Porky (Mother 3) vs. The NLF

Porky Minch

Full-powered Galactus

Porky hides in his "Absolutely Safe Capsule". Galactus has one year to destroy it and kill him.

If Porky survives, he wins by default.

Galactus is bloodlusted, fully fed and at full power.

"Fight" in outer space.

"In an interview with Itoi, he stated that if the world ended 5.5 billion years later, Porky would still be alive, but alone. He ended the statement saying that "Porky is truly a poem in himself."

@amendment50: Besides that statement, what is there to suggest a sky father level being couldn't easily destroy that?

@tparks:

Matter of language. 'Specially the speaking in absolutes. Thought this was an interesting test for proponents of the no-limits fallacy, hence the title.

"When I'm inside, no attack will have any effect on me whatsoever."

"I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, 'Yeah, right. There's no such thing as absolutely...' But there is such a thing... and it's this!"

"It IS an absolutely safe capsule..."

@amendment50: Hmmm. I do have a hard time with this one, but that is interesting.

We can't use statement like that by characters as feats, especially since it's by the character itself so there could also be the factor of intimidation and arrogance, like cell destroying solar system, but this is even more icky.

@katanalauncher: I would point out though that the actual creator of the capsule, also an enemy of Porky's, also stated it to be "absolutely safe". Multiple times.

Plus the author's statement.

@amendment50:

If the author's statement is made inside the game then it could be assumed to be universal but not more, otherwise it's durability is a fallacy.

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