Return of Stupid Battles!

Stilt-Man(Original) vs Armless Tiger Man

Fight takes place in this playground

It is fully populated by children, all the kids are bloodlusted and wielding magnums. They are immune to all damage.

Stilt-Man and ATM have their standard equipment. They start at opposite sides of the playground.

After 15 minutes the playground will explode.

Who survives this onslaught!?

Stilt Man dominates

Definitely Stilt Man. Actually I read a Stilt Man appearance in Champions #12 where he took on Hercules, Black Widow, Black Goliath, Angel, Ice Man, Dark Star, and Ghost Rider---AND WAS BEATING THEM BACK! Then he left, and later on Black Goliath beat him with his own leg.

Definitely Stilt Man. Actually I read a Stilt Man appearance in Champions #12 where he took on Hercules, Black Widow, Black Goliath, Angel, Ice Man, Dark Star, and Ghost Rider---AND WAS BEATING THEM BACK! Then he left, and later on Black Goliath beat him with his own leg.

Can't Stilt Man just step on Armless Tiger Man....?

@SpidermanWins said:

Can't Stilt Man just step on Armless Tiger Man....?

Armless Tiger Man is quite agile.

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins said:

Can't Stilt Man just step on Armless Tiger Man....?

Armless Tiger Man is quite agile.

IC, Could he even hurt Stilts though?

@SpidermanWins said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins said:

Can't Stilt Man just step on Armless Tiger Man....?

Armless Tiger Man is quite agile.

IC, Could he even hurt Stilts though?

He could throw children at him.

@Owie said:

Definitely Stilt Man. Actually I read a Stilt Man appearance in Champions #12 where he took on Hercules, Black Widow, Black Goliath, Angel, Ice Man, Dark Star, and Ghost Rider---AND WAS BEATING THEM BACK! Then he left, and later on Black Goliath beat him with his own leg.

what an insane level of WIS/PIS...damn!

@Vance Astro said:

@Owie said:

Definitely Stilt Man. Actually I read a Stilt Man appearance in Champions #12 where he took on Hercules, Black Widow, Black Goliath, Angel, Ice Man, Dark Star, and Ghost Rider---AND WAS BEATING THEM BACK! Then he left, and later on Black Goliath beat him with his own leg.

Even Angel could beat Stilt Man on his own.Stilt-Man is a push over. (literally)

@difficlus said:

@Owie said:

Definitely Stilt Man. Actually I read a Stilt Man appearance in Champions #12 where he took on Hercules, Black Widow, Black Goliath, Angel, Ice Man, Dark Star, and Ghost Rider---AND WAS BEATING THEM BACK! Then he left, and later on Black Goliath beat him with his own leg.

what an insane level of WIS/PIS...damn!

It was one of those comics where, when you read it, you suddenly realize you are in the presence of something very special! :)

This is Black Goliath beating him with his leg later on, which I think is just as awesome as the absurd fight beforehand:

Obviously the kids survive due to their invulnerability, and they massacre the two combatants before the playground explodes.

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins said:

Can't Stilt Man just step on Armless Tiger Man....?

Armless Tiger Man is quite agile.

IC, Could he even hurt Stilts though?

He could throw children at him.

lol

Armless Tiger Man. He's Armless Tiger Man!

The playground wins 'cus it looks awesome!

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins said:

Can't Stilt Man just step on Armless Tiger Man....?

Armless Tiger Man is quite agile.

IC, Could he even hurt Stilts though?

He could throw children at him.

he has no arms...

@SpidermanWins said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins said:

Can't Stilt Man just step on Armless Tiger Man....?

Armless Tiger Man is quite agile.

IC, Could he even hurt Stilts though?

He could throw children at him.

he has no arms...

@SpidermanWins: @nickzambuto: He's got legs.

@Decoy Elite: But while he's rolling around, trying to wrap his feet around a kid, 12 others are shooting magnums at him.

@nickzambuto said:

@Decoy Elite: But while he's rolling around, trying to wrap his feet around a kid, 12 others are shooting magnums at him.

Never said it would be easy.

@Decoy Elite: This thread made me lol hard. You stole it from K4tz and TDM though...

@Decoy Elite said:

@SpidermanWins: @nickzambuto: He's got legs.

Are you seriously suggesting.... Alright

But could he make the 30 yd. field goal...? How heavy are these children? How old? I NEED STATS DAMMIT THIS IS SUCH A SERIOUS FIGHT! lol

@ReVampsaid:

@Decoy Elite: This thread made me lol hard. You stole it from K4tz and TDM though...

Troll? Besides, he made it up, just in their thread with their help. So no.

@SpidermanWins: Age and size vary with the children. Assume they are all K-4 age wise.

@ReVamp said:

@Decoy Elite: This thread made me lol hard. You stole it from K4tz and TDM though...

I stole nothing, this is all original content. >.> <.< >.>

@Decoy Elite said:

@ReVamp said:

@Decoy Elite: This thread made me lol hard. You stole it from K4tz and TDM though...

I stole nothing, this is all original content. >.> <.< >.>

Mhmmm. That's what Kardashian said.

@ReVamp said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@ReVamp said:

@Decoy Elite: This thread made me lol hard. You stole it from K4tz and TDM though...

I stole nothing, this is all original content. >.> <.< >.>

Mhmmm. That's what Kardashian said.

win

Stilt-Man FTW!

@cattlebattle said:

Stilt Man dominates

@raffels: Favorite GIF?....you've bumped like 8 dead threads and posted that on all of them....

Stilt-Man.

@raffels: Stupid troll.

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