Round 1 at the clam (sober) Round 2 moes (drunk) Round 3 they can get their whole universe involved.
Peter griffin vs Homer Simpson
Homer Wins all rounds "unless toonforce is in play.
Peter has a hard time fighting a chicken, as you all know, chickens have brittle bones since they are apart of the...you know birds, and birds need light bones to fly. And how hard would a feather fist really be? Peter gets his ass kicked by a feathered fist, the fuck?!
Also Homor was an ACTUAL BOXER! Not to mention Peter gets a scrape and he cries like a punk for 20 minutes. Unless toonforce in in play, Homor wins all rounds.
Round 1 - Homor was an actual Boxer, and has been known to take extreme pain, He even survived a fall from Springfield Gorge. Peter struggles to fight a chicken... He also got his ass kicked by Stewie.
Round 2 - Homor drinks a beer at least once per episode and hes still kicking. Peter drank and lost all his brain cells and is now mentally retarded. Homer has been known to drink a mountain of duff beer.
Round 3 - Holloween Special boy god Bart automatically kills Peter with a thought, Aliens help stomp. If Stewie uses his time machine Homer gets to use his time toaster and kills everyone. ALSO if Peter gets to call up Death, Homer gets to call his good friends god and the devil aka Ned Flanders
I want to say Homer stomps because i hate family guy but he doesn't, its more like a... hardy victory.
@badvoodoo: @oni_bane: Homer did survive the Gorge (i'd forgotten about that one), but he also banged up Bart's "Big Brother" at the waterpark, and took the best shots from Roderick Tatem like a boss if i'm remembering it correctly. Peter gets handled. As for round 2, Homer could do a kamikaze attack and hit the "Big Red Button" at the Nuclear Power Plant. Nothing in Stewie's Crib has an answer for that (LOL)!
Homer boxed with "mike Tyson". Plus his show is better. And his whole universe has the alien dudes
Lets not forget the monkey paw!
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
Peter destroys him on all rounds. Lois can easily beat Marge. Meg is tough too and will slaughter Lisa. More then likely these two become friends. Chris might take Bart due to his size and strength advantage, but Bart is smarter and could easily manipulate him. Santa`s helper is far more canine and might rip Brian apart, then again, like Bart, he should be smarter then both the Simpson pets. Which might be the reason he gets torn part. Everyone has a plan until they get bit. Stewie is a genius, and a killer, but so is Maggie. Hell I would go far as to say she is deadlier then Stevie. He might not know She is there till it's too late.
Also...That Chicken is a freaking Highlander.
Peter destroys him on all rounds. Lois can easily beat Marge. Meg is tough too and will slaughter Lisa. More then likely these two become friends. Chris might take Bart due to his size and strength advantage, but Bart is smarter and could easily manipulate him. Santa`s helper is far more canine and might rip Brian apart, then again, like Bart, he should be smarter then both the Simpson pets. Which might be the reason he gets torn part. Everyone has a plan until they get bit. Stewie is a genius, and a killer, but so is Maggie. Hell I would go far as to say she is deadlier then Stevie. He might not know She is there till it's too late.
Also...That Chicken is a freaking Highlander.
OK, going back and reading my Comment, how the hell does Peter win with everything i presented? I mentioned that Chicken is also a chicken, it has FEATHERED FIST AND BRITTLE BONES! Seriously, go to the store and break a chicken leg, its easy. Don't Believe me? Fine! Get a chiwawa bone and a chicken bone and break them, the chicken bone is much easier to break.
Homer would have destroyed the chicken if he had the chance to do so, without a doubt.
This is from working out while reading a book. Homer wasn't even excused, he didn't even notice. With this one arm Homer won the arm wrestling contest. Homer would STOMP the chicken if he fought it. Also don't forget Peter is mentally retarded, seriously its not a joke, its pretty much canon how retarded he is. If Homer really wanted too, he could get the crayon out of his brain and out smart the shit out of Peter.
OHHH YEA I ALMOST FORGOT! During "Royalty Valhalla" episode Homer mentions he won a packet of hotdogs in the Dead Arena, thats right. Homer KILLED PEOPLE IN AN ARENA FOR A PACKET OF HOTDOGS!
@badvoodoo: He's not an actual chicken...I think it's a guy in a chicken suit
@skit: Don't forget that family Guy's God can pour a glass without holding it...
@badvoodoo: He's not an actual chicken...I think it's a guy in a chicken suit
The chicken bleeds and gets a black eye, when its flapping its wings it also moves its tail but this only happens once. It also opens its mouth and reveals a mouth so it is, in fact a real chicken.
The actual chicken -
Now you may think its a chicken costume because of the line separating its neck and body. Well this is just how birds are drawn.
and heres a real guy in a chicken suit.
Notice the thicken feet and open mouth.
If its stated the chicken is actually a man in a suit i take everything i said back.
@badvoodoo: Actually, I did some research, and you're right, it IS an actual chicken lol, my apologies. I just remembered him giving out coupons and giving Peter an expired one, so I thought he was a mascot.
This has been done, I remember it well. I'll say it again.
Peter Griffin.
Nope, Homer wins
and im going to keep on replying until everyone knows homer stomps peter
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