#1 Posted by FiMFTW (687 posts) - - Show Bio

Peter Parker (Not SpOck) is dropped into a random street in San Diego, California, he is wearing a white t-shirt, thin raincoat, jeans and dress shoes. In his wallet he has a credit card (He has $10000 in the bank), appropriate ID to purchase Alcohol, firearms etc. and $800 in cash.

He has a Smartphone with unlimted battery life, unlimited texts and calls, GPS and internet.

He has fully loaded web shooters. (He can rebuild them if they get damaged)

He is bloodlusted, operating under his absolute full potential and willing to do anything possible to accomplish his goals.

He must hunt down and assassinate the following people:

Elizabeth II (Queen Of England)

Barack Obama (President Of The USA)

Vladimir Putin (Russian Prime Minister)

Kim Jong-Un (Supreme Leader Of North Korea)

They know something is out to get them, they are under heavy guard.

- Queen is in Buckingham Palace (Peter knows this)

- Putin was on a visit to the White House when the news of an assassin reached, he decides to stay there until the 'All clear', Obama is there too. (Peter also knows this)

- Kim Jong-Un is being protected in a hidden location in North Korea that Peter needs to locate himself

He can do it in any order he wants.

He technically has unlimited prep time but this is real life, so try to be realistic about what he can accomplish, plus limited funds.

If he alerts the authorities they will cease pursuit after he leaves that particular country, no one will recognize him.

Can he do it?

#2 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (7031 posts) - - Show Bio

He slaughters everyone but Putin. Putin is a beast he will destroy Spider-man with one hand. I head he fought a bear in a cage with nothing but his hands and managed to choke it out...by staring at it.

#3 Posted by spartan92 (2520 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmgOmgWtfWtf said:

I head he fought a bear in a cage with nothing but his hands and managed to choke it out...by staring at it.

He did, i was there circa 1987

#4 Posted by rolldestroyer (3508 posts) - - Show Bio

secret service put him down.

#5 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

He'd die at barrack Obama

#6 Posted by VeganDiet (1071 posts) - - Show Bio

@FiMFTW: Is he allowed to just buy some guns? Because I think someone with Peter's agility, reflexes, and aim, who is reasonably well equipped could clear this pretty easily.

#7 Posted by Pyrogram (38536 posts) - - Show Bio

He would get destroyed at the queen. It would take an army to get her.

#8 Posted by ArticulateT (189 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd say it depends on what order you do it in, and the general strength of the security that these figures have. Personally, a part of me feels that a Blood-lusted, preping Spidey wouldn't have too many qualms with simply purchasing fire arms and explosions. Hell, with his spider powers, he could stick a pack or two onto some ceilings and be done with it.

Simply fighting at his own strengths, though, I honestly can't say. Spiderman's pretty tough, but am I right in saying that he's capable of being overwhelmed?

#9 Posted by FiMFTW (687 posts) - - Show Bio

@VeganDiet said:

@FiMFTW: Is he allowed to just buy some guns?

Sure.

#10 Edited by Strider92 (16496 posts) - - Show Bio

Assuming Peter still has his spider-powers he slaughters everyone here with utmost ease. If he doesn't he still stomps due to him being smarter than any real-life scientist by a monumental amount. He could just build some insane stuff and BAM everyone dead.

#11 Posted by rpottage (893 posts) - - Show Bio

He doesn't get the Queen. She's got the full force of the entire commonwealth on her side, she and her country are protected by the one called the Predator/On Coming Storm/Time Lord Victorious; and she'll fuck Peter up.

Plus real life special forces units are screw ups like in the comics/movies; they're actually well-trained to take people out.

#12 Posted by Dextersinister (6163 posts) - - Show Bio

He's powerless on Prime Earth and although he is still a genius most of his tech won't work here as it goes against most of are universal laws. He has a very slim chance of taking out someone at the white house but when he has killed at least one of his targets he will be found.

#13 Posted by Mortein (2899 posts) - - Show Bio

he kills them all, easily

#14 Posted by FiMFTW (687 posts) - - Show Bio

Just for clarification, he DOES have his powers.

All 616 feats apply.

#15 Posted by Pyrogram (38536 posts) - - Show Bio

bumpy!

#16 Posted by PsychoJack (174 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

Assuming Peter still has his spider-powers he slaughters everyone here with utmost ease. If he doesn't he still stomps due to him being smarter than any real-life scientist by a monumental amount. He could just build some insane stuff and BAM everyone dead.

#17 Posted by Bossmonster (2239 posts) - - Show Bio

616 Park murderstomps. They would not stop him.

Way of the spider, Plus spider sense means he's not getting touched by anyone. He's a high multi tonner. Nothing's keeping him out.

This was too easy.

#18 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

He dies from the radioactive spider bite.

#19 Posted by SSJLozza (1528 posts) - - Show Bio

He won't get any of them but the best shot he has is probably Putin.