#1 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

VS

Who wins?

Discuss, and give logical, thoughtful reasons for your answers. Any non-thoughtful answers will result in a default win for the opposite side.

#2 Posted by Buckshot (18925 posts) - - Show Bio

After long, hard consideration, I'd give this battle to Jell-O. First of all, Jello is God. Pie is Jesus. Sea food is the devil. Ice Cream is the Pope. Also, Jell-O is powdered gelatin, flavorings and sugar or artificial sweeteners, that is dissolved in boiling water, then chilled and allowed to set or pre-prepared pudding or gelatin that comes in a small plastic cup. Sometimes fruit, vegetables, whipped cream, or other ingredients are added to make often elaborate desserts that can be molded into any number of shapes. On the downside, Jell-O must be refrigerated until served, which could leave it vulnerable in this battle. To make up for this weakness, Jell-O can rely on it's centuries of combat experience. (As you may know, Jell-O was first documented in 1845, long before any "noobs".) Jell-O also comes in (or has come in) nearly 50 flavors and almost half as many puddings. And to finish, Bill Cosby can come in for a coup de grace delivered via pudding pop.

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#3 Posted by Boken (7757 posts) - - Show Bio

Noobs shall never win against anyone.

#4 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"After long, hard consideration, I'd give this battle to Jell-O. First of all, Jello is God. Pie is Jesus. Sea food is the devil. Ice Cream is the Pope. Also, Jell-O is powdered gelatin, flavorings and sugar or artificial sweeteners, that is dissolved in boiling water, then chilled and allowed to set or pre-prepared pudding or gelatin that comes in a small plastic cup. Sometimes fruit, vegetables, whipped cream, or other ingredients are added to make often elaborate desserts that can be molded into any number of shapes. On the downside, Jell-O *must* be refrigerated until served, which could leave it vulnerable in this battle. To make up for this weakness, Jell-O can rely on it's centuries of combat experience. (As you may know, Jell-O was first documented in 1845, long before any "noobs".) Jell-O also comes in (or has come in) nearly 50 flavors and almost half as many puddings. And to finish, Bill Cosby can come in for a coup de grace delivered via pudding pop. "

I agree with this statement because of all the evidence provided by Buckshot. Jell-O has been around for over a century and comes in a variety of flavors, before the creation of a "Noob". Jell-O wins.

#5 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"After long, hard consideration, I'd give this battle to Jell-O. First of all, Jello is God. Pie is Jesus. Sea food is the devil. Ice Cream is the Pope. Also, Jell-O is powdered gelatin, flavorings and sugar or artificial sweeteners, that is dissolved in boiling water, then chilled and allowed to set or pre-prepared pudding or gelatin that comes in a small plastic cup. Sometimes fruit, vegetables, whipped cream, or other ingredients are added to make often elaborate desserts that can be molded into any number of shapes. On the downside, Jell-O *must* be refrigerated until served, which could leave it vulnerable in this battle. To make up for this weakness, Jell-O can rely on it's centuries of combat experience. (As you may know, Jell-O was first documented in 1845, long before any "noobs".) Jell-O also comes in (or has come in) nearly 50 flavors and almost half as many puddings. And to finish, Bill Cosby can come in for a coup de grace delivered via pudding pop. "

I agree with this statement because of all the evidence provided by Buckshot. Jell-O has been around for over a century and comes in a variety of flavors, before the creation of a "Noob". Jell-O wins.

#6 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmm..........double posting may skew the results. I need more data.

#7 Posted by Sketchtor (1396 posts) - - Show Bio

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ jell-o. We call it jelly here in New Zealand. weird.

#8 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

We use jelly for...other purposes. I may post that pointless battle at another time.

#9 Posted by Sketchtor (1396 posts) - - Show Bio

Prodigious Man says:

"We use jelly for...other purposes. I may post that pointless battle at another time."

When you do I'm so there.

#10 Posted by Buckshot (18925 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm trying to figure out how to turn my pool into a giant tub of Jell-O. That's been one of my dreams for a few years now.

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#11 Posted by Sketchtor (1396 posts) - - Show Bio

Messy but so worth it.

#12 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"I'm trying to figure out how to turn my pool into a giant tub of Jell-O. That's been one of my dreams for a few years now."

It can be done up North during the winter. I've actually seen it.

#13 Posted by Buckshot (18925 posts) - - Show Bio

That's the problem I've had, getting it cold enough. I'm in Florida so it's never cold. Maybe next time I visit some relatives higher up I can try it.

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#14 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

I used to live in Alaska, and they did it during Polar Bear Days. Pretty sweet seeing bikini-clad women run through the snow only to dive into a pool of Jell-O. Awesome!

#15 Posted by Buckshot (18925 posts) - - Show Bio

I bet. I'll do it, someday.

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#16 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

I think we derailed the thread ourselves.

#17 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Any other takers? I'm about to declare a winner.

#18 Posted by Buckshot (18925 posts) - - Show Bio

No one can defy my reasoning. My points are finer than a Victoria's secret model and sharper than a ginsu knife. My words and logic crush you into dust.

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#19 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

The trophy goes to..............Jell-O!

#20 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

Where as I don't like that an anime character is in the pic vs Jell-o I do have to agree that the Jell-O beats most Noob battle threads.

#21 Posted by Darkchild (41297 posts) - - Show Bio

lmao Pro u are one of the funniest people on here cause well ur so damn random and it makes sense

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#22 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Sorry, the anime came up in google image search under noob. I'll be more sensitive to the anime/manga philes in the future.

#23 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

It's cool man. It was actually really funny and you have the right to make yourself heard, especially if i is funny. Like the thread by the way.

#24 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

Noob would win. Sickest MK character ever!

#25 Posted by Hagane Enna (7450 posts) - - Show Bio

I know it's late but I would go with jello as well. Jello won't scream if you try to nail it to the wall.
Post Edited:2007-07-04 04:56:56

#26 Posted by Ms. Invisible (3292 posts) - - Show Bio

Hagane Enna says:

"I know it's laye but I would go with jello as well. Jello won't scream if you try to nail it to the wall."

That's if you can nail it to the wall.

#27 Posted by Hagane Enna (7450 posts) - - Show Bio

Good point. Yeah, the jello definitely wins.

#28 Posted by Cosmic Sentinel (3749 posts) - - Show Bio

Definitely the jelly.

I went with jelly instead of jello because it sort of rhymed that way, not just to anglicise it.

#29 Posted by Nameless one (516 posts) - - Show Bio

awww lets cut the crap

the real battle is not between noobs and jello lets get it right the real battle should be between lemon Jello and Lime Jello vs a mob of angry senior citizens with no teeth!

hell yeah!

go old people!

#30 Posted by Cosmic Sentinel (3749 posts) - - Show Bio

I luuurve green jelly. I am Rod Hull, I am him.

There are about 8 people in the world who get that.

This might help.


Post Edited:2007-07-04 09:11:35

#31 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - - Show Bio

I still say that a Noob's post still looses.

#32 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"That's the problem I've had, getting it cold enough. I'm in Florida so it's never cold. Maybe next time I visit some relatives higher up I can try it."

The keeping it cold thing is an issue but if you have the money you can use either alot of fire extinguishers, or fire some nitrogen at it for a few hours to make it cold. An Indoor pool could work too.

#33 Posted by Lady Tlieso (10198 posts) - - Show Bio

as much as i hate to admit it i think that the winner would be stupid noobs posting pointless battles. sad but true.

#34 Posted by Joygirl (20119 posts) - - Show Bio

While it took time for them to be given a proper label, noobs have existed for millenia. When the first caveman invented fire, there was a hairy, unwashed proto-noob who attempted to light a fart with it, and then said that Goku won.

#35 Posted by Beerhappy (283 posts) - - Show Bio

People that are new to the forum do not have the time to dig up past battles, and may want a new view on a battle. Since comic book lore constantly changes its only a cretin that would shoot down topics that are new to a user joining this forum. Its only an inept jackass that would think they possessed some type of forum superiority complex to suggest such a thing.