#1 Posted by Shiryu (3703 posts) - - Show Bio

Who wins?Po from Kung Fu Panda or Shrek?

#2 Posted by XLR87T3 (2881 posts) - - Show Bio

Po gets high on an ogredose of shrekstacy. He'll feel totally swamped.

#3 Posted by Dhumraketu (59 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek and Po face off. Po suddenly smells cheese when Shrek raises his arms. Distracted, Po goes down.

#4 Posted by Ultragreenboy (2055 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek is love.

Shrek is life.

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#5 Posted by Jacthripper (3928 posts) - - Show Bio

In all seriousness, Po stomps, he's much more skilled than anyone Shrek has faced.

#6 Posted by DarkDefender (459 posts) - - Show Bio

Po poops on your love and life.

#7 Edited by Noone301994 (5591 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by Jmarshmallow (8874 posts) - - Show Bio

Po stomps, how is this a question?

Wuxi Finger Hold is game over.

Jmarshmallow

#9 Posted by MonsterStomp (19224 posts) - - Show Bio

Po wrecks. Dude was so PIS catching cannonballs and redirecting them, owning Tai Lung with the flinch of a finger.

#10 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (25512 posts) - - Show Bio

Po stomps with ease.

#11 Edited by comicace3 (5993 posts) - - Show Bio

Po wrecks. Dude was so PIS catching cannonballs and redirecting them, owning Tai Lung with the flinch of a finger.

#12 Edited by Z___ (628 posts) - - Show Bio

@jacthripper said:

In all seriousness, Po stomps, he's much more skilled than anyone Shrek has faced.

@monsterstomp said:

Po wrecks. Dude was so PIS catching cannonballs and redirecting them, owning Tai Lung with the flinch of a finger.

Z'

#13 Posted by TheVivas (569 posts) - - Show Bio

Po...............scadoosh

#14 Edited by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10358 posts) - - Show Bio

The Ogrelord takes him to the swamp.

But really, Po wins.

#15 Edited by Goonage (309 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by Kingant27 (5920 posts) - - Show Bio

Po wins.

#17 Edited by JoshuaDBr (499 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek is way more awesome, but Po wins in a fight.

How about you do Shrek and Po vs someone? That would be awesome!

#18 Edited by Tohoma (1519 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought we were talking about this Po

#19 Posted by Parryboy (1145 posts) - - Show Bio

Po sees a mighty green creature, with a strange appendage dangling from his waist. "Viper? What did you do?!" He screamed. "It's not Viper," the Ogre answered. "It's my might." Po then proceeds to charge, but to his extent, the target was gone. He looked around, twistled his sights. He then feels a warmth, right behind him. "This is my swamp." Po, turning around, suddenly held onto to the mighty ogrehands of the Ogrelord. Shrek pulls out his onionzooka, and Po began to shake. The smell is unbearable. Po slaps it away, and places his thumb and pinky finger onto the mighty finger of Shrek. Shrek looks at him one last time, grinning. "It's all ogre now." He muttered. Po used that opportunity to use his move, suddenly, a bright light began to overshadow the landscape. Po wakes up with his pants down, and with a gaping hole in his chest began to take his attention.

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That or this might happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1-NElDgfoI

#20 Posted by Killerwasp (5542 posts) - - Show Bio

Po stomps, how is this a question?

Wuxi Finger Hold is game over.

Jmarshmallow

#21 Posted by Dhumraketu (59 posts) - - Show Bio

@tohoma said:

I thought we were talking about this Po

Shrek approaches the strange creature which seems to mean him no harm. It merely makes cute noises at him. Shrek pokes the creature's belly and it makes an even cuter giggle. Amused Shrek pokes it again. Unbeknownst to him the creature drains his soul with every poke, and each giggle is cuter than before. Mesmerized he continues to poke until his soul is gone and the creature moves on to find another victim.

#22 Posted by Dhumraketu (59 posts) - - Show Bio

In all seriousness, Po stomps, he's much more skilled than anyone Shrek has faced.

Po has never faced an opponent who smells like tapas of good smelly cheeses, aged meats, and onions. His culinary curiosity will distract him... well maybe until he realizes what the smell actually is!

#23 Posted by MysticMedivh (3253 posts) - - Show Bio

Po stomps, how is this a question?

Wuxi Finger Hold is game over.

Jmarshmallow

#24 Posted by NighThunder (4344 posts) - - Show Bio

po murders. Then takes his wife

#25 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Po wrecks your love and your life with casual ease.

#26 Posted by Ultragreenboy (2055 posts) - - Show Bio
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#27 Posted by DarkDefender (459 posts) - - Show Bio

Po poops on your love and life.

After taking a nice steamy dump on both of those he proceeds to eat rice balls on Shrek's decayed corpse.

#28 Posted by nickzambuto (14115 posts) - - Show Bio

Po wrecks. Dude was so PIS catching cannonballs and redirecting them, owning Tai Lung with the flinch of a finger.

That's not PIS.

#29 Posted by MonsterStomp (19224 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

Po wrecks. Dude was so PIS catching cannonballs and redirecting them, owning Tai Lung with the flinch of a finger.

That's not PIS.

Sure it isn't.

#30 Posted by TrionAce (483 posts) - - Show Bio

Wushi Finger Hold. Nuff said

#31 Posted by DeAnnunaki (752 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek's time is ogre.

#32 Posted by Apocalypse3 (1648 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Posted by The Stegman (25016 posts) - - Show Bio

The fat bear.

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#34 Posted by Noone301994 (5591 posts) - - Show Bio

@goonage: Sucked and hard? Shrek loves these words.

Shrek is love.

Shrek is life.

#35 Posted by DeathHero61 (6790 posts) - - Show Bio

Po Murders shrek. Shrek cannot fight, he isn't that strong, even by comic book standards and human standards, he doesn't stand even a slight chance against po. Anyone from Kung fu panda would destroy him.

#36 Posted by mjolnirson (1420 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Edited by uugieboogie (2785 posts) - - Show Bio
#38 Posted by Appzashok (1368 posts) - - Show Bio

Po due to his agility and training.

#39 Posted by flashback0180 (730 posts) - - Show Bio

po uses pinki

#40 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12346 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek uses earwax, it's super effective

#41 Posted by hirev_starman (506 posts) - - Show Bio

Po. He has real training while Shrek is just big and fat and smelly lol.

#42 Posted by Skyfire (752 posts) - - Show Bio

All of you are Farquaads, our ogrelord completely shreks this panda

Po's shrekoning is here

#43 Posted by Cgoodness (5138 posts) - - Show Bio

.....after going through this thread....I'm strangely aroused

#44 Posted by TheDandyMan (548 posts) - - Show Bio

The Wuxi Finger Hold and being sat on are too much for Shrek to handle, his powers of love and life cannot save him now.

#45 Posted by MikasaAckerman (140 posts) - - Show Bio
#46 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (12346 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Edited by TheDandyMan (548 posts) - - Show Bio
#48 Posted by Archanfel (358 posts) - - Show Bio

It's all ogre now.

It's never ogre.

Po gets shrekted then uses the Wuxi Finger Hold on the mighty Ogrelord.

#49 Posted by XLR87T3 (2881 posts) - - Show Bio

@parryboy said:

Po sees a mighty green creature, with a strange appendage dangling from his waist. "Viper? What did you do?!" He screamed. "It's not Viper," the Ogre answered. "It's my might." Po then proceeds to charge, but to his extent, the target was gone. He looked around, twistled his sights. He then feels a warmth, right behind him. "This is my swamp." Po, turning around, suddenly held onto to the mighty ogrehands of the Ogrelord. Shrek pulls out his onionzooka, and Po began to shake. The smell is unbearable. Po slaps it away, and places his thumb and pinky finger onto the mighty finger of Shrek. Shrek looks at him one last time, grinning. "It's all ogre now." He muttered. Po used that opportunity to use his move, suddenly, a bright light began to overshadow the landscape. Po wakes up with his pants down, and with a gaping hole in his chest began to take his attention.

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That or this might happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1-NElDgfoI

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!