Samurai Jack VS Green Goblin
Jack will put up a good fight, he'll use his sword to block the razor bat and pumpkin bombs, use his speed and "jump good" ability to keep up with the Glider but I think Osborn takes this because of his strength.
@Anjales: @spystreak: @Nefarious: @SilverMan91: None of you watch samurai jack, I'm just gonna bring up a few feats that make this SPIDER-MAN villain piss himself; 1.Surviving RE-ENTRY into the earths atmosphere with a burned out suit that was disintegrated before impact.......he shook it off and kept walking (durability feat)
2.Surviving a 700 TON sumo belly flop him with no injury...and rolled him off (durability/strength feat).
3.Gets ambushed by elite bounty hunters who had prepared for days (the whole episode was about them preparing for him)... they had everything planed out and it was cold... a drop of water off an icicle fell....they all died before it hit the ground except one that was on her knees in tears (speed/reaction feat).
4.He was in a bar full of bounty hunters that wanted him dead....he ordered a glass of water.. they got up... he dropped the glass...killed every one including the bartender... caught it and took a sip (speed/reaction feat).
5.Jump Good....to jump good he had to carry multi-ton boulders on his arms, legs and back (sometimes they put like 5-13 monkeys on top to add more wieght),swing off and climb up vines, run through rivers, do leg push ups with a big boulder and 13 monkeys on top, climb a mountain, do running back/front flips and high wire on vines.. when he was done he was hopping like golden age superman..leaping over canopy's of giant oak trees that seemed taller than sky scrapers in single bounds at incredible speeds..... http://vimeo.com/7212184........nuff said (speed/strength feat).
6.A giant yeti grinds his face against the side of a mountain creating sparks from the friction... he gets up and kills that mofo (durability feat).
7.The 3 Blind Archers, magically enhanced master marksman that fire arrows faster than Gatling-gun fire, they flatten armies faster than jack, he walked into their line of sight and dodged every single magic arrow, ran up their tower and blitzed them........BLINDFOLDED (speed/reaction feat)
8.The sword can cut anything in the hands of those who are pure of heart, in the hands of evil its useless, jack who is pure of heart can hurt anyone he wants to with it and it doesn't matter if they are good or bad, if Goblin had it the only thing he could do with it is screw himself cuz he can't do a thing with it cuz he isn't pure of heart.
9.The sword was forged by Odin, Vishnu and Ra (Norse, Hindu and Egyptian gods),cleaves through almost anything in one swing that isn't strong magic and even cuts jack-verse adamantium infused with Aku's magic with enough force, Osborne isn't neither magic nor is he adamantium.
10.Jack deflects/dodges/tanks bullets from futuristic machine-guns, lasers, rockets, magic, lightning, and pure darkness on a weekly basis (speed/reaction feat)
11.Solos armies of thousands of titanium beetle robots days on end for sh!ts and giggles
12.Gets cut by robots that can cut stone pillars in half and barely bleeds (durability feat).
13.Handles battalions with his bare fists and busts giant mechs with a single kick
14. Makes a fool out of Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness that conquered the world for thousands of years after sending jack into the future, on a weekly basis and even admits it to jacks face.
15.Destroys Demongo, one of the most powerful of Aku's minions who is formless (can't be hurt, like a logia), can teleport and summon the souls of the worlds most skilled and dangerous warriors (including werewolves) by the hundreds, and when they die again can be re-summoned back to full health almost instantly. jack won by out fighting the soul warriors for days and figured out how to defeat Demongo (by killing a warrior and riding his soul back into Demongo and killing him from the inside out). Green Goblin is no Demongo (skill/endurance/intelligence feat)
16.Got turned into a rooster and still was killing robots (without the sword)
17.Outran a futuristic motorbike transformer lookin dude
So........who believes that a simple pumpkin bomb or a razor bat is gonna stop jack........any takers...no...thought not. This thread is ridiculous, the very notion that Osborne even had a shot is ludicrous, a SPIDER-MAN villain........really? Not even Hulk can stop this. SPITE THREAD!!!!!
Spite.... Regular Jack can take Norman with both hands tied and blindfolded
I wonder who Old Jack could take....
@Ancient_0f_Days said:
@Anjales: @spystreak: @Nefarious: @SilverMan91: None of you watch samurai jack, I'm just gonna bring up a few feats that make this SPIDER-MAN villain piss himself; 1.Surviving RE-ENTRY into the earths atmosphere with a burned out suit that was disintegrated before impact.......he shook it off and kept walking (durability feat)
2.Surviving a 700 TON sumo belly flop him with no injury...and rolled him off (durability/strength feat).
3.Gets ambushed by elite bounty hunters who had prepared for days (the whole episode was about them preparing for him)... they had everything planed out and it was cold... a drop of water off an icicle fell....they all died before it hit the ground except one that was on her knees in tears (speed/reaction feat).
4.He was in a bar full of bounty hunters that wanted him dead....he ordered a glass of water.. they got up... he dropped the glass...killed every one including the bartender... caught it and took a sip (speed/reaction feat).
5.Jump Good....to jump good he had to carry multi-ton boulders on his arms, legs and back (sometimes they put like 5-13 monkeys on top to add more wieght),swing off and climb up vines, run through rivers, do leg push ups with a big boulder and 13 monkeys on top, climb a mountain, do running back/front flips and high wire on vines.. when he was done he was hopping like golden age superman..leaping over canopy's of giant oak trees that seemed taller than sky scrapers in single bounds at incredible speeds..... http://vimeo.com/7212184........nuff said (speed/strength feat).
6.A giant yeti grinds his face against the side of a mountain creating sparks from the friction... he gets up and kills that mofo (durability feat).
7.The 3 Blind Archers, magically enhanced master marksman that fire arrows faster than Gatling-gun fire, they flatten armies faster than jack, he walked into their line of sight and dodged every single magic arrow, ran up their tower and blitzed them........BLINDFOLDED (speed/reaction feat)
8.The sword can cut anything in the hands of those who are pure of heart, in the hands of evil its useless, jack who is pure of heart can hurt anyone he wants to with it and it doesn't matter if they are good or bad, if Goblin had it the only thing he could do with it is screw himself cuz he can't do a thing with it cuz he isn't pure of heart.
9.The sword was forged by Odin, Vishnu and Ra (Norse, Hindu and Egyptian gods),cleaves through almost anything in one swing that isn't strong magic and even cuts jack-verse adamantium infused with Aku's magic with enough force, Osborne isn't neither magic nor is he adamantium.
10.Jack deflects/dodges/tanks bullets from futuristic machine-guns, lasers, rockets, magic, lightning, and pure darkness on a weekly basis (speed/reaction feat)
11.Solos armies of thousands of titanium beetle robots days on end for sh!ts and giggles
12.Gets cut by robots that can cut stone pillars in half and barely bleeds (durability feat).
13.Handles battalions with his bare fists and busts giant mechs with a single kick
14. Makes a fool out of Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness that conquered the world for thousands of years after sending jack into the future, on a weekly basis and even admits it to jacks face.
15.Destroys Demongo, one of the most powerful of Aku's minions who is formless (can't be hurt, like a logia), can teleport and summon the souls of the worlds most skilled and dangerous warriors (including werewolves) by the hundreds, and when they die again can be re-summoned back to full health almost instantly. jack won by out fighting the soul warriors for days and figured out how to defeat Demongo (by killing a warrior and riding his soul back into Demongo and killing him from the inside out). Green Goblin is no Demongo (skill/endurance/intelligence feat)
16.Got turned into a rooster and still was killing robots (without the sword)
17.Outran a futuristic motorbike transformer lookin dude
So........who believes that a simple pumpkin bomb or a razor bat is gonna stop jack........any takers...no...thought not. This thread is ridiculous, the very notion that Osborne even had a shot is ludicrous, a SPIDER-MAN villain........really? Not even Hulk can stop this. SPITE THREAD!!!!!
I think we found someone who can finally solve our Zoom problem...
@nickzambuto said:
@Ancient_0f_Days said:
@Anjales: @spystreak: @Nefarious: @SilverMan91: None of you watch samurai jack, I'm just gonna bring up a few feats that make this SPIDER-MAN villain piss himself; 1.Surviving RE-ENTRY into the earths atmosphere with a burned out suit that was disintegrated before impact.......he shook it off and kept walking (durability feat)
2.Surviving a 700 TON sumo belly flop him with no injury...and rolled him off (durability/strength feat).
3.Gets ambushed by elite bounty hunters who had prepared for days (the whole episode was about them preparing for him)... they had everything planed out and it was cold... a drop of water off an icicle fell....they all died before it hit the ground except one that was on her knees in tears (speed/reaction feat).
4.He was in a bar full of bounty hunters that wanted him dead....he ordered a glass of water.. they got up... he dropped the glass...killed every one including the bartender... caught it and took a sip (speed/reaction feat).
5.Jump Good....to jump good he had to carry multi-ton boulders on his arms, legs and back (sometimes they put like 5-13 monkeys on top to add more wieght),swing off and climb up vines, run through rivers, do leg push ups with a big boulder and 13 monkeys on top, climb a mountain, do running back/front flips and high wire on vines.. when he was done he was hopping like golden age superman..leaping over canopy's of giant oak trees that seemed taller than sky scrapers in single bounds at incredible speeds..... http://vimeo.com/7212184........nuff said (speed/strength feat).
6.A giant yeti grinds his face against the side of a mountain creating sparks from the friction... he gets up and kills that mofo (durability feat).
7.The 3 Blind Archers, magically enhanced master marksman that fire arrows faster than Gatling-gun fire, they flatten armies faster than jack, he walked into their line of sight and dodged every single magic arrow, ran up their tower and blitzed them........BLINDFOLDED (speed/reaction feat)
8.The sword can cut anything in the hands of those who are pure of heart, in the hands of evil its useless, jack who is pure of heart can hurt anyone he wants to with it and it doesn't matter if they are good or bad, if Goblin had it the only thing he could do with it is screw himself cuz he can't do a thing with it cuz he isn't pure of heart.
9.The sword was forged by Odin, Vishnu and Ra (Norse, Hindu and Egyptian gods),cleaves through almost anything in one swing that isn't strong magic and even cuts jack-verse adamantium infused with Aku's magic with enough force, Osborne isn't neither magic nor is he adamantium.
10.Jack deflects/dodges/tanks bullets from futuristic machine-guns, lasers, rockets, magic, lightning, and pure darkness on a weekly basis (speed/reaction feat)
11.Solos armies of thousands of titanium beetle robots days on end for sh!ts and giggles
12.Gets cut by robots that can cut stone pillars in half and barely bleeds (durability feat).
13.Handles battalions with his bare fists and busts giant mechs with a single kick
14. Makes a fool out of Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness that conquered the world for thousands of years after sending jack into the future, on a weekly basis and even admits it to jacks face.
15.Destroys Demongo, one of the most powerful of Aku's minions who is formless (can't be hurt, like a logia), can teleport and summon the souls of the worlds most skilled and dangerous warriors (including werewolves) by the hundreds, and when they die again can be re-summoned back to full health almost instantly. jack won by out fighting the soul warriors for days and figured out how to defeat Demongo (by killing a warrior and riding his soul back into Demongo and killing him from the inside out). Green Goblin is no Demongo (skill/endurance/intelligence feat)
16.Got turned into a rooster and still was killing robots (without the sword)
17.Outran a futuristic motorbike transformer lookin dude
So........who believes that a simple pumpkin bomb or a razor bat is gonna stop jack........any takers...no...thought not. This thread is ridiculous, the very notion that Osborne even had a shot is ludicrous, a SPIDER-MAN villain........really? Not even Hulk can stop this. SPITE THREAD!!!!!
I think we found someone who can finally solve our Zoom problem...
....how would any of those feats indicate that Jack would be able to do anything to Zoom?
@Jezer said:
@nickzambuto said:
@Ancient_0f_Days said:
@Anjales: @spystreak: @Nefarious: @SilverMan91: None of you watch samurai jack, I'm just gonna bring up a few feats that make this SPIDER-MAN villain piss himself; 1.Surviving RE-ENTRY into the earths atmosphere with a burned out suit that was disintegrated before impact.......he shook it off and kept walking (durability feat)
2.Surviving a 700 TON sumo belly flop him with no injury...and rolled him off (durability/strength feat).
3.Gets ambushed by elite bounty hunters who had prepared for days (the whole episode was about them preparing for him)... they had everything planed out and it was cold... a drop of water off an icicle fell....they all died before it hit the ground except one that was on her knees in tears (speed/reaction feat).
4.He was in a bar full of bounty hunters that wanted him dead....he ordered a glass of water.. they got up... he dropped the glass...killed every one including the bartender... caught it and took a sip (speed/reaction feat).
5.Jump Good....to jump good he had to carry multi-ton boulders on his arms, legs and back (sometimes they put like 5-13 monkeys on top to add more wieght),swing off and climb up vines, run through rivers, do leg push ups with a big boulder and 13 monkeys on top, climb a mountain, do running back/front flips and high wire on vines.. when he was done he was hopping like golden age superman..leaping over canopy's of giant oak trees that seemed taller than sky scrapers in single bounds at incredible speeds..... http://vimeo.com/7212184........nuff said (speed/strength feat).
6.A giant yeti grinds his face against the side of a mountain creating sparks from the friction... he gets up and kills that mofo (durability feat).
7.The 3 Blind Archers, magically enhanced master marksman that fire arrows faster than Gatling-gun fire, they flatten armies faster than jack, he walked into their line of sight and dodged every single magic arrow, ran up their tower and blitzed them........BLINDFOLDED (speed/reaction feat)
8.The sword can cut anything in the hands of those who are pure of heart, in the hands of evil its useless, jack who is pure of heart can hurt anyone he wants to with it and it doesn't matter if they are good or bad, if Goblin had it the only thing he could do with it is screw himself cuz he can't do a thing with it cuz he isn't pure of heart.
9.The sword was forged by Odin, Vishnu and Ra (Norse, Hindu and Egyptian gods),cleaves through almost anything in one swing that isn't strong magic and even cuts jack-verse adamantium infused with Aku's magic with enough force, Osborne isn't neither magic nor is he adamantium.
10.Jack deflects/dodges/tanks bullets from futuristic machine-guns, lasers, rockets, magic, lightning, and pure darkness on a weekly basis (speed/reaction feat)
11.Solos armies of thousands of titanium beetle robots days on end for sh!ts and giggles
12.Gets cut by robots that can cut stone pillars in half and barely bleeds (durability feat).
13.Handles battalions with his bare fists and busts giant mechs with a single kick
14. Makes a fool out of Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness that conquered the world for thousands of years after sending jack into the future, on a weekly basis and even admits it to jacks face.
15.Destroys Demongo, one of the most powerful of Aku's minions who is formless (can't be hurt, like a logia), can teleport and summon the souls of the worlds most skilled and dangerous warriors (including werewolves) by the hundreds, and when they die again can be re-summoned back to full health almost instantly. jack won by out fighting the soul warriors for days and figured out how to defeat Demongo (by killing a warrior and riding his soul back into Demongo and killing him from the inside out). Green Goblin is no Demongo (skill/endurance/intelligence feat)
16.Got turned into a rooster and still was killing robots (without the sword)
17.Outran a futuristic motorbike transformer lookin dude
So........who believes that a simple pumpkin bomb or a razor bat is gonna stop jack........any takers...no...thought not. This thread is ridiculous, the very notion that Osborne even had a shot is ludicrous, a SPIDER-MAN villain........really? Not even Hulk can stop this. SPITE THREAD!!!!!
I think we found someone who can finally solve our Zoom problem...
....how would any of those feats indicate that Jack would be able to do anything to Zoom?
It was a joke. Whenever Zoom is in a match on this site he pretty much always wins. People were starting to ask (sarcastically) if he could take on Galactus and whatnot, hence "our Zoom problem."
@Killemall said:
@nickzambuto said:
@(((Prodigy))) said:
Jack wins via Toon Force.Jack doesn't have toon force.
This is something i have always been wondering, what exactly is "toon force" ??
You know how Bugs Bunny can pull a stick of dynomite out of thin air then blow it up in Daffy's face, who in turn is turned to ashes but in the very next moment is back to normal? That's toon force. All that crap Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse and all them can do.
@(((Prodigy))): Jack wins due to superior skill, physical ability, and showings....
As far as I can tell, Jack doesn't make use of Toonforce
No, but he has a lot of training ranging from being taught archery by Robin Hood to Martial arts by Buddhist Monks. He also posses a magical swords which Odin, Ra, and Vishnu created.@(((Prodigy))) said:
Jack wins via Toon Force.Jack doesn't have toon force.
If all else fails he can ask his ancestors for help, like he did when he fought against the androids made of adamantium who nearly killed him.
@OmegaDynasty said:
@nickzambuto said:No, but he has a lot of training ranging from being taught archery by Robin Hood to Martial arts by Buddhist Monks. He also posses a magical swords which Odin, Ra, and Vishnu created. If all else fails he can ask his ancestors for help, like he did when he fought against the androids made of adamantium who nearly killed him.@(((Prodigy))) said:
Jack wins via Toon Force.Jack doesn't have toon force.
Not saying Jack loses, just that he doesn't have toon force.
He doesn't have physical stats better then peak humans all those things he does that look like super humans strength is all skill (jumping high in the air, throwing people really far, etc) Just watch the episode where he has to help the Scotsman save his wife. He is unable to lift a rock but then he throws a guy who was the equivalent of 10 rocks in the same scene.@(((Prodigy))): Jack wins due to superior skill, physical ability, and showings....
As far as I can tell, Jack doesn't make use of Toonforce
I was under the impression that nearly all cartoon characters have the Toon Force, at least to some degree.@OmegaDynasty said:
@nickzambuto said:No, but he has a lot of training ranging from being taught archery by Robin Hood to Martial arts by Buddhist Monks. He also posses a magical swords which Odin, Ra, and Vishnu created. If all else fails he can ask his ancestors for help, like he did when he fought against the androids made of adamantium who nearly killed him.@(((Prodigy))) said:
Jack wins via Toon Force.Jack doesn't have toon force.
Not saying Jack loses, just that he doesn't have toon force.
I mean, some of his feats listed in this thread include surviving reentry into earth's atmosphere, creating sparks when a yeti drags his face across a mountain, surviving being squashed bya 700 ton sumo wrestler...
Those are things even the Hulk couldn't do if we take them as 100% serious feats.
So either Samurai Jack is like twice as powerful as the Hulk, or his feats are somewhat Toon Force'd and shouldn't be taken as 100% serious.
@(((Prodigy))): Hulk can do everything mentioned there.Maybe, if he's enraged as f**k.
But under standard conditions he's closer to the 100 ton range. Not 700.
@(((Prodigy))) said:
@nickzambuto said:I was under the impression that nearly all cartoon characters have the Toon Force, at least to some degree. I mean, some of his feats listed in this thread include surviving reentry into earth's atmosphere, creating sparks when a yeti drags his face across a mountain, surviving being squashed bya 700 ton sumo wrestler... Those are things even the Hulk couldn't do if we take them as 100% serious feats. So either Samurai Jack is like twice as powerful as the Hulk, or his feats are somewhat Toon Force'd and shouldn't be taken as 100% serious.@OmegaDynasty said:
@nickzambuto said:No, but he has a lot of training ranging from being taught archery by Robin Hood to Martial arts by Buddhist Monks. He also posses a magical swords which Odin, Ra, and Vishnu created. If all else fails he can ask his ancestors for help, like he did when he fought against the androids made of adamantium who nearly killed him.@(((Prodigy))) said:
Jack wins via Toon Force.Jack doesn't have toon force.
Not saying Jack loses, just that he doesn't have toon force.
Toon force and doing batsh*t crazy stuff are different.
I can't really explain it. Toon Force is just the omnipotent ability to do anything that some toons possess. Bugs Bunny is immortal and a matter manipulator (among other things) Jack is just very skilled.
Of course his feats are in the superhuman range, but it's not toon force that allows him to do all of it.
@jashro44 said:
@steelhound56 said:He doesn't have physical stats better then peak humans all those things he does that look like super humans strength is all skill (jumping high in the air, throwing people really far, etc) Just watch the episode where he has to help the Scotsman save his wife. He is unable to lift a rock but then he throws a guy who was the equivalent of 10 rocks in the same scene.@(((Prodigy))): Jack wins due to superior skill, physical ability, and showings....
As far as I can tell, Jack doesn't make use of Toonforce
So you are saying a peak human can jump stories upon stories in the air? That's a strength feat, you could be as skilled as Bruce Lee and still not be able to jump very high. Watch the "jump good" episode. Jack displays superhuman feats of strength and speed on a regular basis, episode after episode.
He is beyond a peak human's abilities. Yes, he is very skilled, but he has to possess some degree of superhuman stats in order to pull off some of the stuff he does in the show.
Jumping so high that appears to fly, falling from incredible heights with no signs of injury, soloing entire armies, parrying machine gun fire, fighting the Scotsman, etc. all show he possesses superhuman strength, speed, agility, reflexes, and an unreal amount of combat skill
Well, other than that conversation that has nothing to do with this thread whatsoever, Jack won last week, soooo.......LOCK THIS MOTHAF#@KA!!!!!
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