Punisher goes in with a M-16, shotgun, pistol, two grendes, machete, and set booby traps
Punisher VS Jason Vorhees
ya seriously asking that question jason might be evil in its purist form but Mr.P (PUNISHER)is vengeance in its purist form I know there are those who disagree .... ............. but jason would crap his pants as soon as frank walks around the corner.
Jason dosent care who anyone is he's a zombie and loves to kill. Oh and Saturn he can knock the grenades away with his machete, I just added them because Frank usaully carries them when he's going against the bigshots
"Jason dosent care who anyone is he's a zombie and loves to kill. Oh and Saturn he can knock the grenades away with his machete, I just added them because Frank usaully carries them when he's going against the bigshots"Thats assuming Jason sees the Grenades when they are being thrown at him... Jason doesnt have great reaction time...
"Okay you know what? Forget the grenades!!!!"Without the Grenades... Frank maybe in trouble here with Jason...
"King Saturn said:He wont be able to get that many shots off on Jason's head..."Mr. Punisher said:"Okay you know what? Forget the grenades!!!!"Without the Grenades... Frank maybe in trouble here with Jason..."
shotgun in the head (like ten time in the neck if possible) and walk away victoruos"
"The Punisher would win... Grenades can blow up Jason... and once Jason is blown to pieces... he is pretty much useless
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Ah, no he aint! And, Punisher wouldn't know that right of the bat! He'd learn it the hard way! Not sure what Punny is gonna do to Jason in the end, that could ultimately take him out! Only someone of the Voorheese bloodline can actually destroy him, and that is something Punny isn't!
"King Saturn said:Ash was able to beat Jason and Freddy... and Ash isnt on Frank's level at all... and with Frank's weaponry here... if he had those Grenades he could blow Jason to pieces and win..."The Punisher would win... Grenades can blow up Jason... and once Jason is blown to pieces... he is pretty much useless
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Ah, no he aint! And, Punisher wouldn't know that right of the bat! He'd learn it the hard way! Not sure what Punny is gonna do to Jason in the end, that could ultimately take him out! Only someone of the Voorheese bloodline can actually destroy him, and that is something Punny isn't!"
"lordraiden said:Maybe you're right. I think that if Punisher will be fully armed then he can defeat Jason. But I if he gets too close than Jason will kill him. And by the way Jason has healing factor."King Saturn said:Ash was able to beat Jason and Freddy... and Ash isnt on Frank's level at all... and with Frank's weaponry here... if he had those Grenades he could blow Jason to pieces and win...""The Punisher would win... Grenades can blow up Jason... and once Jason is blown to pieces... he is pretty much useless
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Ah, no he aint! And, Punisher wouldn't know that right of the bat! He'd learn it the hard way! Not sure what Punny is gonna do to Jason in the end, that could ultimately take him out! Only someone of the Voorheese bloodline can actually destroy him, and that is something Punny isn't!"
"King Saturn said:Jason has a healing factor... but in Jason Goes To Hell... when he was blown to pieces... he didnt really regenerate right away"lordraiden said:Maybe you're right. I think that if Punisher will be fully armed then he can defeat Jason. But I if he gets too close than Jason will kill him. And by the way Jason has healing factor.""King Saturn said:Ash was able to beat Jason and Freddy... and Ash isnt on Frank's level at all... and with Frank's weaponry here... if he had those Grenades he could blow Jason to pieces and win...""The Punisher would win... Grenades can blow up Jason... and once Jason is blown to pieces... he is pretty much useless
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Ah, no he aint! And, Punisher wouldn't know that right of the bat! He'd learn it the hard way! Not sure what Punny is gonna do to Jason in the end, that could ultimately take him out! Only someone of the Voorheese bloodline can actually destroy him, and that is something Punny isn't!"
lol
"mira said:Maybe not right away. But in the end he always come back. Right?"King Saturn said:Jason has a healing factor... but in Jason Goes To Hell... when he was blown to pieces... he didnt really regenerate right away"lordraiden said:Maybe you're right. I think that if Punisher will be fully armed then he can defeat Jason. But I if he gets too close than Jason will kill him. And by the way Jason has healing factor.""King Saturn said:Ash was able to beat Jason and Freddy... and Ash isnt on Frank's level at all... and with Frank's weaponry here... if he had those Grenades he could blow Jason to pieces and win...""The Punisher would win... Grenades can blow up Jason... and once Jason is blown to pieces... he is pretty much useless
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Ah, no he aint! And, Punisher wouldn't know that right of the bat! He'd learn it the hard way! Not sure what Punny is gonna do to Jason in the end, that could ultimately take him out! Only someone of the Voorheese bloodline can actually destroy him, and that is something Punny isn't!"
lol
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"King Saturn said:You Are Correct Sir"mira said:Maybe not right away. But in the end he always come back. Right?""King Saturn said:Jason has a healing factor... but in Jason Goes To Hell... when he was blown to pieces... he didnt really regenerate right away"lordraiden said:Maybe you're right. I think that if Punisher will be fully armed then he can defeat Jason. But I if he gets too close than Jason will kill him. And by the way Jason has healing factor.""King Saturn said:Ash was able to beat Jason and Freddy... and Ash isnt on Frank's level at all... and with Frank's weaponry here... if he had those Grenades he could blow Jason to pieces and win...""The Punisher would win... Grenades can blow up Jason... and once Jason is blown to pieces... he is pretty much useless
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Ah, no he aint! And, Punisher wouldn't know that right of the bat! He'd learn it the hard way! Not sure what Punny is gonna do to Jason in the end, that could ultimately take him out! Only someone of the Voorheese bloodline can actually destroy him, and that is something Punny isn't!"
lol
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"mira said:Hmm... Im not sure if Jason can be killed cause he's already dead."King Saturn said:You Are Correct Sir""mira said:Maybe not right away. But in the end he always come back. Right?""King Saturn said:Jason has a healing factor... but in Jason Goes To Hell... when he was blown to pieces... he didnt really regenerate right away"lordraiden said:Maybe you're right. I think that if Punisher will be fully armed then he can defeat Jason. But I if he gets too close than Jason will kill him. And by the way Jason has healing factor.""King Saturn said:Ash was able to beat Jason and Freddy... and Ash isnt on Frank's level at all... and with Frank's weaponry here... if he had those Grenades he could blow Jason to pieces and win...""The Punisher would win... Grenades can blow up Jason... and once Jason is blown to pieces... he is pretty much useless
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Ah, no he aint! And, Punisher wouldn't know that right of the bat! He'd learn it the hard way! Not sure what Punny is gonna do to Jason in the end, that could ultimately take him out! Only someone of the Voorheese bloodline can actually destroy him, and that is something Punny isn't!"
lol
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Wait wait, I see it going down like this. Punisher will be all armed and ready for war, chasing Jason back to Crystal Lake but with Jason's stealthiness, he evades him. Nighttime falls, and Punisher slowly succumbs to the temptations of the camp counselors with their booze, drugs, and premaritial sex! After that, Punisher's fellow councelors gradually come up missing one by one. Punisher goes running outside in the woods for awhile calling his friends' names with no response while he trips arbitrarily.
He goes back in for a cat-through-the-window false scare when Jason throws one of the bodies through another window! The 70 minute-mark chase scene begins with lots of gunfire, explosions, and Jason's teleportation and levitation powers! We get some back n forth action and end up in a barn. While a biker has Jason distracted, Punisher shaves his head, puts on Jason's Mom's nasty blue sweater, and tries to trick his retardedness with child psychology! They fight back n forth before Punisher knocks him off the edge where Jason lands on a bed of spikes (?! I dunno it was in part V) but in the end we learn that IT WAS NEVER REALLY JASON ANYWAY!!!! it was the ambulance driver all along!!!!!!!
Edited to Add: Punisher for the win over the ambulance driver!
Now Jason X vs Punisher would be a bit more one-sided. Jason X can surive firepower from the future, andriod fights, and getting humped by a space marine while reentering Earth's orbit.
I think That Jason would win. Frank pulls out his shotgun but Jason flings the machete into franks stomache.
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