Rocket Racoon vs. Bruce Lee

No weapons

In a parking garage

Morals Off

Almost positive this is a mismatch.

Racoon has no weapons

Mismatch. Bruce Lee stomps.

So?

Rocket has no prep, no weapons?

Spite...

Rocket bites Bruce in tbe neck instantly killing him

It would be more likely to give him superpowers.

Poor Rocket

Rocket.

@dagmar_merrill: oh i thought you meant that rocket would stomp.

Despite what a lot of people think, Rocket has accumulated quite a number of H2H feats in comics as of late. He also has shown some pretty strong durability and strength, Bruce while he is very well accomplished, Rocket is small and agile and can avoid a lot of attacks, so it's not really spite....but then again this is a comic character vs...well a real life one and usually that spells disaster.

All your gonna hear is WATTA! WHOPPA!.

Rocket can tank way more punishment then Bruce Lee can dish out. I'd say this is a mismatch in favor for Rocket. Rocket actually has enough strength to kill Bruce Lee too, which is what he would do. Like @wolfrazer said too, Rocket is starting to get some pretty cool H2H feats also.

@dagmar_merrill: @allstarsuperman: @mtuske: @tparks: @wolfrazer How can Rocket win if Bruce is the one man who beat Chuck Norris?

@frozen: /Sigh....those have really become boring and more annoying than anything else and Chuck is a regular human, he wouldn't beat Rocket either.

Bruce with out much effort

@wolfrazer: Chuck's superhuman. Bruce stomped him.

Bruce...

Jmarshmallow

Agreed.

@saren@sc

@frozen: I concede. :)

@frozen: No he's not....really Frozen, you're not gonna get me with those stupid facts just...no. They are both human...that's it.

If you have acknowledged it as fact then it must be true.

Fact: a thing that is known or proved to be true.

@frozen: No I'm acknowledging these so called 'facts'(there is that better?) as stupid. Ya know, I used to like these jokes up until they were used for everything regarding these two....now not so much, I don't really like them anymore.

Yes did Bruce beat Chuck? Yes that's a fact, but Chuck is just a guy.

Rocket

@frozen: Well if you're referring to the 'facts' version of Chuck then he's basically = the Living Tribunal which would make Bruce Lee is equivalent to TOAA. But I don't think that the OP is using that version lol

what kind of match is this lol