Robin Hood vs Captain Jack Sparrow
in a sword fight i would like to think sparrow has it..... i thought to myself what would jack do?.. as he has been in situations that warrants the perverfulious use of black smithery items, and some such... allowing him to have acquired skills neccesitated to win this interfere with relative ease, combining his natural thievery nature of taking advantage and exploiting the good nature and assumption of fare play... would allow him to more then likely pull a pistol mid battle and Robin uttering his famous words "you cheated!!" to which Jack would reply: "Aye mate, Pirate.. move mate this shot is not meant for you."
Robin: "i could have beaten you, if you hadn't cheated!!"
Jack: "thats not much incentive for me to fight fare is it ?..."
And this day will forever be known as the day Robin hood Almost bested the famous captain jack sparrow..
Sparrow, travels the unknown seas to explore new life... new civilizations... new women... "Yes, I have gotten a bit bored with the Mediterranein (sp) women. I like to seek more. And take gold and treasures with me!"
Days later he stops across the Kingdom of Dulock. He enters by himself where he stumbles across a box that has a coin hole on it. "Wondering to himself, "WTF is this contraption?" He inserts a gold coin...
du du du du duu
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Keep your feet off the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your......face
Duloc is, Duloc is
Duloc is a perfect place
du du du du duu
Astonished he thought...
Jack Sparrow decided to take the weird contraption that sings songs and place it on his ship.
*Poof!!*
A man with green tights appears before Sparrow's eyes!
"Who... Who are you?"
The green tight man looks at Sparrow with gready eyes. and calls out.. "Oooh merry men!!"
Ta, da, da, da, da, da, whoo
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
He takes a wee percentage, but I'm not greedy
I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good
What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood
Break it down
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid
So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad
He's mad, he's really mad
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to staaa...
*Boom*
Sparrow shoots him between the eyes.
The End.
"that was long"castleking said:
"LordCosmicKing said:"that was long""
Here, I'll make it shorter...
Daffy Duck said:
"Sparrow, travels the unknown seas to explore new life... new civilizations... new women... "Yes, I have gotten a bit bored with the Mediterranein (sp) women. I like to seek more. And take gold and treasures with me!"
Days later he stops across the Kingdom of Dulock. He enters by himself where he stumbles across a box that has a coin hole on it. "Wondering to himself, "WTF is this contraption?" He inserts a gold coin...
Astonished he thought...
Jack Sparrow decided to take the weird contraption that sings songs and place it on his ship.
*Poof!!*
A man with green tights appears before Sparrow's eyes!
"Who... Who are you?"
The green tight man looks at Sparrow with gready eyes. and calls out.. "Oooh merry men!!"
*Boom*
Sparrow shoots him between the eyes.
The End.
"
robinhood has a better cuase so i think he wins. not to mention he is a jack of all trades in everything. jack might be a better overall swordsman, but robin could still do an assortment of dagger throwing and stick fighting.
"Would have to go with Captain Jack. Although Captain Morgan would do them both in."Captain Morgan? Isn't that RUM?
"The Morningstar said:Captain Morgan is the Shiznit"Would have to go with Captain Jack. Although Captain Morgan would do them both in."Captain Morgan? Isn't that RUM?"
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