Ronald Mcdonald Vs The Joker

Morals Off.

This Is Battle Takes Place At A Run Down Mcdonalds Restaurant

Joker Has A AK-47

Ronald Has A Burger And Fries

Ronald Has A Burger And Fries.

Who Wins And Why?

Burger King already Killed Ronald.

Joker McStomps

@mysticmedivh: So you're saying it ends in sex/a baby?

That wasn't my initial thought, but nothing is impossible... Right?

Ron

@mysticmedivh said:

This

@mysticmedivh: Not if you want it to be, but who would?

Nevermind. Some sick bastard undoubtedly would.

Should this baby ever come to existence, he would be a greater threat to the world than Adolf Hitler or Godzilla. Just imagine, this baby, now man, has inherited the entire McDonald's Corporation in addition to the Joker's resources. With every bite a military would fall, as they would be unable to run a couple dozen feat without dying from cardiac arrest, or fail to fit inside of their tanks or aircraft. The Joker would later inject the patties with an odorless, colorless, liquid McJoker Gas turning the entire world into his army of obese goons. The Goddamn Batman would be cornered as Alfred became an English McMeatsac, his life would be turned upside down, and all hell would break loose!

I'm going to break some hearts here, buuuut.

Ronald Mcdonald has killed way, way more people than Joker.

This is a spite battle.

If Ronald has Grimace and the rest of the gang he could win

@themultiverse: thats a McLie. Where is the McProof?

@mysticmedivh:

Flash would make quick work of him.

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Ronald McSerial Killer mcstomps.

The Flash would be a 12,000 pound meat stack.

@wolverineistoaa: Nope.