#1 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmaster:

pt 2

vs.

Captain America

Story:

Captain America is walking down the street, enjoying his day. Suddenly, he sees the Punchmaster throw a beer can towards the garbage....and it falls to the ground! Captain America, in a complete fit of rage, runs over to Punchmaster and screams "Hey buddy! Aren't you gonna pick that up!?". And that's when it happens, Captain America QUESTIONED the Punchmaster! Can Captain dodge the first blow, and who would win!?

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#2 Posted by redbird3rdboywonder (3972 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmatser is hilarious. That said Captain America should beat him down

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#3 Posted by YoungJustice (6794 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmaster.

#4 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20155 posts) - - Show Bio

If Captain America gets hit by the first blow he would be staggered and fall back a bit, but he has tanked hits from The Hulk, so I think he could bounce back and win.

If Captain America dodges the first hit.... then things won't go well for the Punchmaster.

#5 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (7422 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Cap is fast enough to get in a good shield swing. Unless Punch Master hits his shield. Then this.

That is all.

#6 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mr_Ingenuity said:

I think Cap is fast enough to get in a good shield swing. Unless Punch Master hits his shield. Then this.

That is all.

I laughed so hard at this, probably too hard...

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#7 Posted by Pokergeist (22351 posts) - - Show Bio

Punch Master reminds me of Doomguy.

#8 Posted by karetaker (1565 posts) - - Show Bio

this is just EPIK

#9 Posted by Saren (25617 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmaster. Let's see Cap one-shot Captain Marvel Jr.

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#10 Posted by TDK_1997 (14698 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmaster ofc.

#11 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmaster doesn't hypothetical anything!

BUMP THIS THREAD UNTIL THIS IS DEFINITIVE!

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#12 Posted by joewell (6294 posts) - - Show Bio

" punchmaster sucks"

* Punchmaster walk thru the door *

" uh i didnt mean that,, i'm sorry, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

I WIN FOR I AM PUNCHMASTER

#13 Posted by Jayfournines (4024 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay said:

Punchmaster:

pt 2

vs.

Captain America

Story:

Captain America is walking down the street, enjoying his day. Suddenly, he sees the Punchmaster throw a beer can towards the garbage....and it falls to the ground! Captain America, in a complete fit of rage, runs over to Punchmaster and screams "Hey buddy! Aren't you gonna pick that up!?". And that's when it happens, Captain America QUESTIONED the Punchmaster! Can Captain dodge the first blow, and who would win!?

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

is that Seanbaby's Punchmaster? his hilarity is well known to me.

#14 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

LOLOLOLOLOL

Punchmaster

#15 Posted by Jezer (3128 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jayfournines said:

@Floopay said:

Punchmaster:

pt 2

vs.

Captain America

Story:

Captain America is walking down the street, enjoying his day. Suddenly, he sees the Punchmaster throw a beer can towards the garbage....and it falls to the ground! Captain America, in a complete fit of rage, runs over to Punchmaster and screams "Hey buddy! Aren't you gonna pick that up!?". And that's when it happens, Captain America QUESTIONED the Punchmaster! Can Captain dodge the first blow, and who would win!?

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

is that Seanbaby's Punchmaster? his hilarity is well known to me.

It must be. Never saw a "comic" that funny that wasn't from Cracked.

#16 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jezer: @Jayfournines:

It is from cracked.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#17 Posted by TheCannon (18317 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain America

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#18 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

Nothing Alarms the Punchmaster!

Bump (I know, I've bumped this too many times)

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#19 Posted by salamatsabi (216 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmanster Wins!

He knocked Captain Marvel jr. with one punch.

Plus reader want him to win so he will

#20 Posted by New_World_Order (13042 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmaster.

#21 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

I want to see this punchmaster in the new52

badly!!!

#22 Posted by Crom-Cruach (8819 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmaster ultra pawnage.

#23 Posted by Thedarklordpandamonium (4825 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchmaster curbs.

#24 Edited by RetconCrisis (3735 posts) - - Show Bio

Punchamster knocked out Cpt. Marvel Jr. I don't see Captain Murica doing that. Scenario: Punchmaster hits Cap's shield multiple times until the force of Punchmaster's punches vibrates Cap's hands to make him let go. Then Punchmaster punches Cap in the face multiple times. Punchmaster then punches all the Avengers and gets caught and goes to court. Punchmaster punches lawyer (as shown) and Punchmaster punches his way out of custody. Rinse and repeat.