Rambo vs a Hippo, Tiger, Grizzly, and Gorilla

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#1 Edited By Susanoo

Rambo with his knife, a spear carved out of wood, and bow and arrow (4 regular arrows)

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A Hippo
A seberian Tiger
A grizzly
A Silverback

Battlefield: Rambo: first blood, the forest in the first movie
These animals are working together to avenge the boar that Rambo ate.
The animals are bloodlusted.
Rambo is hiding using camaflage on a tree.
Rambo has 1 hour prep.
Distance is a 100 meters.
These animals are the top of their kind. Meaning the most strongest their kind can be.

Who wins?

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#2 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

The Animals win easily...........

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#3 Edited By Susanoo

@comicdude23 said:

"The Animals win easily........... "

Ok I gave Rambo a wooden spear, 5 arrows, and 1 hour prep.

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#4 Edited By Jazzitup

What can Rambo do?

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#5 Edited By Omarpool

Rambo gets mauled by all the animals.

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#6 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

He kills them all except the Hippo, he can't get through it's hide

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#7 Edited By The_Assassin_

Is this a fight or a contest to see who can eat the most of him?

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#8 Edited By Mayday_

Animals stomp. Any combination of the gorilla (climbing ability) plus any of the land animals can duo.

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#9 Edited By Jazzitup

@comicdude23 said:

"He kills them all except the Hippo, he can't get through it's hide "

What can Rambo do?

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#10 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

@Jazzitup said:

"@comicdude23 said:
"He kills them all except the Hippo, he can't get through it's hide "
What can Rambo do? "

What do you mean?

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#11 Edited By drkhwk2001

Rambo is sooooo screwed

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#12 Edited By demifiend

lol

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#13 Edited By Jazzitup

@comicdude23 said:

"@Jazzitup said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"He kills them all except the Hippo, he can't get through it's hide "
What can Rambo do? "
What do you mean? "

Like wat can he do that allows him to fight animals?

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#14 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

@Jazzitup said:

"@comicdude23 said:
"@Jazzitup said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"He kills them all except the Hippo, he can't get through it's hide "
What can Rambo do? "
What do you mean? "
Like wat can he do that allows him to fight animals? "

He's a war veteran, but he can't do anything here...he loses

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#15 Edited By Jazzitup

@comicdude23 said:

"@Jazzitup said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"@Jazzitup said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"He kills them all except the Hippo, he can't get through it's hide "
What can Rambo do? "
What do you mean? "
Like wat can he do that allows him to fight animals? "
He's a war veteran, but he can't do anything here...he loses "

Just a war veteran? I think it's spite then :P

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#16 Edited By EpitomeofCool

hippo solo........

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#17 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

@Jazzitup said:

"@comicdude23 said:
"@Jazzitup said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"@Jazzitup said:
"@comicdude23 said:
"He kills them all except the Hippo, he can't get through it's hide "
What can Rambo do? "
What do you mean? "
Like wat can he do that allows him to fight animals? "
He's a war veteran, but he can't do anything here...he loses "
Just a war veteran? I think it's spite then :P "

Lol :P

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#18 Edited By deactivated-5c6600594117e

What's the sudden fascination with all of the animal threads lately?

I'm waiting on a duck billed platypus with the Infinity Gauntlet vs PR Beyonder to pop up...

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#19 Edited By odinforce

ok if ppl say rambo loses, they obviously haven't seen any rambo movie lol

if rambo gets one hour prep he could just make a bunch of traps that would take care of all of the animals for him. and if thats not allowed, then rambo would surprise attack all of them.

throat slice on the grizzly, spear throw at the hippos eye (going through the brain), headshot on the gorilla and tiger with the arrows (and if their skulls are too thick, he shoots their brain through their eyes), and if any of those plans fail, rambo could throat slice any of them like he would to the grizzly bears (from a surprise attack)

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#20 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

@odinforce said:

"ok if ppl say rambo loses, they obviously haven't seen any rambo movie lol

if rambo gets one hour prep he could just make a bunch of traps that would take care of all of the animals for him. and if thats not allowed, then rambo would surprise attack all of them.

throat slice on the grizzly, spear throw at the hippos eye (going through the brain), headshot on the gorilla and tiger with the arrows (and if their skulls are too thick, he shoots their brain through their eyes), and if any of those plans fail, rambo could throat slice any of them like he would to the grizzly bears (from a surprise attack) "

The Hippo is too fast for Rambo, they have been clocked at 30mph, there teeth can frow up to 1ft, and considering that they can weigh up to 7,000lbs, Rambo aint gonna win, not with the equipment he has been given....

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#21 Edited By Outside_85

Rambo cringes/rambles at them and they run away.

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#22 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

@Outside_85 said:

"Rambo cringes/rambles at them and they run away. "

........

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#23 Edited By odinforce

@comicdude23: i said surprise attack. meaning hiding in the trees without them knowing that he's there

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#24 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

@odinforce said:

"@comicdude23: i said surprise attack. meaning hiding in the trees without them knowing that he's there "

Unlikley....I don't see Rambo getting a Hippo in the eye.....and if one goes down, the others come in, if Rambo lands a shot it won't get past it's hide

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#25 Edited By hydrabob--defunct

Rambo dies horribly,
if he has a bow from today then thats better but if it's a wooden bow he makes himself he really has no shot, as close as he would have to get to any of these animals the spear would be good enough and unless he hits something major it won't take them down with one shot, and after fighting one of them he will be a terrible condition for fighting the others.

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#26 Edited By deactivated-60d8e8271946e

Rambo 5 - The Death Of Rambo

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