#1 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (2418 posts) - - Show Bio

Who wins? The two meet on my street. No prep or morals.

#2 Posted by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio

Isn't Popeye with no spinach an average man? Hancock wins.

#3 Posted by Cable_Extreme (9603 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock wins fairly easily, unless there are some toon force feats I am unaware of.

#4 Posted by kyrees (5405 posts) - - Show Bio

toon force spinach makes popeye "superman". remove that and popeye becomes a normal being

#5 Edited by RetconCrisis (4167 posts) - - Show Bio

He doesn't have much toon force without spinach. He loses.

#6 Posted by Pr0metheus (5261 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm strong to the finich, cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm one tough Gazookus, which hates all Palookas.
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em and always out roughs 'em
but none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk", It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or", That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich, cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

Take away his spinach and get is strong to the finich.

#7 Edited by AngryHulks (3001 posts) - - Show Bio

He never beats anyone without spinach, so he loses.

#8 Posted by King Saturn (224426 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock is a lot stronger than Popeye with no Spinach...

#9 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (2418 posts) - - Show Bio

If I remember correctly, Popeye had some decent feats even without spinach.

#10 Posted by patrat18 (10144 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock is a lot stronger than Popeye with no Spinach...

#11 Edited by JohnnyZ256 (2418 posts) - - Show Bio

Strength is not the only issue, though. What about speed, durability, and the like?

#12 Posted by Cgoodness (5138 posts) - - Show Bio

fresh prince just killed a cancer patient....hope you're happpy

#13 Posted by Parallax_Hal_Jordan (867 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock stomps.

#14 Edited by _Higgins_ (2990 posts) - - Show Bio

As funny as this battle is? Hancock stomps.

#15 Posted by JwwProd (10039 posts) - - Show Bio

Not letting Popeye use spinach is like not letting Tony Stark use his Iron Man armour.

#16 Posted by CyberWarrior (1552 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod said:

Not letting Popeye use spinach is like not letting Tony Stark use his Iron Man armour.

#17 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (2418 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I think that with spinach, Popeye wins convincingly.

#18 Edited by superdoom (239 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I think that with spinach, Popeye wins convincingly.

but without spinach, he loses badly.

#19 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (2418 posts) - - Show Bio

My point being that I didn't want to create this thread with Popeye on spinach, for I thought the outcome to be obvious. I'm going to try and find some spinach-less feats for Popeye.

#20 Edited by HyperViper97 (1342 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (2418 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm pretty sure that's not true.

#22 Posted by jojjimbo (2472 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock sadly.

#23 Posted by kyrees (5405 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Edited by gambitvoleur (12 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry, I just have to comment that this is the most hilarious thread title I've seen all week. I thinks it's the parenthesis "(no spinach)" that got me.

#25 Posted by The_Titan_Lord (6750 posts) - - Show Bio

lol. Hancock.