman.
Jack swords is advantageous against all evil type foes when it hits.
Jack has effortlessly blocked bullets, laser and even deflected a missile.
Jack has blitiz multiple opponents and had to travels dozens of feet all before a drop of water could hit the ground.
Jack swords has blocked a high tier Magic Creatures Fire, and Ice attacks.
Jack has walked through a tornado.
Jack has ridiculous stamina.
"
1.So?
2.So?.
3.So?
4.So?
5.So?
6.So?
7.So?
8.Intuition apporaching Spider-Man? I doubt it.
9.Silver Samurai channels energy through is sword and can cut through anything except Vibranium and Admantium.
10.So?
11.So?
12.So?

Most of these feats you describe were done or could be done by Wolverine..whom if not for his admantium coated skeleton or his healing factor would have been killed by Silver Samurai.
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#11 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

I highly doubt SS could defect bullets from all directions or survive a 700 tones on top of him. 

#12 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"I highly doubt SS could defect bullets from all directions or survive a 700 tones on top of him. "
He doesn't have to..that isn't my argument.
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#13 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

then what is your argument? Jack has learned all types of combat from....well, almost anything. What does SS have that Jack doesn't?

#14 Edited by The Man of Yesteryear (5502 posts) - - Show Bio

Unless Jack's sword is adamantium or something...

I see SS cutting through him with one swipe.

#15 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"then what is your argument? Jack has learned all types of combat from....well, almost anything. What does SS have that Jack doesn't?"
My argument is Silver Samurai has dealt with more powerful than Jack and lived.
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#16 Posted by Lunacyde (17609 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack wins

Stronger, more skilled, faster....he outclasses him on more than one level.

SS's sword can cut through nearly anything....WHEN IT CONNECTS...thats a big if especially when fighting someone with Jack's skill and speed

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#17 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

Thats it?! Thats your argument? Skill wise, i give it to jack. Strength wise, i also give it to Jack. Jack has fought an army of robots, army of zombies, giant monsters that could easily.

Strength and jumping feat. 1:00

  







#18 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"Thats it?! Thats your argument? Skill wise, i give it to jack. Strength wise, i also give it to Jack. Jack has fought an army of robots, army of zombies, giant monsters that could easily.
Strength and jumping feat. 1:00

  







"
Elektra could do most of that....
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#19 Posted by King Saturn (223716 posts) - - Show Bio
Silver Samurai should win here
#20 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

are you serious?! look at the video a little closer and you would see Jack doing impossible jumping feats for any human. He was jumping barefoot from impossible heights that would...and i'm pretty sure would seriously break the ankles of Electra. And the sword is unbreakable and can cut through anything. 

#21 Posted by The Man of Yesteryear (5502 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
And the sword is unbreakable and can cut through anything.
Proof?
#22 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio
The Man of Yesteryear said:
"oldmagic said:
And the sword is unbreakable and can cut through anything.
Proof?"
I think they say so in like the first couple episodes.
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#23 Posted by The Man of Yesteryear (5502 posts) - - Show Bio
Vance Astro said:
"The Man of Yesteryear said:
"oldmagic said:
And the sword is unbreakable and can cut through anything.
Proof?"
I think they say so in like the first couple episodes."
Ah. Then I see Jack taking this.
#24 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio
The Man of Yesteryear said:
"Vance Astro said:
"The Man of Yesteryear said:
"oldmagic said:
And the sword is unbreakable and can cut through anything.
Proof?"
I think they say so in like the first couple episodes."
Ah. Then I see Jack taking this."
Silver Samurai can cut through anything as well so...I don't.
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#25 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack's magic sword was forged by the gods Odin, Ra and Rama through three mortal avatars. As a boy, after his father was captured, Jack traveled around the world to prepare both physically and mentally for his confrontation with Aku. He studied under various scholars, such as Greek thinkers, and attempted to master each art of combat from the cultures he met, training with African warriors, Vikings sailors, Robin Hood,Mongolian warriors, Shaolin monks, Greek Olympic contestants, Russian Cossacks, and several others (many of these cultures didn't exist at the same period of time).

He can jump hundreds of feet into the air by lifting a huge rock by strapping on to his back, his legs and arms. He has ridiculous stamina and pain tolerance. 
#26 Posted by LightBright (4297 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Jack could win here, because, he has proven that he can do pretty much anything if he sets his mind to it. He really has a fighting chance.

#27 Posted by Vance Astro (91057 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"Jack's magic sword was forged by the gods Odin, Ra and Rama through three mortal avatars. As a boy, after his father was captured, Jack traveled around the world to prepare both physically and mentally for his confrontation with Aku. He studied under various scholars, such as Greek thinkers, and attempted to master each art of combat from the cultures he met, training with African warriors, Vikings sailors, Robin Hood,Mongolian warriors, Shaolin monks, Greek Olympic contestants, Russian Cossacks, and several others (many of these cultures didn't exist at the same period of time).
He can jump hundreds of feet into the air by lifting a huge rock by strapping on to his back, his legs and arms. He has ridiculous stamina and pain tolerance. 
"
Tolerance for pain does nothing for being cut in half.
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#28 Edited by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

Yea...i re-ally see Jack testing out to see weather he's is bullet proof. oh no..not like he won't block the sword or anything. I mean, being a student of a greek thinker must've made him pretty dumb for that. 

#29 Posted by Lunacyde (17609 posts) - - Show Bio

Old Magic is right....

Besides other than his ability to use his sword the SS has shown no superhuman feats...Jack has is spades

Jack very well could kill SS before he even had a chance to cut him with his sword...and Jack's sword is basically the equivalent so i dont even see how you have an argument here. Jack is equal or superior in every aspect.

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#30 Posted by Mee09 (421 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

oldmagic said:
"
Some of his feat

Jack took 700 tons falling on him.
Jack's only true loss was against the Gate Guardian, who himself showed bullet-time movement, high end durability and class 100 strength.
Jack blocked the attacks of a huge super strong monsters, several times.
Jack got dragged down a mountain so fast there were sparks and was fine.
Jack before getting his robot fought and dodged some Mondo bot attacks.
Jack has take direct fire attacks.
Jack has jumped hundreds of feet.
Jack has at least 2 ton strength.
Jack has inution approaching Spiderman.
Jack swords is advantageous against all evil type foes when it hits.
Jack has effortlessly blocked bullets, laser and even deflected a missile.
Jack has blitiz multiple opponents and had to travels dozens of feet all before a drop of water could hit the ground.
Jack swords has blocked a high tier Magic Creatures Fire, and Ice attacks.
Jack has walked through a tornado.
Jack has ridiculous stamina.
"
1.So?
2.So?.
3.So?
4.So?
5.So?
6.So?
7.So?
8.Intuition apporaching Spider-Man? I doubt it.
9.Silver Samurai channels energy through is sword and can cut through anything except Vibranium and Admantium.
10.So?
11.So?
12.So?

Most of these feats you describe were done or could be done by Wolverine..whom if not for his admantium coated skeleton or his healing factor would have been killed by Silver Samurai.

Are you an idiot? Samurai Jack would OWN Silver Samurai! How? First off Jack can jump around like a monkey with 2 tons on his back like it is nothing. Another thing is that his blade can cut through Adamantium like nothing, as it was shown when he destroyed the 7 most deadly robots in the Galaxy that SINGLE handedly destroyed entire cities unharmed... His speed is also just incredible... He took out the most Dangerous bounty hunters in the world in exactly ONE SECOND! (Before a drop of rain could touch the ground) He moves so fast that he can deflect bullets and has support from gods that will grant his sword the power to be even harder than Wolverines bones, making it unbreakable and able to cut through anything. He also is the only one capable of defeating an evil god that gave three other gods Odin, Ra, and Vishnu a run for their money. This guy has taken down SO many armies of robots its amazing... Its most likely in 100,000s of the number of robots he has destroyed. Not even including all of the bounty hunters, Zombies, and creatures he faced as well... Silver Samurai could do NONE of this and has no abilities that Jack has not seen or can not handle... If anything Silver Samurai would not even see Jack move. Just like when he was at a bar, he was being hunted by even more dangerous bounty hunters. He moved so quick that it looked like he did not even get up from his seat or even move and he destroyed them. Silver Samurai is no more than a common thug to Jack.

#31 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

Silver Samurai.CURBSTOMP
#32 Posted by mextli (648 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mee09: in all fairness your replying to a a response that is three years old and Vance seems to be a much different debater now than then. So i would pull back on the idiot comment.

Tho I agree Jack wins. He is faster, stronger, more skilled and SS isnt cutting through his sword. Its magical enchantments render it virtually indestructible.

#33 Posted by goldenkey (2927 posts) - - Show Bio

@oldmagic: this plus Jack "Jump Good"

#34 Posted by goldenkey (2927 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro: Have you watched the show? SS hasn't faced anything like Aku. Jack has only lost to Aku on a number of times due to dumb luck to keep the show going. Plus his sword has cut thru adamantium. SS has never ever faced the numbers Jack has or the sized villians or showed the intelligence that Jack has. His sword is cosmic in ways. Created by ................Celestials of sorts. SS truly has nothing on Jack. Jack is pretty much Jedi Master badass with the TK abilties but his reflexes are that of having a spider-sence or even being able to react as fast as those to a Jedi. It's all in the show. It's all been explained in the show. The show is goofy for sure, but SS just doesn't have shit on him. I reccommend watching them. DL them and watch them on a viewer. Look for "Jack vs the Ninja" just to see how cool the show can be.

#35 Posted by Needlebay (1931 posts) - - Show Bio

Samurai JACK!

#36 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9184 posts) - - Show Bio

Can Silver Samurai's sword cut through Jack? Yes. 
Can Silver Samurai's sword cut throough Jack's sword? Probably not? 
Why? Jack's sword was created by three gods, Odin, Ra, and Vishnu.  
If SS has teleportation he might take it.

#37 Posted by Needlebay (1931 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, Jack is bad ass. Great show.

#38 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (6128 posts) - - Show Bio

Luv all these folks responding to three year old comments. Seriously guys.

First, I don't know jack about Jack. That said, there are still some fallacies implicit in many of these retorts to, once again, three year old comments.

In a very real sense, Vance had a point... strength, agility and jumping prowess don't mean crap in a swordfight. How does jumping around like a monkey with 2 tons on his back mean anything in a swordfight? Try to be relevant peeps. SS cleaves bullets in two ... not because he is superhumanly fast. He isn't. He has skillz. Pure and simple. And skill is all that matters in a swordfight. Ask 80 year old Iaijitsu masters who knock younguns around and cleave through tree trunks in a single draw of their katana. Skill. Not strength. Not agility or even speed. Skill, mastery and training.

SS can cut Jack, he can win. I don't give a crap how many robots Jack runs through and cartoon goofy as sh!t so-called gods. It's not the same type of battle.

If Jack fights 'powerful' gods and the like, then yes, this is a mismatch. But it's easy to claim he can beat such and such a god... but in Jack's universe, what exactly have those 'gods' done that make em godly?

Silly retorts here on an ancient post/thread IMHO.

#39 Posted by DrEgonSpengler (473 posts) - - Show Bio

@Super_SoldierXII said:

Luv all these folks responding to three year old comments. Seriously guys.

First, I don't know jack about Jack. That said, there are still some fallacies implicit in many of these retorts to, once again, three year old comments.

In a very real sense, Vance had a point... strength, agility and jumping prowess don't mean crap in a swordfight. How does jumping around like a monkey with 2 tons on his back mean anything in a swordfight? Try to be relevant peeps. SS cleaves bullets in two ... not because he is superhumanly fast. He isn't. He has skillz. Pure and simple. And skill is all that matters in a swordfight. Ask 80 year old Iaijitsu masters who knock younguns around and cleave through tree trunks in a single draw of their katana. Skill. Not strength. Not agility or even speed. Skill, mastery and training.

SS can cut Jack, he can win. I don't give a crap how many robots Jack runs through and cartoon goofy as sh!t so-called gods. It's not the same type of battle.

If Jack fights 'powerful' gods and the like, then yes, this is a mismatch. But it's easy to claim he can beat such and such a god... but in Jack's universe, what exactly have those 'gods' done that make em godly?

Silly retorts here on an ancient post/thread IMHO.

First off if you don't know jack about Jack why comment?

Jack also trained himself both physically and mentally since he was a child, so he does have skills.

I don't see SS cutting Jack, because Jacks's sword is magical and unbreakable, and Jack's samurai reflexes (a SKILL that involves him using both timing and speed to deflect dodge or block an opponents attack) are too great.

#40 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (6128 posts) - - Show Bio

@DrEgonSpengler said:

@Super_SoldierXII said:

Luv all these folks responding to three year old comments. Seriously guys.

First, I don't know jack about Jack. That said, there are still some fallacies implicit in many of these retorts to, once again, three year old comments.

In a very real sense, Vance had a point... strength, agility and jumping prowess don't mean crap in a swordfight. How does jumping around like a monkey with 2 tons on his back mean anything in a swordfight? Try to be relevant peeps. SS cleaves bullets in two ... not because he is superhumanly fast. He isn't. He has skillz. Pure and simple. And skill is all that matters in a swordfight. Ask 80 year old Iaijitsu masters who knock younguns around and cleave through tree trunks in a single draw of their katana. Skill. Not strength. Not agility or even speed. Skill, mastery and training.

SS can cut Jack, he can win. I don't give a crap how many robots Jack runs through and cartoon goofy as sh!t so-called gods. It's not the same type of battle.

If Jack fights 'powerful' gods and the like, then yes, this is a mismatch. But it's easy to claim he can beat such and such a god... but in Jack's universe, what exactly have those 'gods' done that make em godly?

Silly retorts here on an ancient post/thread IMHO.

First off if you don't know jack about Jack why comment?

Jack also trained himself both physically and mentally since he was a child, so he does have skills.

I don't see SS cutting Jack, because Jacks's sword is magical and unbreakable, and Jack's samurai reflexes (a SKILL that involves him using both timing and speed to deflect dodge or block an opponents attack) are too great.

I comment because I can and more importantly, because I wanted to. Thought that was pretty obvious. But there it is, spelled out for your convenience.

Also obvious is the fact I was commenting, not because I give a crap who would win, but mostly on the fallacy implicit in certain of the above poster's remarks (a few comments were quite silly really) coupled with the lunacy of kicking someone for a three year old post.

And I've seen a few episodes of the cartoon in question ... it's pretty bad.

Finally, you do know Silver Samurai's blade with the takyon field is also unbreakable right? As such, I fail to see the relevance in your comment that Jack's blade is unbreakable. It's been said above a few times. I get that. In any case, like I said, as far as the winner of this battle goes, I could give two sh__ts.

#41 Posted by Sherlock (7187 posts) - - Show Bio
@Super_SoldierXII: Now that is just rude.I freakin loved that show when  watched it(though granted i was pretty young and havnt seen it since)
I agree with not giving a rats @ss though
And why post this unnecessary and obviously unhelpful comment?Cuz i can!
#42 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17498 posts) - - Show Bio

Silver Samurai wins.

#43 Posted by nickthedevil (11396 posts) - - Show Bio

Idk... Samurai Jack's blade is holy/magical origins. It cuts through shadows and the devil... I dont think physics in this battle are relevant. I'd back Jack FTW.

#44 Posted by Hazlenaut (1960 posts) - - Show Bio

I am going with Jack his sword is a mcguffin but will not hurt an innocent. Silver Samurai is far from being a saint.

#45 Posted by Jezer (3006 posts) - - Show Bio

@Super_SoldierXII said:

Luv all these folks responding to three year old comments. Seriously guys.

First, I don't know jack about Jack. That said, there are still some fallacies implicit in many of these retorts to, once again, three year old comments.

In a very real sense, Vance had a point... strength, agility and jumping prowess don't mean crap in a swordfight. How does jumping around like a monkey with 2 tons on his back mean anything in a swordfight? Try to be relevant peeps. SS cleaves bullets in two ... not because he is superhumanly fast. He isn't. He has skillz. Pure and simple. And skill is all that matters in a swordfight. Ask 80 year old Iaijitsu masters who knock younguns around and cleave through tree trunks in a single draw of their katana. Skill. Not strength. Not agility or even speed. Skill, mastery and training.

SS can cut Jack, he can win. I don't give a crap how many robots Jack runs through and cartoon goofy as sh!t so-called gods. It's not the same type of battle.

If Jack fights 'powerful' gods and the like, then yes, this is a mismatch. But it's easy to claim he can beat such and such a god... but in Jack's universe, what exactly have those 'gods' done that make em godly?

Silly retorts here on an ancient post/thread IMHO.

...Wait... are you being serious in this post?

#46 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (6128 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jezer said:

@Super_SoldierXII said:

Luv all these folks responding to three year old comments. Seriously guys.

First, I don't know jack about Jack. That said, there are still some fallacies implicit in many of these retorts to, once again, three year old comments.

In a very real sense, Vance had a point... strength, agility and jumping prowess don't mean crap in a swordfight. How does jumping around like a monkey with 2 tons on his back mean anything in a swordfight? Try to be relevant peeps. SS cleaves bullets in two ... not because he is superhumanly fast. He isn't. He has skillz. Pure and simple. And skill is all that matters in a swordfight. Ask 80 year old Iaijitsu masters who knock younguns around and cleave through tree trunks in a single draw of their katana. Skill. Not strength. Not agility or even speed. Skill, mastery and training.

SS can cut Jack, he can win. I don't give a crap how many robots Jack runs through and cartoon goofy as sh!t so-called gods. It's not the same type of battle.

If Jack fights 'powerful' gods and the like, then yes, this is a mismatch. But it's easy to claim he can beat such and such a god... but in Jack's universe, what exactly have those 'gods' done that make em godly?

Silly retorts here on an ancient post/thread IMHO.

...Wait... are you being serious in this post?

Define serious.

#47 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (6128 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sherlock said:

@Super_SoldierXII: Now that is just rude.I freakin loved that show when watched it(though granted i was pretty young and havnt seen it since) I agree with not giving a rats @ss though And why post this unnecessary and obviously unhelpful comment?Cuz i can!

Darn tootin!

#48 Posted by PikminMania (4628 posts) - - Show Bio

@Super_SoldierXII said:

Luv all these folks responding to three year old comments. Seriously guys.

First, I don't know jack about Jack. That said, there are still some fallacies implicit in many of these retorts to, once again, three year old comments.

In a very real sense, Vance had a point... strength, agility and jumping prowess don't mean crap in a swordfight. How does jumping around like a monkey with 2 tons on his back mean anything in a swordfight? Try to be relevant peeps. SS cleaves bullets in two ... not because he is superhumanly fast. He isn't. He has skillz. Pure and simple. And skill is all that matters in a swordfight. Ask 80 year old Iaijitsu masters who knock younguns around and cleave through tree trunks in a single draw of their katana. Skill. Not strength. Not agility or even speed. Skill, mastery and training.

SS can cut Jack, he can win. I don't give a crap how many robots Jack runs through and cartoon goofy as sh!t so-called gods. It's not the same type of battle.

If Jack fights 'powerful' gods and the like, then yes, this is a mismatch. But it's easy to claim he can beat such and such a god... but in Jack's universe, what exactly have those 'gods' done that make em godly?

Silly retorts here on an ancient post/thread IMHO.

First off, you hate Samurai Jack? If you were being serious, then DIE!!! Just kidding, but still really?

Anyway, what agility does for someone is allow them to, you know, DODGE certain attacks from certain swordsman.

Jack's feats (such as dodging three archers who were known to never miss a shot for over a mile) are more impressive than SS's. Pain and simple. Jack fought off many highly trained fighters when Demongo controlled them, he also killed hundreds of machines at once.

#49 Edited by Jezer (3006 posts) - - Show Bio

@Super_SoldierXII said:

@Jezer said:

@Super_SoldierXII said:

Luv all these folks responding to three year old comments. Seriously guys.

First, I don't know jack about Jack. That said, there are still some fallacies implicit in many of these retorts to, once again, three year old comments.

In a very real sense, Vance had a point... strength, agility and jumping prowess don't mean crap in a swordfight. How does jumping around like a monkey with 2 tons on his back mean anything in a swordfight? Try to be relevant peeps. SS cleaves bullets in two ... not because he is superhumanly fast. He isn't. He has skillz. Pure and simple. And skill is all that matters in a swordfight. Ask 80 year old Iaijitsu masters who knock younguns around and cleave through tree trunks in a single draw of their katana. Skill. Not strength. Not agility or even speed. Skill, mastery and training.

SS can cut Jack, he can win. I don't give a crap how many robots Jack runs through and cartoon goofy as sh!t so-called gods. It's not the same type of battle.

If Jack fights 'powerful' gods and the like, then yes, this is a mismatch. But it's easy to claim he can beat such and such a god... but in Jack's universe, what exactly have those 'gods' done that make em godly?

Silly retorts here on an ancient post/thread IMHO.

...Wait... are you being serious in this post?

Define serious.

So...no? Good.

.....Wait, are you being serious when you say to "define serious"(as in you asking me to explain what I'm specifically asking if you're serious about) or is that meant in the same possibly joking manner as your previous post?

I mean, you know how on sitcoms they'll be all like "WOMAN, ARE YOU FINALLY READY GO?" Woman walks in with no clothes on. Response: "Um....Define ready? lol" lol

#50 Posted by HolySerpent (12430 posts) - - Show Bio

Mee09 is right jack stomps hard