#1 Posted by King Saturn (224436 posts) - - Show Bio
Who would win in a fight between Robin Hood and Captain Jack Sparrow... lets say its a Sword Fight

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#2 Edited by LordCosmicKing (2629 posts) - - Show Bio

in a sword fight i would like to think sparrow has it..... i thought to myself what would jack do?.. as he has been in situations that warrants the perverfulious use of black smithery items, and some such... allowing him to have acquired skills neccesitated to win this interfere with relative ease,  combining his natural thievery nature of taking advantage and exploiting the good nature and  assumption of fare play... would allow him to more then likely pull a pistol mid battle and Robin uttering his famous words "you cheated!!"  to which Jack would reply:  "Aye mate, Pirate.. move mate this shot is not meant for you."   

Robin: "i could have beaten you, if you hadn't cheated!!"

Jack: "thats not much incentive for me to fight fare is it ?..."

 
And this day will forever be known as the day Robin hood Almost bested the famous captain jack sparrow..

#3 Posted by King Saturn (224436 posts) - - Show Bio
LOL

Indeed
#4 Posted by LordCosmicKing (2629 posts) - - Show Bio

glad you find it amusing.  :)

#5 Posted by Daffy Duck (438 posts) - - Show Bio

Sparrow, travels the unknown seas to explore new life... new civilizations... new women... "Yes, I have gotten a bit bored with the Mediterranein (sp) women. I like to seek more. And take gold and treasures with me!"

Days later he stops across the Kingdom of Dulock. He enters by himself where he stumbles across a box that has a coin hole on it. "Wondering to himself, "WTF is this contraption?" He inserts a gold coin...

du du du du duu

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place

Keep your feet off the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your......face
Duloc is, Duloc is
Duloc is a perfect place

du du du du duu


Astonished he thought...

Jack Sparrow decided to take the weird contraption that sings songs and place it on his ship.

*Poof!!*


A man with green tights appears before Sparrow's eyes!

"Who... Who are you?"


The green tight man looks at Sparrow with gready eyes. and calls out.. "Oooh merry men!!"


Ta, da, da, da, da, da, whoo
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
He takes a wee percentage, but I'm not greedy
I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good
What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood
Break it down

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid

So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad
He's mad, he's really mad
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to staaa...



*Boom*


Sparrow shoots him between the eyes.


The End.

#6 Posted by LordCosmicKing (2629 posts) - - Show Bio

that was long

#7 Posted by King Saturn (224436 posts) - - Show Bio
LOL

Storyline Dialogue between Robin Hood and Jack Sparrow...
#8 Posted by Braise (1284 posts) - - Show Bio

Robin hood is into hip hop.

  
#9 Posted by Daffy Duck (438 posts) - - Show Bio
LordCosmicKing said:
"that was long"
castleking said:
"LordCosmicKing said:
"that was long"
"

Here, I'll make it shorter...



Daffy Duck
said:
"Sparrow, travels the unknown seas to explore new life... new civilizations... new women... "Yes, I have gotten a bit bored with the Mediterranein (sp) women. I like to seek more. And take gold and treasures with me!"

Days later he stops across the Kingdom of Dulock. He enters by himself where he stumbles across a box that has a coin hole on it. "Wondering to himself, "WTF is this contraption?" He inserts a gold coin...

  



Astonished he thought...

Jack Sparrow decided to take the weird contraption that sings songs and place it on his ship.

*Poof!!*


A man with green tights appears before Sparrow's eyes!

"Who... Who are you?"


The green tight man looks at Sparrow with gready eyes. and calls out.. "Oooh merry men!!"


  



*Boom*


Sparrow shoots him between the eyes.


The End.
"
#10 Posted by Lance Bastro (4744 posts) - - Show Bio

robinhood has a better cuase so i think he wins. not to mention he is a jack of all trades in everything. jack might be a better overall swordsman, but robin could still do an assortment of dagger throwing and stick fighting.

#11 Posted by King Saturn (224436 posts) - - Show Bio
Robin Hood : Men In Tights was a funny ass movie
#12 Posted by The Morningstar (159 posts) - - Show Bio

Would have to go with Captain Jack. Although Captain Morgan would do them both in.

#13 Posted by Stance Castro (301 posts) - - Show Bio
The Morningstar said:
"Would have to go with Captain Jack. Although Captain Morgan would do them both in."
Captain Morgan? Isn't that RUM?
#14 Posted by King Saturn (224436 posts) - - Show Bio
Stance Castro said:
"The Morningstar said:
"Would have to go with Captain Jack. Although Captain Morgan would do them both in."
Captain Morgan? Isn't that RUM?"
Captain Morgan is the Shiznit
#15 Posted by The Morningstar (159 posts) - - Show Bio

You would be correct sir, didn't specify how it would do them in.. it just would.

#16 Posted by Mystery Patron (252 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack Sparrow

#17 Posted by King Saturn (224436 posts) - - Show Bio
Whoa... he is another Interesting Thread...

Left Field Style  !
#18 Posted by High Revolutionary (3166 posts) - - Show Bio

The Hood.

#19 Posted by Mymotheriscomingforyou (28 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm......i dont know.

I guess robin has more training as he was in the army