No prep, no secret service. The fight breaks out spontaneously in the middle of a debate. Who wins?
Romney vs Obama in a fist fight
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Who cares?
I can beat them both up. Introduce them to my Harlem Backslap.
Straighten up this economic mess that we're in.
Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...
@blackadamFTW said:
Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...
Please don't kill me, it's a joke that I wanted to post. sorry if I offended anyone........
Barry O seems to honestly have more physical power. Make a tag team and Paul Ryan might solo(well probably not, but it's fun to pretend he can in my head).
@nickzambuto said:
Obama wins soley because he's black.
It you where trying to find the best possible boxer this would it may possibly be a black guy or Cuban but on an individual level Obama does not have the build.
Both men look after themselves but Obama is a good bit younger.
@PokemonDefender said:
@blackadamFTW said:
Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...
Please don't kill me, it's a joke that I wanted to post. sorry if I offended anyone........
xdLOL :D...nice pic
I've seen pics of Obama without his shirt. To be honest, he looks like he hasn't worked out a day in his life and has b****tits. Romney looks like he has a little meat on his bones.
So I'll say Romney wins. Then a massive group of people with Guy Fawkes masks and baseball bats come and beat them both senseless.
Obama a jedi? hahaha, funniest thing I've heard all day.
@ComicKID777 said:
@Vaeternus: you must not watch alot of boxing
Actually, I do when I can but boxing as a sport whole is dead compared to other sports now days anyway... sidenote as boxed my friends for fun and took karate when I was younger. If you get tanked by a guy that weighs more it's going to hurt more typically speaking. Ali was a rare exception of course who could hit and move fast(but let's face it Obama ain't no Ali lol). Why do you think they have different weight classes? Obviously, this thread is for S%$ and giggles and no doubt a popularity contest lol. Romney has more meat on his bones and has 5 kids,so I'm sure he can take out Obama in a fist fight. Obama is thinner and often over confident which doesn't really do much for him if you really break it down. Of course an election is one thing, one on one fight is another ;)
@XImpossibruX said:
@Vaeternus: I'm joking....
I see...
@Joygirl said:
I've seen pics of Obama without his shirt. To be honest, he looks like he hasn't worked out a day in his life and has b****tits. Romney looks like he has a little meat on his bones.
So I'll say Romney wins. Then a massive group of people with Guy Fawkes masks and baseball bats come and beat them both senseless.
Actually what I thought initially, Romney definitely has more weight to him which would mean his shots would hurt more then skinny Obama. Used to play box two friends, one guy has over 100 lbs on me the other weighs little more then me, would much rather get hit from the guy few more lbs then me then the other guy lol.
@onilordasmodeus said:
I'd say tie. :o)
That's hilarious lol. I'm sure the Democrats wouldn't do fatalities though because they're against violence remember, MK1 Joe Libermann lol issued the ESRB due to MK and Doom haha. Remember that way back in the 90s lol
Obama would punch Romney in the mouth, apologize, then Romney would throw dirt in his eyes and they'll both choke each other to death with their bare hands.
@Dextersinister said:
@nickzambuto said:
Obama wins soley because he's black.
It you where trying to find the best possible boxer this would it may possibly be a black guy or Cuban but on an individual level Obama does not have the build.
Both men look after themselves but Obama is a good bit younger.
or mexican or puertorrican or....poor. Most great boxers come from a place of poverty.
Obama trained with T'challa when he was born in Africa,,,he just can't tell anyone since he lies about his birth place..j/k Obama is a lanky bullshit artist like he rest of them
@XImpossibruX said:
@Vaeternus said:
Romney
^^^^I hate it when people do that.
On topic, I think it's more likely that they'd throw their money at each other rather than punching.
Not funny at all.@blackadamFTW said:
Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...
Please don't kill me, it's a joke that I wanted to post. sorry if I offended anyone........
Obama would win if he gets the jump on Romney, if not he gasses out because he used to smoke cigarettes and probably loses.
@WaveMotionCannon said:
@PokemonDefenderNot funny at all. Obama would win if he gets the jump on Romney, if not he gasses out because he used to smoke cigarettes and probably loses.@blackadamFTW said:
Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...
Please don't kill me, it's a joke that I wanted to post. sorry if I offended anyone........
Agreed
@blackadamFTW said:
Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...
This is full of win.
@logy5000 said:
@XImpossibruX said:
@Vaeternus said:
Romney
^^^^I hate it when people do that.
On topic, I think it's more likely that they'd throw their money at each other rather than punching.
Same, reason why I didn't know he was initially kidding until he told me, was because I've actually been called such for disagreeing with Obama's policies so I was like huh? lol I also disagree with some Right policies too but there I'm never a racist lol. Obviously this joke is all jokes anyway but I hear ya.
@Vaeternus: People do it to me too. I have nothing against black people, but it's gotten to the point that you can't even disagree with a black person without being called racist.
@logy5000 said:
@Vaeternus: People do it to me too. I have nothing against black people, but it's gotten to the point that you can't even disagree with a black person without being called racist.
Pretty much, I'm also a minority myself in latino so when people tell me that I kind of laugh at times.
@logy5000:
@Vaeternus: People do it to me too. I have nothing against black people, but it's gotten to the point that you can't even disagree with a black person without being called racist.
Boo-fucking-hoo. Cry me a river. Let me guess, you've sent out surveys to every African-American in the US asking them if they think you're racist if you happen to disagree with them? No? Then on what basis could you engage in such a sweeping generalization? Because we all know that every time you disagree with a Black person, then they'll immediately call you a racist, right? And the pathetic part about it is you don't even realize what you just did. On one hand you cry about how you don't like being called a racist, and then in the same breath you stereotype all African-Americans as using the mythical "race card." Talk about a performative contradiction.
@uberhikari: Not trying to be rude, but you're overreacting quite a bit. I'm not trying to be racist, nor am I trying to be stereotypical; in fact, it was never a black person who called me racist, it was always a white person. My point was on about 10 different occasions, I said that I disagree with Obama's plans, and people immediately called me racist. No need to get so upset.
@logy5000:
Not trying to be rude, but you're overreacting quite a bit. I'm not trying to be racist, nor am I trying to be stereotypical; in fact, it was never a black person who called me racist, it was always a white person.
Are you seriously going to try and play me? You do realize that everything you write is inside this thread right? This is what you just wrote:
People do it to me too. I have nothing against black people, but it's gotten to the point that you can't even disagree with a black person without being called racist.
So which one is it? Is it white people who call you a racist like you're claiming now, or is it black people who call you a racist like you claimed previously? Were you lying then or are you lying now? You made a clear cut statement in which you stereotyped an entire racial group, but I'm the one who's overreacting?! Seriously? By way, I'm Black and although we're disagreeing I haven't called you a racist; maybe I'm an exception to the rule?
But I will say this: If you've engaged in conversations with Black people (or white people) and stereotyped them the way you just stereotyped Black people in this thread, then you should expect that more often than not, you will be called a racist. Get over yourself.
I mean imagine this scenario: You're having a conversation with a Black person and they say, "Wooo wheeee, it's getting to the point you can't even disagree with a white person without being called a nigger!" You're immediate reaction would be, they're engaging in hyperbole because they just stereotyped a whole racial group. But not only is it acceptable to say, "I can't even disagree with a black person without being called a racist," but other white people will join in buttress your claims. It's like living in the twilight zone.
@uberhikari: When I said I disagreed with a black person, I was talking about disagreeing with Obama. And yes it's quite obvious that you're black from the way you're overreacting. And I never said all white people would call me racist, I said 10 different people called me racist because of it. If you can't handle this, go give some other white guy a hard time.
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