Rock VS Scissors VS Paper

VS

VS

Fight location

Each fighter starts 20 feet apart from each other on the runway. Various weapons can be found throughout the airport, ranging from nun-chucks to flamethrowers to Assault Rifles.

Micheal Jackson and his legion of zombies will also be rampaging about, destroying everything that moves (in the most fashionable of ways of course). Standard slow moving zombies, but each is armed with a bow staff and is highly trained in the use of it. Micheal himself will be equipped with a sniper rifle, and is in the airport tower picking off civilians, as well as the combatants.

The airport will self destruct in 3 minutes.

Who comes out the survivor?

(Note: None of the combatants even have to fight really, it's just whoever is left standing.)

That's a pretty big rock.......

put the scissor and the paper under the rock and they all survive.

Stalemate

@Pokeysteve said:

That's a pretty big rock.......

@Pokeysteve said:

That's a pretty big rock.......

And yet he's slow as a... brick.

Paper, it can write a note to the senator to pass a bill to have scissors and rocks removed. Plus those scissors couldn't do much damage to anything, being childrens scissors and all. Unless you mean printer paper, and not college ruled notebook paper. Printer paper would do better.

Scissors. He has too much of an underdog story going in to this fight.

Those are some pretty cool scissors...

@nickzambuto said:

@Pokeysteve said:

That's a pretty big rock.......

And yet he's slow as a... brick.

I see what you did there....

@Obtrusive said:

Paper, it can write a note to the senator to pass a bill to have scissors and rocks removed. Plus those scissors couldn't do much damage to anything, being childrens scissors and all. Unless you mean printer paper, and not college ruled notebook paper. Printer paper would do better.

The OP doesn't say anything about outside help from pen or pencil.

Rock stomps.

I thought this would be a bit more clever.

Rock wins being all immovable and shit. Scissors face him down, but eventually snaps when ran over by a luggage trolley. Paper runs like the wind.

@Pokeysteve:

ok fine, can the paper fold itself into different disguises, like oragomy stuff?

Rock crush scissors and split open paper.

Case closed

ROCK wins! ALWAYS

  @jeanroygrant said:

@Pokeysteve said:

That's a pretty big rock.......

@Obtrusive: I don't see why not. What could it be that would help at all?

@OmegaDynasty said:

@jeanroygrant said:

@Pokeysteve said:

That's a pretty big rock.......

One of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite episodes!!

@Pokeysteve: Paper disguises

@Obtrusive: Paper is biodegradable. Point Rock.

@Pokeysteve:Rock over time will turn to sand, and thats when paper can strike.

@Obtrusive: Paper will be way too old and withered to get out of bed by then.

@Pokeysteve: @Obtrusive:

You're both underestimating scissors here, he can outsmart rock and paper.

rock spite

This

ROCK

Which version of Paper are we talking about here? Because if we are talking about Office Supplies Paper, she doesn't have the feats to show that she can survive Scissors' tp, but if this is Paper after her Butcher Roll power-up, then her mental resistance is a lot stronger.

That being said, didn't Rock survive a continent busting attack? And tp doesn't really work on him, so I don't really know what either of these combatants are supposed to do to him. But then, I'm not sure what he is going to do to them either, as either of them can easily out-speed him.

If Scissors can beat Paper and absorb her speed, that might increase his attack power enough to be able to harm Rock, but if Paper beats Scissors, then it should be a stalemate.

The gun always wins

Rock Paper Scissors... Shoot!

Fucking THIS

Stalemate.

Nick wat is dis

@vinomonster said:

ROCK

XD i am done!

Bump

Rock is resilient, but paper is faster. Scissors is good on the offensive though.

I'm gonna say rock.

Rock easily

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@dygoboy: works for me

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Rock ftw

@jacthripper: The rock is bullet proof. He don't care about nuthin.

Rock, lol

The Rock lol

I'm going rock. I know paper has beaten rock before but that was PIS.

Rock.

Lizard wins

Paper has a form of precog, usually able to move in ways to avoid damage. Not only that, but with his origami technique, he can take to the skies in many forms and go for an aerial attack. This would make for a very close bout against Scissors, who is well versed in assassination techniques and has a speed advantage. However, Rock certainly takes this. His durability and damage output is just way too high, even if the others were to combine forces. He is nigh impenetrable for someone of Scissors's size (he would at least need the offensive powers of Chisel or Hammer), and Paper would have to completely wrap Rock and hold him in place to even attempt suffocation. However, all it takes is a few rolls, and Rock's opponents will be crushed. There's a reason why Killer Croc trusts him when he really needs a win.

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