Rocky, Apollo Creed, Thunder Lips, Drago vs Kingpin and Owl

Team 1 are in their prime and have 1 day prep. They attack team 2 while they are in a Japanese sauna. who wins?

In the sauna huh? 
 
 
Well, they're in the ring side seat to their own smack down brother! 
They look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother! 
Those freaks! 
Those phonies! 
They're rice-a-roni jabronis! 
Thunder Lips is gonna bounce them like a check from his alamonies~!  
 
C'Mon dudes! All the little Hulksters know! 
He'll hang 'em by the ropes like a South Park puppet show! 
Or rather choke hold Kingpin like Sara Lin
Then he'll leg drop Owl on Kingpin!

So...
 
Real life people up against characters who daily contend with relatively unrealistic fictional characters?
 
Yeah, going with team 2.

So...  Real life people up against characters who daily contend with relatively unrealistic fictional characters?  Yeah, going with team 2.

Well all know Apollo will get beaten to death...again but if the Rocky Theme song in the background is being played Rocky solo. Once that music is playing Rocky goes invincible and has then strength of ten men on steroids..  
 

Kingpin solos.

Kingpin solos.

If team 1 was smart, they'd go buy guns on their prep day and just shoot team 2. Team 2 wins an unarmed brawl.

Rocky does have super-human ridiculous durability.....but Team 2.

Rocky does have super-human ridiculous durabibility.....but Team 2.