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#1 Posted by GroovyAsh (162 posts) - - Show Bio

Popeye has unlimited Spinach.
Fight/s take place in the street in front of Olive's house, but she isn't home, so no manipulating Popeye with her.

Go!

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#3 Posted by King Saturn (224025 posts) - - Show Bio

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#5 Posted by Dextersinister (5976 posts) - - Show Bio

When you mentioned all that spinach it had me thinking of the rot. That would be a disgusting match

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#6 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

Any really high tier reality warper would solo, Bugs Bunny won't though

He gets punted since Spinach>>>Looney Toon Force going by feats.

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#9 Edited by i_like_swords (13943 posts) - - Show Bio

Any really high tier reality warper would solo, Bugs Bunny won't though

He gets punted since Spinach>>>Looney Toon Force going by feats.

Bugs Bunny cut.. what was it.. Florida? off of the United States just by using scissors to cut a map. He cut a state off the country.

So you be wrong again.

#10 Posted by Jmarshmallow (5068 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_: Lawl, nobody beats Bugs Bunny Toon Force.

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#11 Edited by Wolfrazer (6467 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by i_like_swords (13943 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Edited by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@jmarshmallow: Nobody has beaten Popeye with spinach Buggs Bunny HAS been beaten

Case closed

gg.

@_cerberus_ said:

Any really high tier reality warper would solo, Bugs Bunny won't though

He gets punted since Spinach>>>Looney Toon Force going by feats.

Bugs Bunny cut.. what was it.. Florida? off of the United States just by using scissors to cut a map. He cut a state off the country.

So you be wrong again.

Popeye punched the sun WITH OUT SPINACH.

U MAD?

go wank some where else and GTFO before I have to school you again.

#14 Posted by Jmarshmallow (5068 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_: That's because it was funny when he "lost", if you even want to consider it a lost. I can't remember a time when Bugs has ever truly lost. If you have some evidence to back that up, then maybe it will be "case closed."

Besides, the power of Toon Force is all about comedy. It would be more funny if Bugs beat Popeye and made him mad then vice-versa.

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#15 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_: That's because it was funny when he "lost", if you even want to consider it a lost. I can't remember a time when Bugs has ever truly lost. If you have some evidence to back that up, then maybe it will be "case closed."

Besides, the power of Toon Force is all about comedy. It would be more funny if Bugs beat Popeye and made him mad then vice-versa.

Jmarshmallow

Nope because Popeye teaches kids to eat their vegetables

Education & Health & Good Manners>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Comedy and kissing people in importance level

so Popeye stomps even harder if you want to bring "that" logic into play, and like I said I proved you wrong

He lost against the Hare AND Gremlin Popeye HAS NEVER lost with Spinach.

#16 Posted by Racob7 (5540 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris

#17 Posted by Wolfrazer (6467 posts) - - Show Bio

Bugs became the writer, so yes...Bugs > Popeye.

#18 Posted by homicidalmaniac (7400 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolfrazer: The writers wanted Bugs become a writer in a single episode.

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#19 Posted by Wolfrazer (6467 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Edited by i_like_swords (13943 posts) - - Show Bio

@jmarshmallow: Nobody has beaten Popeye with spinach Buggs Bunny HAS been beaten

Case closed

gg.

@i_like_swords said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Any really high tier reality warper would solo, Bugs Bunny won't though

He gets punted since Spinach>>>Looney Toon Force going by feats.

Bugs Bunny cut.. what was it.. Florida? off of the United States just by using scissors to cut a map. He cut a state off the country.

So you be wrong again.

Popeye punched the sun WITH OUT SPINACH.

U MAD?

go wank some where else and GTFO before I have to school you again.

Bugs Bunny could erase the sun from fiction. He's literally broken through the fourth wall and sat in the directors chair before. He's basically god.

I'm not "wanking" anything, just being realistic. And no, I won't GTFO. And no, you won't, and never have schooled me. Big L-O-L for you my friend.

#21 Edited by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@homicidalmaniac: Still a feat though.

He also got owned by Elmer who became the writer so not it doesn't count, not to mention Popeye on spinach came back from getting erased out of existence

with unlimited spinach he rolf stops the bunny who has lost three times.

#22 Edited by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@i_like_swords said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@jmarshmallow: Nobody has beaten Popeye with spinach Buggs Bunny HAS been beaten

Case closed

gg.

@i_like_swords said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Any really high tier reality warper would solo, Bugs Bunny won't though

He gets punted since Spinach>>>Looney Toon Force going by feats.

Bugs Bunny cut.. what was it.. Florida? off of the United States just by using scissors to cut a map. He cut a state off the country.

So you be wrong again.

Popeye punched the sun WITH OUT SPINACH.

U MAD?

go wank some where else and GTFO before I have to school you again.

Bugs Bunny could erase the sun from fiction. He's literally broken through the fourth wall and sat in the directors chair before. He's basically god.

I'm not "wanking" anything, just being realistic. And no, I won't GTFO. And no, you won't, and never have schooled me. Big L-O-L for you my friend.

Popeye can break the 4th wall to you durp Popeye actually has greater feats since he can get out of his cartoon and beat Buggs Bunny into a pulp

what's buggs bunny gonna do kiss him to death?

#23 Posted by i_like_swords (13943 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_:

what's buggs bunny gonna do kiss him to death?

..probably

#24 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_:

what's buggs bunny gonna do kiss him to death?

..probably

Then BB gets his teeth knocked out.

#25 Posted by Jmarshmallow (5068 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_: First off, not being beaten isn't really a good argument considering Popeye only goes against the King of the Jobbers known as Bluto. Bugs would beat Bluto every time too.

And still, to my knowledge Bugs wasn't actually beaten by Hare or Gremlin. In the end, Bugs won.

Second, That's not how that "logic" works. It doesn't matter how "important" something is, the Rule of Funny trumps all in cartoons. Teaching kids to trick hunters into shooting ducks in the face isn't "Education & Health & Good Manners", but it doesn't matter because its funny.

In fact, teaching kids to solve their problems through violence(like punching people after eating healthy) isn't exactly a good lesson either, but its acceptable because its funny.

So Bugs wins, and I'm getting repetitive, because its FUNNY.

GG

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#26 Posted by JwwProd (9139 posts) - - Show Bio

Only Bugs can stand a chance against Popeye that this state.

#27 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_: First off, not being beaten isn't really a good argument considering Popeye only goes against the King of the Jobbers known as Bluto. Bugs would beat Bluto every time too.

And still, to my knowledge Bugs wasn't actually beaten by Hare or Gremlin. In the end, Bugs won.

Second, That's not how that "logic" works. It doesn't matter how "important" something is, the Rule of Funny trumps all in cartoons. Teaching kids to trick hunters into shooting ducks in the face isn't "Education & Health & Good Manners", but it doesn't matter because its funny.

In fact, teaching kids to solve their problems through violence(like punching people after eating healthy) isn't exactly a good lesson either, but its acceptable because its funny.

So Bugs wins, and I'm getting repetitive, because its FUNNY.

GG

Jmarshmallow

Your making stuff up show me this "rule of funny" because your automatically making up lies by saying Popeye is binded by these rules while in reality he's not.

Popeye has every advantage seriously Buggs Bunny can't DO ANYTHING to Popeye

paintbrush? *snaps it*

kissing? *broken neck*

run away from the show or comic? *breaks the 4th wall and chase him down*

Popeye has X-Ray vision,Hypnotism ect,

BB has been defeated by Elmer who had been the writer once which shows he is beatable.

#28 Posted by Jmarshmallow (5068 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfFunny

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#29 Posted by RetconCrisis (3723 posts) - - Show Bio

@racob7: Popeye is as strong as Bruce Lee, who beat Chuck Norris, so your argument is invalid. ABC logic FTW!

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#30 Posted by GroovyAsh (162 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm saying Popeye could beat Bugs.

#31 Posted by Kid_Cool (182 posts) - - Show Bio

Patrick Star or SpongeBob SquarePants.

#32 Posted by HyperViper97 (1342 posts) - - Show Bio

Popeye still

#33 Posted by Wardemon32 (4149 posts) - - Show Bio

No one.

#34 Posted by Pipxeroth (500 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Lobo is the only one who stands any chance here. And for people going OMG ROFL FANBOY U FAIL LOBO IS WEAK ONLY BUGS COULD DO IT...

Yah. But Popeye might take is still.

#35 Posted by darrellacoustic (73 posts) - - Show Bio

I see your popeye and raise you Artie. The strongest man in the world.

#36 Edited by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@pipxeroth: Popeye gets pwned by the Mask and Lobo team-up

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

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#40 Posted by Cable_Extreme (9037 posts) - - Show Bio

Popeye beats himself up trying to hurt the road runner.

#41 Posted by Saren (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

Completely pointless thread.

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