Randy Marsh vs Stan Smith vs Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson

#1 Posted by Pistolwhip1 (726 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

   
 
 
 
   
 
  
 
 
• Winner by KO
•  Morals on
•  H2H only
•  Start off twenty feet away
• Fight takes place in Moe's Bar.   
• Every one is drunk
 
 
 
#2 Posted by BringnIt (3680 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

Randy took out the BatDad. That's impressive.

#3 Edited by Strider92 (11296 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

Homer does have the home-field advantage but Peter probably wins. His fights against the chicken were bordering on insane even for someone like Stan.

#4 Posted by The Stegman (13040 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

I'm saying Homer, he took down scores of professional boxers by just standing there and getting hit, that's an insane durability feat., not to mention falling down a gorge twice and surviving, he even admitted himself that nothing can kill him. 
 
Then you have strength feats like him lifting a motorcycle and dueling with it like a sword 

#5 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (1923 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

Peter stomps. He can beat everyone here. I feel that he's proving more then once to be a capable fighter when he's gone up against the Chicken. Stans mediocre, and Homer while tough is still capable of losing a fight, like when he fought Barts ''Big Brother" at the aquarium.

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#6 Edited by greenteaforme (1745 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

Homer and Peter have bunch better feats, especially in the field of durability. Especially Homer, who's been shot in the body with a cannon multiple times, along with having that head condition that made him almost impervious to head trauma, etc.

But I have to say that Randy is BY FAR the funniest one here.

#7 Posted by daak1212 (7790 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

Peter>Randy>Homer>Stan

Peter is an actual good brawler

Randy cant be put down easy and also has combat feats

Homer is virtually impossible to put down but cant fight

Stan is a weapons expert not a fighter such as Haley said and she also whooped his ass when she was brainwashed

#8 Posted by Bernicky (379 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

Stan, government training and can easily knockout/kill any of them. With morals on Homer, Peter, and Randy would be too docile at first, Stan would be blood lusted right away.

#9 Posted by daak1212 (7790 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

@Bernicky said:

Stan, government training and can easily knockout/kill any of them. With morals on Homer, Peter, and Randy would be too docile at first, Stan would be blood lusted right away.

Literally he got his ass kciked in most of his fights. If he was so good why was he trashed by a method actor playing homeless and why did he get mauled and shot in the face by Haley?

#10 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (10409 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

If C.I.S. is off I say Stan wins. I really feel his C.I.A. training and resources could give him the win. 

#11 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (10409 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio
@daak1212 said:

@Bernicky said:

Stan, government training and can easily knockout/kill any of them. With morals on Homer, Peter, and Randy would be too docile at first, Stan would be blood lusted right away.

Literally he got his ass kciked in most of his fights. If he was so good why was he trashed by a method actor playing homeless and why did he get mauled and shot in the face by Haley?

Which episode was he mauled and shot by Hailey? A lot of fights he lost he had C.I.S. on. There's been times when he has shown to whoop a$$.
#12 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (1923 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

@Bernicky said:

Stan, government training and can easily knockout/kill any of them. With morals on Homer, Peter, and Randy would be too docile at first, Stan would be blood lusted right away.

Dude a docile Peter tortures his daughter, helped said daughter and son cover up Stewie's head injury, ran his wife off the road and into a wall, and punched out a waiter for asking to take his wifes order. lol

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#13 Posted by daak1212 (7790 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@daak1212 said:

@Bernicky said:

Stan, government training and can easily knockout/kill any of them. With morals on Homer, Peter, and Randy would be too docile at first, Stan would be blood lusted right away.

Literally he got his ass kciked in most of his fights. If he was so good why was he trashed by a method actor playing homeless and why did he get mauled and shot in the face by Haley?

Which episode was he mauled and shot by Hailey? A lot of fights he lost he had C.I.S. on. There's been times when he has shown to whoop a$$.

I forgot GAAAAAH!!! But apparently he brainwashed her to marry someone of his liking but she became an assassin in the process and she trashed Stan, he was begging for his life.

Another fight he lost? The guy from Kinkos what was it? Stelios? \

Oh I found it. Haylias, she married a guy named Dill Shepard....heres a link of the episode in summary http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Haylias

#14 Posted by IZZR (3947 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

  
  Peter has this, he has chi munipulation and can mimic Ryu's abilities not to mention he has had 3 fights in which he literally fought all over town.
 
  

    
#15 Posted by daak1212 (7790 posts) - 8 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

Peter has this, he has chi munipulation and can mimic Ryu's abilities not to mention he has had 3 fights in which he literally fought all over town.

Exactly, the guy's durability is superhuman....actually not really it is human as their have been stories of people doing such things but clearly Peter is not an ordinary being. Peter will definitely win this.

#16 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (2255 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

RANDY FTW

#17 Posted by Mr_Winchester (524 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Stan. That dude will go Punisher on them. 
 
Plus Stan pulled off a Superman and turned back time....ok fine it was in his head but it was still sick.

#18 Posted by agentxx (2533 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Stan wins.

#19 Posted by IZZR (3947 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@Mr_Winchester said:
Stan. That dude will go Punisher on them.  Plus Stan pulled off a Superman and turned back time....ok fine it was in his head but it was still sick.
Keywords "In his head" whereas Peter pulls off his feats for real.
#20 Posted by AverageKoala (238 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

I think it would go to whoever has the most Toonforce, which would be Peter. His head has been destroyed multiple times, he just shrugs it off.

#21 Posted by Mr_Winchester (524 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Stan smith Fought against the armies of Santa, and also the armies of Heaven. He helped Jesus take on the anti christ.  And pointed a gun to cartoon God's head. Stan wins.

#22 Edited by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@Mr_Winchester said:

Stan smith Fought against the armies of Santa, and also the armies of Heaven. He helped Jesus take on the anti christ.  And pointed a gun to cartoon God's head. Stan wins.

No guns allowed, which is what Steve mostly uses. 
It most likely ends like this: 
 
  
Or.. 
  
Like this 
 
  
#23 Posted by IZZR (3947 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@AverageKoala said:

I think it would go to whoever has the most Toonforce, which would be Peter. His head has been destroyed multiple times, he just shrugs it off.

Not to mention strokes, shot in the face, hole in the face, he took a shuttle to the moon, has amazing gadgets, single handedly owned a whole football team amongst other things.
#24 Edited by kcaz (1356 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

dont think peter can win. people say he fights impressively with the chicken, but the chicken himself is weak. joe STOMPED quagmire, cleveland and peter in a matter of seconds, even though they each have a weapon. i think stan wins. he may not be a fighting expert, but he is still a C.I.A agent. he didnt become a C.I.A agent without proving himself in monthly tests. also he is a high school wrestling champion.

#25 Posted by IZZR (3947 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@kcaz said:
dont think peter can win. people say he fights impressively with the chicken, but the chicken himself is weak. joe STOMPED quagmire, cleveland and peter in a matter of seconds, even though they each have a weapon. i think stan wins. he may not be a fighting expert, but he is still a C.I.A agent. he didnt become a C.I.A agent without proving himself in tests. also he is a high school wrestling champion.
That was before Peter gained his street fighter abilities. He can do a Hadouken :/ who else here can fire energy balls.
#26 Posted by kcaz (1356 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@IZZR said:
@kcaz said:
dont think peter can win. people say he fights impressively with the chicken, but the chicken himself is weak. joe STOMPED quagmire, cleveland and peter in a matter of seconds, even though they each have a weapon. i think stan wins. he may not be a fighting expert, but he is still a C.I.A agent. he didnt become a C.I.A agent without proving himself in tests. also he is a high school wrestling champion.
That was before Peter gained his street fighter abilities. He can do a Hadouken :/ who else here can fire energy balls.
he cant do the hadouken. that was just a video game simulation of a real fight, not a real fight
#27 Posted by Wolfrazer (2328 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Hmm...didn't Stan fight like 4 guys H2H on a parade float in that episode with the drone?(Forget what episode), and as I recall he did also fight his boss.

#28 Posted by IZZR (3947 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@kcaz said:
@IZZR said:
@kcaz said:
dont think peter can win. people say he fights impressively with the chicken, but the chicken himself is weak. joe STOMPED quagmire, cleveland and peter in a matter of seconds, even though they each have a weapon. i think stan wins. he may not be a fighting expert, but he is still a C.I.A agent. he didnt become a C.I.A agent without proving himself in tests. also he is a high school wrestling champion.
That was before Peter gained his street fighter abilities. He can do a Hadouken :/ who else here can fire energy balls.
he cant do the hadouken. that was just a video game simulation of a real fight, not a real fight
No it was a real fight they challenged each other and faught.
#29 Posted by kcaz (1356 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

@kcaz said:
@IZZR said:
@kcaz said:
dont think peter can win. people say he fights impressively with the chicken, but the chicken himself is weak. joe STOMPED quagmire, cleveland and peter in a matter of seconds, even though they each have a weapon. i think stan wins. he may not be a fighting expert, but he is still a C.I.A agent. he didnt become a C.I.A agent without proving himself in tests. also he is a high school wrestling champion.
That was before Peter gained his street fighter abilities. He can do a Hadouken :/ who else here can fire energy balls.
he cant do the hadouken. that was just a video game simulation of a real fight, not a real fight
No it was a real fight they challenged each other and faught.

it wasnt a real fight, it was just a simulation. if not he would have used those moves when he faught the chicken in the later episodes.

#30 Posted by YoungJustice (5674 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Stan comes out on top here.

#31 Posted by GodOfMischief (550 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Peter has only ever demonstrated good fighting skills against Ernie the giant chicken, as it said before he got beaten up by Joe really easily lol. I think overall though Stan should take this.

#32 Posted by IZZR (3947 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@kcaz said:

@IZZR said:

@kcaz said:
@IZZR said:
@kcaz said:
dont think peter can win. people say he fights impressively with the chicken, but the chicken himself is weak. joe STOMPED quagmire, cleveland and peter in a matter of seconds, even though they each have a weapon. i think stan wins. he may not be a fighting expert, but he is still a C.I.A agent. he didnt become a C.I.A agent without proving himself in tests. also he is a high school wrestling champion.
That was before Peter gained his street fighter abilities. He can do a Hadouken :/ who else here can fire energy balls.
he cant do the hadouken. that was just a video game simulation of a real fight, not a real fight
No it was a real fight they challenged each other and faught.

it wasnt a real fight, it was just a simulation. if not he would have used those moves when he faught the chicken in the later episodes.

The last fight he had with Earnie the Chicken was before his fight with Mr Washee Washee.
#33 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@GodOfMischief said:

Peter has only ever demonstrated good fighting skills against Ernie the giant chicken, as it said before he got beaten up by Joe really easily lol. I think overall though Stan should take this.

    
  Peter has good durability, but Joe took him out.   
#34 Edited by IZZR (3947 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio
@OmegaDynasty said:

@GodOfMischief said:

Peter has only ever demonstrated good fighting skills against Ernie the giant chicken, as it said before he got beaten up by Joe really easily lol. I think overall though Stan should take this.

    
  Peter has good durability, but Joe took him out.   
This was before his fight with Mr Washee Washee actually Peter has developed since. Besides none of them wanted to fight Joe he had morals off them three didnt want to actually fight at all.
#35 Posted by agentxx (2533 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Stan stomps, he's a freakin beast with CIS off and blood lust on, he could solo everybody ten times over if he wanted too.

#36 Posted by Crimsonutcase (42 posts) - 8 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Why is everyone forgetting the whole, everyone is drunk thing

Stan drunk is horrible, can't handle his drink at all and ends up mostly passed out and usless from one martiee

Peter, homer and Randy just get more badass and awesome when they get drunk

but gotta go with Peter coz of the whole Chicken fight thing, Randy a close 2nd

#37 Posted by kcaz (1356 posts) - 8 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

@OmegaDynasty said:

@GodOfMischief said:

Peter has only ever demonstrated good fighting skills against Ernie the giant chicken, as it said before he got beaten up by Joe really easily lol. I think overall though Stan should take this.

Peter has good durability, but Joe took him out.
This was before his fight with Mr Washee Washee actually Peter has developed since. Besides none of them wanted to fight Joe he had morals off them three didnt want to actually fight at all.

you are wrong, the fight with Mr Washee Washee was season 9 episode 14. the last fight with the ernie was season 10 episode 23. if peter had those street fighter powers, he would have used them in the fight. so like i said, its just a simulation, not the real fight. anyway, peter got his ass handed to him by meg as well, the episode when meg went to jail. peter is not as durable as everyone thinks. perhaps ernie was weak, so they fight evenly

#38 Posted by Immortal777 (3259 posts) - 8 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

Peter stomps Roadhouse kick FTW

H2H skill Joe>Stewie=Lois>>Hayley >>>Stan

#39 Posted by P0rtal (715 posts) - 8 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

definitely peter, homer cant hold his liquor, nor can stan or randy. Peter does crazy stuff when he is on the verse of death and handles a giant chicken all the time, do you know how strong a human sized chicken would be? lol terrifying thought

peter wins because joe will step in if things go sour and kick everyones ass

#40 Posted by k4tzm4n (30928 posts) - 8 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@BringnIt said:

Randy took out the BatDad. That's impressive.

BATDAD KNOWS NO PAIN. BATDAD KNOWS NO FEAR!

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#41 Posted by matchesmalone21 (4734 posts) - 8 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@P0rtal: Homer already kill the Death and took her place,take a grenade exploding on his belly,a shuriken in the forehead and dodge bullets at close range during a fight with Marge,was able to survive a fatal free fall of a canyon and leaves with few wounds,eat uranium bars as if they were nothing and was not even affected by radiation. Homer stomps

#42 Posted by beautifulrevery (1167 posts) - 8 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

People are forgetting that Peter has a ongoing relationship with Death himself. If this fight is to the Death Peter won't die as has been shown in some instances. Also Peter has survived explosions, stabbings, gunshot wounds, etc and come out fine. Also that fight with Mr Washee Washee is canon because that is Literally how they fought. Street Fighter Arcade style. Remember, they're cartoon characters. Nothing has to make sense.

#43 Posted by No_Trolling (447 posts) - 8 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@beautifulrevery said:

People are forgetting that Peter has a ongoing relationship with Death himself. If this fight is to the Death Peter won't die as has been shown in some instances. Also Peter has survived explosions, stabbings, gunshot wounds, etc and come out fine. Also that fight with Mr Washee Washee is canon because that is Literally how they fought. Street Fighter Arcade style. Remember, they're cartoon characters. Nothing has to make sense.

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