VS
Who wins?
Discuss, and give logical, thoughtful reasons for your answers. Any non-thoughtful answers will result in a default win for the opposite side.
VS
Who wins?
Discuss, and give logical, thoughtful reasons for your answers. Any non-thoughtful answers will result in a default win for the opposite side.
After long, hard consideration, I'd give this battle to Jell-O. First of all, Jello is God. Pie is Jesus. Sea food is the devil. Ice Cream is the Pope. Also, Jell-O is powdered gelatin, flavorings and sugar or artificial sweeteners, that is dissolved in boiling water, then chilled and allowed to set or pre-prepared pudding or gelatin that comes in a small plastic cup. Sometimes fruit, vegetables, whipped cream, or other ingredients are added to make often elaborate desserts that can be molded into any number of shapes. On the downside, Jell-O must be refrigerated until served, which could leave it vulnerable in this battle. To make up for this weakness, Jell-O can rely on it's centuries of combat experience. (As you may know, Jell-O was first documented in 1845, long before any "noobs".) Jell-O also comes in (or has come in) nearly 50 flavors and almost half as many puddings. And to finish, Bill Cosby can come in for a coup de grace delivered via pudding pop.
Buckshot says:
"After long, hard consideration, I'd give this battle to Jell-O. First of all, Jello is God. Pie is Jesus. Sea food is the devil. Ice Cream is the Pope. Also, Jell-O is powdered gelatin, flavorings and sugar or artificial sweeteners, that is dissolved in boiling water, then chilled and allowed to set or pre-prepared pudding or gelatin that comes in a small plastic cup. Sometimes fruit, vegetables, whipped cream, or other ingredients are added to make often elaborate desserts that can be molded into any number of shapes. On the downside, Jell-O *must* be refrigerated until served, which could leave it vulnerable in this battle. To make up for this weakness, Jell-O can rely on it's centuries of combat experience. (As you may know, Jell-O was first documented in 1845, long before any "noobs".) Jell-O also comes in (or has come in) nearly 50 flavors and almost half as many puddings. And to finish, Bill Cosby can come in for a coup de grace delivered via pudding pop. "
I agree with this statement because of all the evidence provided by Buckshot. Jell-O has been around for over a century and comes in a variety of flavors, before the creation of a "Noob". Jell-O wins.
Buckshot says:
"After long, hard consideration, I'd give this battle to Jell-O. First of all, Jello is God. Pie is Jesus. Sea food is the devil. Ice Cream is the Pope. Also, Jell-O is powdered gelatin, flavorings and sugar or artificial sweeteners, that is dissolved in boiling water, then chilled and allowed to set or pre-prepared pudding or gelatin that comes in a small plastic cup. Sometimes fruit, vegetables, whipped cream, or other ingredients are added to make often elaborate desserts that can be molded into any number of shapes. On the downside, Jell-O *must* be refrigerated until served, which could leave it vulnerable in this battle. To make up for this weakness, Jell-O can rely on it's centuries of combat experience. (As you may know, Jell-O was first documented in 1845, long before any "noobs".) Jell-O also comes in (or has come in) nearly 50 flavors and almost half as many puddings. And to finish, Bill Cosby can come in for a coup de grace delivered via pudding pop. "
I agree with this statement because of all the evidence provided by Buckshot. Jell-O has been around for over a century and comes in a variety of flavors, before the creation of a "Noob". Jell-O wins.
I'm trying to figure out how to turn my pool into a giant tub of Jell-O. That's been one of my dreams for a few years now.
Buckshot says:
"I'm trying to figure out how to turn my pool into a giant tub of Jell-O. That's been one of my dreams for a few years now."
It can be done up North during the winter. I've actually seen it.
That's the problem I've had, getting it cold enough. I'm in Florida so it's never cold. Maybe next time I visit some relatives higher up I can try it.
I used to live in Alaska, and they did it during Polar Bear Days. Pretty sweet seeing bikini-clad women run through the snow only to dive into a pool of Jell-O. Awesome!
No one can defy my reasoning. My points are finer than a Victoria's secret model and sharper than a ginsu knife. My words and logic crush you into dust.
Where as I don't like that an anime character is in the pic vs Jell-o I do have to agree that the Jell-O beats most Noob battle threads.
Sorry, the anime came up in google image search under noob. I'll be more sensitive to the anime/manga philes in the future.
It's cool man. It was actually really funny and you have the right to make yourself heard, especially if i is funny. Like the thread by the way.
I know it's late but I would go with jello as well. Jello won't scream if you try to nail it to the wall.
Post Edited:2007-07-04 04:56:56
Hagane Enna says:
"I know it's laye but I would go with jello as well. Jello won't scream if you try to nail it to the wall."
That's if you can nail it to the wall.
Definitely the jelly.
I went with jelly instead of jello because it sort of rhymed that way, not just to anglicise it.
awww lets cut the crap
the real battle is not between noobs and jello lets get it right the real battle should be between lemon Jello and Lime Jello vs a mob of angry senior citizens with no teeth!
hell yeah!
go old people!
I luuurve green jelly. I am Rod Hull, I am him.
There are about 8 people in the world who get that.
This might help.
Post Edited:2007-07-04 09:11:35
Buckshot says:
"That's the problem I've had, getting it cold enough. I'm in Florida so it's never cold. Maybe next time I visit some relatives higher up I can try it."
The keeping it cold thing is an issue but if you have the money you can use either alot of fire extinguishers, or fire some nitrogen at it for a few hours to make it cold. An Indoor pool could work too.
as much as i hate to admit it i think that the winner would be stupid noobs posting pointless battles. sad but true.
People that are new to the forum do not have the time to dig up past battles, and may want a new view on a battle. Since comic book lore constantly changes its only a cretin that would shoot down topics that are new to a user joining this forum. Its only an inept jackass that would think they possessed some type of forum superiority complex to suggest such a thing.
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